Kim Kardashian Is Making Her Kids Take Her Topless Pics NowBy toddFebruary 09, 2018

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If you had to guess in 2018 which unhinged narcissist would make their 4-year old child take a topless pic of them then post that topless pic on Instagram then write a caption that tells everyone that their 4-year old child took the topless pic, you’d probably yell, “KIM KARDASHIAN” before I finished this long ass run-on sentence. And you’d be right, because what the fuck is wrong with her?

by North A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Feb 8, 2018 at 8:44am PST If you had to guess in 2018 which unhinged narcissist would make their…

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Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya HardingBy toddJanuary 18, 2017
Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya Harding

 

I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding. Oh wait. Maybe I can.

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  I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe…

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Bai Ling Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 16, 2015

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ]

Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ]

A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Leona Lewis said screw the bra  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Rita Ora wore this   [ The Nip Slip ]

Katherine Heigl changed on set, has a weird ass   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Kate Hudson keeps the booty poppin   [ Popoholic ]

Lady Gaga‘s bare ass in AHS   [ Egotastic ]

Natasha Barnard in lingerie  [ Celebslam ]

Lea Michele called her ass a “showstopper”  [ The Blemish ]

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ] Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ] A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ] Leona Lewis said…

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NopeBy toddMay 27, 2014
Nope

 

Apparently all of the recent "holy shit Jessica Simpson looks amazing again" pics were all vicious lies and cunning demonry, because she posted these pictures on Instagram today and I don't know, man. She kinda looks like a stage mom who had a few extra minutes left with her daughter's photographer and decided to just got for it. What is happening here? Have we all been decieved? Why do her legs look like that? That's gross, right? Looks like you could grind them up and make glue or possibly dog food.

 

 

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  Apparently all of the recent "holy shit Jessica Simpson looks amazing again" pics were all vicious lies and cunning demonry, because she posted these pictures on Instagram today and…

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This Is Supposed To Be Selena GomezBy toddDecember 20, 2013

Not sure what happened to Selena Gomez's wax figure at Madame Tussauds, but it looks like they used up a bunch of wax so they could justify their wax budget for next year, so they just made her head about 26 times its normal size. Is this Selena Gomez supposed to be a mutant, criminal mastermind with the powers of telepathy? Is she supposed to Frankquinceañera? Not really sure what's happening here. But let's not kid ourselves, I'd probably have sex with this Selena Gomez too. Good talk.

Not sure what happened to Selena Gomez's wax figure at Madame Tussauds, but it looks like they used up a bunch of wax so they could justify their wax budget…

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India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddDecember 17, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper]

Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

R Kelly isn't funny anymore [The Superficial]

Jacelyn Swedberg. Good lawd. [Hollywood Tuna]

Here's Naomi Watts in a swimsuit [Popoholic]

This is a very good video [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber has to give a deposition [TMZ]

Colin Farrell had a relationship with Elizabeth Taylor [Lainey Gossip]

Brandi Glanville is refusing rehab [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima is on the Fantasy Bra tour [Moe Jackson]

The trailer for Cheap Thrills is amazing [Film Drunk]

  Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted] Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper] Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] R Kelly isn't funny…

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Jamie Dornan Is Your New Christian Grey I GuessBy toddOctober 24, 2013

Since Charlie Hunnam pulled out before the script said he had to, Jamie Dornan has now been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of housewife porn, Fifty Shades of Grey. Dornan used to have sex with Keira Knightley in rea life, and now he has to pretend he enjoys having sex with Dakota Johnson. So he must be a really good actor. Variety reports:

Northern Irish actor Jamie Dornan has been tapped to replace Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the Universal and Focus adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Dornan plays Sheriff Graham Humbert in ABC series “Once Upon a Time”; he’s also played a serial killer in BBC Two crime drama “The Fall,” and he appeared in Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette.” The 31-year-old thesp performs in an Irish folk duo and has modeled for Calvin Klein, Christian Dior and Armani. His modeling experience may be useful, as the part will require him to act in explicitly sexual scenes. Dakota Johnson will co-star as Anastasia Steele, with Sam Taylor-Johnson on board to direct.

Based on the pattern here, when Jamie Dornan decides not to do the movie, the next actor's first name will end in "ie" and his last name will end in "nao". Search IMDB at your earliest convenience. Might be Vietnamese.

Since Charlie Hunnam pulled out before the script said he had to, Jamie Dornan has now been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of housewife porn, Fifty Shades…
Kanye West Doesn’t Want A PrenupBy toddOctober 23, 2013

Proving once again that his lyrics are hollow and meaningless, Kanye West is reportedly refusing to ask Kim Kardashian for a prenup even though she's already been married twice for a total of 3 years and 72 days. I'm sure he has nothing to worry about. HollywoodLife reports:

Kanye is so overjoyed that Kim has agreed to be his wife, and the last thing on his mind right now is money. He ‘loves Kim too much’ to even think about asking his beautiful bride-to-be to sign a prenup! Kanye West has been waiting for this moment for so long and he doesn’t want to do anything to ruin his happiness with his new fiance, Kim Kardashian, 33. The Yeezus artist thinks it would be “tacky” and “awkward” to get a prenup — he just wants to celebrate their love instead, a source tells HollywoodLife.com. Read on for all the EXCLUSIVE details! So sweet! Kanye, 36, is really showing how much he loves and trusts Kim by refusing to get a prenup, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

Authorities haven't determined what kind of mind-altering poison Kris Jenner has been soaking Kanye's leather skirts in yet, but if my net worth was $100M, you could pretty much guarantee nobody named "Kardashian" would be even able to smell it. Or look at it through bulletproof glass. It's gonna be pretty sad a few months after the wedding when he's fleeing from paparazzi and his brakes go out then Kim Kardarshian's new perfume is made with brake fluid.

Proving once again that his lyrics are hollow and meaningless, Kanye West is reportedly refusing to ask Kim Kardashian for a prenup even though she's already been married twice for…

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Kate Beckinsale Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 21, 2013

Feds Think Diddy Is F.O.P. (Friend of Pedobear)? [Dlisted]

What Is Rashida Jones Even TALKING About? [Fishwrapper]

Kate Moss Sunbathing Topless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Vanity Fair Article Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Stop Is About Her Having An Affair [The Superficial]

Courtney Stodden Has Big Lips! [Hollywood Tuna]

Emmanuelle Chriqui Looking All Kinds Of Ridiculously Hot And Curvy [Popoholic]

Chantelle Houghton got fat (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Lamar Odom's got recovery on his mind [TMZ]

Endless Love movie sex [Lainey Gossip]

Scott Eastwood, Jamie Dornan are leading contenders for ’50 Shades’ [Celebitchy]

5 Best Dressed at The Wallis Inaugural Gala in Beverly Hills [Moe Jackson]

The Fifth Estate is the biggest bomb of the year [Film Drunk

Alessandra Ambrosio is single [Celebslam]

Happy 21st Anniversary To Madonna's Album 'Erotica' And Book 'Sex' [COED Magazine]

Jason Segel Lost Some Weight [The Blemish]

Is Chris O’Dowd Joining James Franco in ‘Of Mice and Men’ on Broadway? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Finally Some Quality Control for Final Fantasy Games [Crave Online]

Fall television’s best & worst new comedies [Popbytes]

Kate Middleton Recycles Her Post-Baby Style [Hollywood Life]

Feds Think Diddy Is F.O.P. (Friend of Pedobear)? [Dlisted] What Is Rashida Jones Even TALKING About? [Fishwrapper] Kate Moss Sunbathing Topless (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] The Vanity Fair Article…

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Here’s R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’By toddSeptember 18, 2013

 

Prince and R. Kelly have been locked in an eternal battle to see which one can write the most songs about bonin', and R. Kelly added another one yesterday: "(Sex) Genius". Look, I really don't like publicly discussing my sex life, so I wish R. Kelly would have consulted me before writing a song about me without my knowledge or consent. Not cool, bro. Not cool.

  Prince and R. Kelly have been locked in an eternal battle to see which one can write the most songs about bonin', and R. Kelly added another one yesterday:…

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