If you had to guess in 2018 which unhinged narcissist would make their 4-year old child take a topless pic of them then post that topless pic on Instagram then write a caption that tells everyone that their 4-year old child took the topless pic, you’d probably yell, “KIM KARDASHIAN” before I finished this long ass run-on sentence. And you’d be right, because what the fuck is wrong with her?
I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.
As a singer, songwriter, actress, and hip-hop queen, Nicki Minaj has spent her career juggling a multitude of roles, and her latest move brings her into yet another creative sphere—modeling. Signing to Wilhelmina’s celebrity division, Minaj becomes the latest star to add professional posing to her repertoire.
How did Nicki Minaj score a modeling contract? The same way Kendall Jenner did.
With 77 million followers on Instagram,
household name status, and a larger-than-life persona, Minaj has plenty to offer the fashion world.
So ladies, up your Instagram game and you too could become a model. Not sure how that would translate into a “rap” career and a video with Gucci Mane. Stay positive. The world is oyster if you have a lot of Instagram followers.
Chrissy Teigen is the human equivalent of a Friday, so it’s fitting that she’s today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. I’d feel kinda gross commenting on this video in my usual commenting way, but I will say this was very professionally shot and I hope this video you starts you on your path to fitness and hot dogs in 2017 and beyond.
There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.
Back in June, actor Anton Yelchin died when his Jeep Grand Cherokee crushed him against his own brick mailbox after he thought he put it in park. It wasn’t in park. His parents then filed a wrongful death suit, blaming a faulty gear shift. In official documents, the Chrysler dealership responded. It wasn’t good.
The Valencia, CA Chrysler dealership filed its response to the wrongful death lawsuit filed by Anton’s parents … listing a slew of reasons why it should not be on the hook for anything related to Anton’s fatal accident. Most damningly in the docs — the dealer says Anton’s death was the result of his own “misuse, misapplication, or damage” of the Jeep Grand Cherokee that rolled and crushed him. It’s not spelled out, but the dealer seems to be hinting Anton made aftermarket changes that damaged the SUV. The company also believes his parents didn’t preserve the vehicle as it was at the time of the accident … which would compromise critical evidence in the case. The dealership is asking the judge to cut them loose from the lawsuit.
I’m not a mechanic, but I can understand why a parent would try to blame literally anything for a child’s death except the child under circumstances like this, but there was a recall notice that Yelchin didn’t he have repaired. At the same time, a car manufacturer probably shouldn’t be in the habit of rolling out products that can kill you even if you’re not actually in it. All that said, some things are just freak accidents. Like The Chainsmokers having a hit song. Sometimes bad things happen.
Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.
Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms. According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.
29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist.
If I tied your loved ones up over a pit of demon possessed sharks and set a timer for 2 seconds then told you that you had to name the rapper who announced he’s opening a classy strip club in Houston called “The Ballet” or your family would die, they wouldn’t die, because you’d know the answer before I got to the word “Houston”. It’s Drake. Of course it’s Drake.
Launching a pop-up at the city’s Toyota Center last night (September 5), during his annual Houston Appreciation Weekend, Drake has now announced that his “classy” strip club – called ‘The Ballet’ – will open in the city during 2017. Speaking at his pop-up event, Drake told the crowd: “There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit. It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, the music that we’ve got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”
Not sure how much a lap dance will be, but it must be a lot since Drake will probably require all the dancers to tell you their real names and favorite inspirational quote.