These Are Some Hayley Atwell PicturesBy toddApril 27, 2015

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so I decided to post some pictures. Just so we’re clear, I assume these people are talking about Agent Carter. I thought it was a show about an inner city basketball coach, but I watched the first episode, and well, that was pretty much it. Because as it turns out, the only thing worse than a show about superheroes, is a show about superheroes with no superheroes in it set in the 1940s. Good thing this is 2015, so we can have forums like this to discuss issues such as these.

 

I saw this post this weekend then I remembered Hayley Atwell in her episode of Black Mirror where her tits in her bra looked like that volcano in Chile, so…
Justin Bieber Crashed A Prom This WeekendBy toddApril 27, 2015

I don’t think Justin Bieber ever finished high school, which would make him a sure fire GOP star if he ever decided to run for office, but he finally got to go to prom this weekend after L.A.’s Chatsworth Charter High School somehow allowed the Bieber in the building. Check out these videos! Looks like it was a great time! Especially that video of Bieber and that dude grinding on each other like they’re making coffee.

  A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at 6:35am PDT   A video posted by Justin Bieber Updates™ (@justinbiebertracker) on Apr 26, 2015 at…

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Here’s The Rest Of Taylor Swift’s Glamour UK ShootBy toddApril 27, 2015

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The link has some more stuff she said, which is basically what all women say at 25 (“I love my girls!”, “Girl power!”, “I’m finally comfortable with being me.” “I like ranch dressing and cheese.”), so if you want to read all that then feel free click on the link, or you can just save time and look at her legs. My vote would be just to look at her legs, because like, why ruin a good thing?

 

I posted some stuff that Taylor Swift said during her interview with Glamour UK, no here’s the pretty pictures. Man, she sure is pretty. She also talks a lot. The…

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Hilary Duff Is On Tinder (Maybe), Wants PizzaBy toddApril 27, 2015

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them on the first “date” then never speaking to them again because you have like 20 more matches waiting to hook up, so screw you dude who gets to take Hilary Duff out “for pizza”. Note: I used quotation marks, because what’s in quotations doesn’t mean what it actually means. It’s like typed out air quotes. Pretty cool, huh?!

A Reddit user claims to have stumbled on her profile while swiping one night, sharing it with his fellow Tinder bros online and anxiously awaiting to see if a match would blossom from his discovery. It did not, but some super sleuths online feel like it might be the real Duff after comparing the Tinder profile to her Instagram page. Still, there’s plenty of people crying fake.

I mean, this is probably fake, but I’d like to live in a world where Hilary Duff is on Tinder and would swipe right on a brown dude visiting Los Angeles with an above average sized penis and an affinity for pizza and white girl vagina. This could either be me or my cousin Patrick.

Tinder is the best place to meet women who say “not looking for a hookup!” in their bio of an app specifically designed for hookups then hooking up with them…

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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 05, 2013
Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, Links

 

Amber Portwood is Back To Show You How Real Teen Mom Crazy Is Done [Dlisted]

Things Are Starting to Seem Real Shady in The Rimes-Cibrian Household [Fishwrapper]

Lizzy Cundy Slips Out a Nipple in her Gold Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts! [The Superficial

Kate Beckinsale Is Still One Of the Hottest MILFs [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde Shows Off Her Pregnant Belly And Her Groovy Curves [Popoholic]

Some idiot set his wife on fire at a gas station (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito shouted the N-word [TMZ]

Chris Kirkpatrick got married this weekend [Lainey Gossip]

‘Fifth Estate’ director blames box office bomb on Julian Assange, not Cumberbatch [Celebitchy]

Bikini-Clad Arianny Celeste Runs Around The Beach With Her Dog Bentley [Moe Jackson]

The week in entertainment lawsuits [Film Drunk]

Oh hi Jessica Simpson [Celebslam]

Candice Swanepoel And The Victoria's Secret Holiday 2013 Ad Gets The GIF Treatment [COED Magazine]

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie, Then Not [The Blemish]

Drew Barrymore Is Pregnant! [Evil Beet Gossip]

Resident Evil 5 is Capcom’s Best Selling Game Ever [Crave Online]

Lea Michele opens up to ELLE about Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Khloe Kardashian Says Lamar Odom Has ‘Emotional’ Issues [Hollywood Life]

 

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Here’s A Post About Nicki Minaj And Her ButtBy toddNovember 04, 2013

Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I mean, techically I guess we can, but why would you want to? Take her panties off and it probably looks like a pot of mash potatoes that's been sitting out for a week. I'm sure somebody would eat it, but there are better options available.

Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I…

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Wow. Imagine That.By toddAugust 24, 2010

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Life’s too short to care about your dignity or to pretend you’re divorced and fighting a vindictive ex-husband to stop the release of a sex tape, so Heidi Montag is now meeting with Vivid to work out a “backend deal”. OMG, I can hardly believe it! TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag. Hirsch told us he’s leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week.

Since they’re estranged and in the middle of a bitter feud, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are vacationing together in Costa Rica right now, so expect the sex tape to be released sometime soon. Mainly because they’re not even trying anymore to make this not look like exactly what it is. I don’t know if anybody has a swarm of bees or a bunch of mutant sharks with lasers for eyes laying around, but I hear Costa Rica has exciting vacation packages! In Costa Rica the visitor can enjoy lovely tropical beaches, the grandest adventures, the wonders of nature, scintillating culture, all the necessary components of an ideal vacation. No wonder, then, that thousands of tourists have made Costa Rica their top travel choice!

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Lucy Pinder Says Good MorningBy toddAugust 24, 2010

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I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks is on the cover of the new issue of DONUTS. I’m not sure, but I don’t think these two are related.

I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks…

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Heidi Montag Made A Lesbian Sex Tape With ThisBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports:

We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.
Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment
— much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum. As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Man, this sounds like so much drama! That is until you realize that if the tape “sees the light of day”, it means that both Heidi and Karissa Shannon will have signed consent forms. Which of course is just a formality at this point so they can feign shock and disgust in the media while cashing their checks from Vivid in private. See how that works? Good. You know what also works? Emery Cat. It not only satisfies your cat’s need to scratch but also trims its nails at the same time! No more shredded furniture! A cat scratching post and nail grooming board all rolled into one! Thanks, Emery Cat!

Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports: We’re told not too…

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Vivien Leigh Was A Bisexual SlutBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Only narcissistic weirdos want to see themselves on a movie screen or naked in photoshoots, so I hope this doesn’t surprise anyone. Daily Mail reports:

According to a new biography, the actress who starred as southern belle Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind was a serial bisexual adulterer. Her marriage to Olivier was a sham, with both cheating on one another within months of becoming lovers in 1937, according to unpublished memoirs and witness accounts. At least three of the Oscar winner’s lesbian conquests are revealed in ‘Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara’, to be published in the U.S. And, according to reports, the biography describes her insatiable appetite for ‘rough trade’ – male prostitutes picked up at Scotty’s, a Los Angeles brothel that masqueraded as a petrol station. ‘She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O’Hara,’ a publishing source said. Miss Leigh was apparently even kicked out of an Italian hotel for bringing back too many ‘street boys’.

Literally nothing in Hollywood surprises me anymore. James Dean liked little boys, Elvis Presley had a homosexual relationship with Nick Adams, the actor played Johnny Yuma in the hit TV series “The Rebel”, Lucille Ball got into show business by being a prostitute, Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson, police believed Bette Davis killed her second husband, and Scarlett O’Hara needed bukkake to go to sleep. I swear to God, if I found out that Jason Stratham was born a woman and needs to put cigarettes out on Cambodian babies to get off, I would fully expect it.

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Only narcissistic weirdos want to see themselves on a movie screen or naked in photoshoots, so I hope this doesn’t surprise anyone. Daily Mail reports: According to a new biography,…
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