Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

  I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more…

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Chrissy Teigen Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, EveryoneBy toddDecember 16, 2016
Chrissy Teigen Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Everyone

 

Chrissy Teigen is the human equivalent of a Friday, so it’s fitting that she’s today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. I’d feel kinda gross commenting on this video in my usual commenting way, but I will say this was very professionally shot and I hope this video you starts you on your path to fitness and hot dogs in 2017 and beyond.

 

  Chrissy Teigen is the human equivalent of a Friday, so it’s fitting that she’s today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. I’d feel kinda gross commenting on this video in my…

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Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Drake’s Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip ClubBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Drake’s Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip Club


If I tied your loved ones up over a pit of demon possessed sharks and set a timer for 2 seconds then told you that you had to name the rapper who announced he’s  opening a classy strip club in Houston called “The Ballet” or your family would die, they wouldn’t die, because you’d know the answer before I got to the word “Houston”. It’s Drake. Of course it’s Drake.

Launching a pop-up at the city’s Toyota Center last night (September 5), during his annual Houston Appreciation Weekend, Drake has now announced that his “classy” strip club – called ‘The Ballet’ – will open in the city during 2017. Speaking at his pop-up event, Drake told the crowd: “There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit. It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, the music that we’ve got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”



Not sure how much a lap dance will be, but it must be a lot since Drake will probably require all the dancers to tell you their real names and favorite inspirational quote. 


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Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez NowBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez Now


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn.  People phrases it another way. 

Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”

Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley. 


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Isn’t America Burning To The GroundBy toddJuly 08, 2016

After decades of marching, protesting, begging and praying to seek equality, it can’t be all that surprising that some might seek revenge and effectively becoming the thing they hate. We’ve allowed the festering disease of racism to spread since our country’s inception, and now we’re all responsible for the cure. It might be time to stop screaming and start listening before we all become casualties. With that said, Alessandra Ambrosio and model Ana Beatriz Barros were walking around in bikinis in Mykonos yesterday. Ambrosio’s son Noah was also there.  As far as his later experiences with chicks in bikinis on the beach, his life will be a bitter disappointment. Sorry, little dude. You peaked too early. 

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Iggy Azalea Is Still All White & LinksBy toddJune 09, 2016
 

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on



Bristol Palin married her ex-fiance/2nd baby daddy  [  Dlisted  ]

If every state had a Tinder profile  [  Mandatory  ] 

Chloe Grace Moretz got a nipple ring  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Goddamn, Hunter King  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kylie and Kendall Jenner in bikinis  [  DrunkenStepfathe  ]

J.K. Simmons is swole as fuck   [  The Superficial   ]

Emily Ratajkowski should stay at the beach   [  Popoholic  ]

Goddamn(2), Julianne Hough  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Richard Simmons had a sex change, goes by Fiona now  [  The Blemish 

  A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on Jun 7, 2016 at 12:13pm PDT Bristol Palin married her ex-fiance/2nd baby daddy  [  Dlisted  ] If every state had a…

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Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift StuffBy toddJanuary 19, 2016
Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift Stuff


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?”


Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance the proliferation of fake Taylor Swift products flooding the market”.  Make Taylor Swift more money basically. So, what’s in the line? Close your eyes and imagine it. Or read this. They’ll be the same. 

The show — a mix of spring and fall merchandise — featured pieces like cropped T-shirts, body-hugging minidresses and slim pants emblazoned with the singer’s name or the letters comprising it. Much of the merchandise had a sporty feel to it — like a short frock with a tie at the waist resembling the sleeves of a varsity jacket. The models bounced around the stage — decked out in musical instruments and faux records — to a soundtrack of Taylor’s hits like “Bad Blood,” “Blank Space” and “Shake It Off.”

Nashville’s Heritage66 are behind this basic white girl invasion of China, and apparently its doing pretty well according to Heritage66 who are on Taylor Swift’s payroll. 

Kate Liegey, chief operating officer of Heritage66, said she could not provide sales figures but said the line is seeing “phenomenal” success in its first few weeks.

Keep in mind that wearing plants on your head is a current fashion trend  in China. Anyway, everything in this article sounds like Taylor Swift was editing as they wrote, but you can see the crap here or you can go to the actual site like I did and have it break your Chrome translator. 


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?” Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance…

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars MovieBy toddNovember 06, 2014
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars Movie

 

About two hours ago, Disney officially confirmed principle photography for JJ Abrams’ new Star Wars flick had been completed, and in the same tweet, the revealed the title. Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Probably at 5am because that’s when Harrison Ford meets his friends at Hardees for coffee. lol bc he’s old.

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