Sup, Jessica?By toddApril 15, 2013

If you've been reading this for a while, you know that I'd machete a room full of blondes to get to the other room in the back filled with brunettes with blue or green eyes, so it's really know surprise that my penis has been in an internal struggle for years now trying to decide if he wants to impregnate Jessica Lowndes and Ashley Greene. It's a really long, complicated story, but the short answer is both. The answer is both. And here's the twist: preferably at the same time.

If you've been reading this for a while, you know that I'd machete a room full of blondes to get to the other room in the back filled with brunettes…

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Here’s Emma Watson Pole Dancing In ‘The Bling Ring’By toddApril 15, 2013

Seen here at last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards where she won the Trailblazer Award despite only being 22 (ok, then), Emma Watson stars in Sofia Coppola's new flick, The Bling Ring (the movie about the Hollywood kids who broke into Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohans' houses). And in the movie she pole dances. And since all of you are degenerate perverts, I'm posting this because the most traffic I'e ever received on the site is from the search term, "Emma Watson Upskirt". What's the matter with you? Quite frankly you all disgust me. Call me, Hermione. Let's open a bottle of wine and talk about this. What? Oh no, it's not like that. Let's just see what comes natural, baby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen here at last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards where she won the Trailblazer Award despite only being 22 (ok, then), Emma Watson stars in Sofia Coppola's new flick, The…

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