Hey BooBy toddJuly 18, 2013

Because she's young and doesn't understand that the scrawny douche in the bedazzled hat she's dating  isn't really a bad boy just because he pisses in mop buckets and has a bodyguards to protect him when he spits in somebody's face, Selena Gomez is still dating Justin Bieber giving her vagina the sads. She was also at the ESPYS last night, and I'd like to let her know when she has free time while Bieber is painting his nails or practicing ebonics with his swagger coach, I'd be more that happen to tend her Mexican garden. Unless Mexicans don't have gardens. Was that racist? Awww c'mon, baby. You know I didn't mean it like that.

Because she's young and doesn't understand that the scrawny douche in the bedazzled hat she's dating  isn't really a bad boy just because he pisses in mop buckets and has…

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Jay-Z Is Just Jay Z NowBy toddJuly 18, 2013
Jay-Z Is Just Jay Z Now

 

Probably because he's about to sign a deal with HH Gregg to release a single on the new Maytag wall oven and the contract has a "no hyphen" clause, Jay-Z wants to be called just Jay Z from now on or something. I understand because names are important. Like, if I ever get called picked for jury duty, I'll only answer to Juror B-Real and hope I'm on an insanity trial. Spin reports:

The rapper formerly known as Jay-Z has been known to stylize his name as Jay Z for some time. Now word has trickled down through the powers-that-be that Jay Z is what we're all supposed to be calling him for the foreseeable future. Billboard editor Joe Levy reported the name change last night on Twitter, citing label sources. And Billboard has now adopted that punctuation (or lack thereof) in its articles.

So, there you go. It's just Jay Z now. You can still stay "Jay-Z" like you've always been doing, just remember that the hyphen is now silent.

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