Miley Cyrus Went To The 2013 Teen Choice AwardsBy toddAugust 12, 2013

So yeah, here's Miley Cyrus at the 2013 Teen Choice awards. Like Justin Bieber and every white rapper, Miley's blackface is more subtle that it was 100 years ago and is more inferred. But if CNN said today that we're lynching black people again, Justin Bieber and Riff Raff would be wearing American flag polo shirts and bolo ties when they announced their Freedon Tour with Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, and Miley would release an album of Amy Grant covers before you finished reading this. In the meantime, it's just Miley being what her record label's image consultants says Miley should be. Enjoy!

So yeah, here's Miley Cyrus at the 2013 Teen Choice awards. Like Justin Bieber and every white rapper, Miley's blackface is more subtle that it was 100 years ago and…

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Hugh Jackman is Not GayBy toddApril 23, 2009

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I’m not even sure who asked, but Hugh Jackman wants everybody know he isn’t gay. Apparently when you’re really into musical theater and prance around on stage playing a gay dude, people might get the wrong idea. Us Magazine reports:

“I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not,” he says in this Sunday’s Parade magazine. “But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful.” “The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others,” the actor, 40, adds. “It’s not a big issue in Australia.”

Hugh didn’t really help his case when he hosted the Oscars, but he’s Wolverine, man. Wolverine isn’t gay. If he was he’d wear a cop hat and roller skates. Or smoke his cigar through a gold cigarette holder. Or walk a barefoot teenage Mexican boy in Daisy Dukes around on a leash. I mean, that’s what gays do, right? Of course they do. That’s what momma told me from the Bible.

I’m not even sure who asked, but Hugh Jackman wants everybody know he isn’t gay. Apparently when you’re really into musical theater and prance around on stage playing a gay…

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Links Sound Better Auto-TunedBy daveApril 23, 2009

Yeah, I thought this video sucked to. Then Katie Couric rocked my world at about 1:22 [EbaumNation]

Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan might be starring in a film together. A film I will put on mute and watch with porno music playing in the background. [FatBackMedia]

Texas is going to hold a Twilight convention. Because everything is bigger in Texas, especially the tweens who lust after Robert Pattinson. And the ones who read. And by “big” I mean “fat.” Harry Potter chick 4 lyfe. [ImNotObsessed]

UsWeekly had a Hot Hollywood Style party and while we weren’t there to collect the pics ICYDK was. [DrunkenStepfather]

After the Brad-leaving-Angie rumors of earlier this week, Angelina Jolie wore a big black dress on the street. Who smells pregnancy rumors? [LaineyGossip]

Yeah, I thought this video sucked to. Then Katie Couric rocked my world at about 1:22 [EbaumNation] Vanessa Hudgens and Lindsay Lohan might be starring in a film together. A…

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Jamie Foxx is Getting SuedBy toddApril 22, 2009

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In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, William Presler claims he was severely injured at a 2007 party that was hosted by Foxx. The incident happened at Social in Hollywood where Presler was working the bar. The bar that was made completely out of ice. TMZ reports:

Presler claims drunk guests dropped their drinks around the bar and glass shattered everywhere. He claims he tried cleaning it up but was told to leave it be. Presler says the manager preferred kicking the glass along the side of the ice bar. At the end of the party, Presler says he slipped, fell and landed on the shattered glass, severely injuring himself. He needed 170 stitches to repair the damage to the severed nerves in his left hand. Presler says he obtained a neuroscience degree and was forced to abandoned his career to become a brain surgeon due to the damage in his left hand.

Jamie Foxx is a self-aggrandizing douchebag, but I’m not really sure what he has to do with this. I don’t know, maybe he did. Maybe he threw down a banana peel or hired Jerry’s cousin Muscles to push this dude down. Or I don’t know, maybe the guy should have realized he was walking on a fuckin sheet of ICE and shards of glass and been more careful. Like when I bury prostitutes.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, William Presler claims he was severely injured at a 2007 party that was hosted by Foxx. The incident happened at…

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Touch My Were-Links, No Homo.By daveApril 22, 2009

Hey ladies (or – you know – whomever)! Check out the shirtless Wolf Pack from New Moon, the Twilight sequel. I’m never gonna hear the end of linking this for you, so you should totally click it. [USAToday]

Fake drama of the week? Brad moving out on Angelina Jolie. [ICYDK]

Mia Farrow is going on a hunger strike, which I would have cared about…oh…20 years ago? [ImNotObsessed]

Aubrey O’Day upskirts are still kind of thrilling even though I wouldn’t touch Aubrey without disinfecting her. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

That is Gavin Rossdale hanging out with a dude in a dress right? I really can’t tell which on is the man. Wait, both?!?! [BWE]

I want this BBQ & Foot Massage place to be real. [CityRag]

Can we pause a moment to look at Rihanna (more…)

Hey ladies (or – you know – whomever)! Check out the shirtless Wolf Pack from New Moon, the Twilight sequel. I’m never gonna hear the end of linking this for…

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Who is This Heavenly Goddess?By toddApril 21, 2009

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Kirsten Dunst was at Coachella this weekend, and as you might have imagined, everyone was enraptured by her timeless beauty. Minstrels sang and read poetry while small woodland creatures danced and made her a dress of silk and lace as bluebirds tied ribbons in her hair. And all of the maidens skipped joyously through the field tossing rose petals from their baskets where she walked and a prince on a great white steed sang about true love’s first kiss as his wise, talking lion narrated because it’s obvious her life is some kind of fairy tale.

Kirsten Dunst was at Coachella this weekend, and as you might have imagined, everyone was enraptured by her timeless beauty. Minstrels sang and read poetry while small woodland creatures danced…

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Miss California Doesn’t Care If You’re PissedBy toddApril 21, 2009

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After stating that she doesn’t believe in gay marriage during the Miss USA telecast Sunday night, Miss California Carrie Prejean isn’t backing down despite the massive backlash (Perez called her a “stupid bitch”) against her. FOXNews reports:

Carrie Prejean told FOXNews.com that she had “no regrets” and was happy with the answer she gave when a Miss USA judge, the gossip blogger Perez Hilton, asked about her stance on same-sex marriage. “I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman,” she said on the live broadcast. “No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Okay, so she doesn’t think gays should be married. Guess what, a lot of people don’t. Who cares. She’s not going to grow 50 feet tall and kill every gay person in the world, so chill the hell out. Despite what TV told me when I was a kid, I don’t believe vampires want to teach children the joys of counting. So what, you gonna burn me at the stake now, Mr. Sensitivity?

After stating that she doesn’t believe in gay marriage during the Miss USA telecast Sunday night, Miss California Carrie Prejean isn’t backing down despite the massive backlash (Perez called her…

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Were You Clicking My Links, Neo, Or Were You Looking At The Woman In The Red Dress?By daveApril 21, 2009

Emma Watson and the Harry Potter Trio have started filming The Deathly Hallows Part I in London [BadandUgly]

Breaking Mandy Moore news? She has a new single out and doesn’t know how to correctly use spray-tanner. [LaineyGossip]

Joss Stone shouldn’t let photographers so close to the stage when she’s wearing a skirt. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

This is the shirt you wear when you want people to take your opinion seriously. [EbaumNation]

Pink and Carey Hart seem to be back together. No mention yet that Pink made a DAMN MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT NOT NEEDING HIM. Fickle celebrities know nothing of the matters of the Hart. [ImNotObsessed]

Big, Wet A-List Booty. [CityRag]

Halle Berry showed up to The Soloist premiere looking lickable. [ICYDK]

Brooke Hogan (more…)

Emma Watson and the Harry Potter Trio have started filming The Deathly Hallows Part I in London [BadandUgly] Breaking Mandy Moore news? She has a new single out and doesn’t…

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