The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Christine Teigen And Her Legs Went For A Walk, LinksBy toddAugust 20, 2013

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde Puts On A Stunningly Sexy Show In NYC [Popoholic]

Hilary Duff’s Booty Is Useful [Hollywood Tuna]

Bo Obama’s Got A New Little Sister [Dlisted]

Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch wants us to focus on Egypt instead of his Sherlock curls [Celebitchy]

Danica Patrick Shows Her Patriotic Tramp Stamp [Moe Jackson]

JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot production company recently released this mysterious teaser [Film Drunk]

Olivia Munn on a homemade swing? What could possibly go wrong? [Celebslam]

The 35 Best Photos From 2013 Seattle Hempfest [COED Magazine]

Ryan Dempster Hits Alex Rodriguez Because Everyone Hates Him [The Blemish]

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model [Evil Beet Gossip]

Wisconsin High School Defies Order to Stop Using Indians Name [Crave Online]

Chris Brown cancels Canadian concerts [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial] Olivia…

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Anastasia Ashley Has An InstagramBy toddAugust 19, 2013

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where there is a place where I can check in to see how it's doing. Hey, it's on surfboard. Hey, look. It's on a bridge. Awww, now it's standing on the beach. We've become so close over this short period of time that I feel like we're friends. Soon to be lovers? Who knows for sure. You can't rush matters of the heart.

 

Source = Instagram

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where…

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Seth MacFarlane Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 16, 2013

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn, homey. I should really write wedding announcements. E! Online reports:

"It's been going on for a little while. It's very casual but they are hanging out and he is having fun with her," a source exclusively tells E! News about the couple's burgeoning romance. "They've know each other for three years and have been getting closer for over a year," but they've only recently started seeing each other more frequently, the source says. "They always had good chemistry." "Alexis' star is on the rise," adds the insider. "He thinks she's really talented."

The bold part in the blockquote is basically all you need to know about what's going on here, because if a publicist can't even lie about it then MacFarlane is just seeing her naked a few times a week and telling her to be patient. Because he really wants a relationship, but his heart is just too fragile right now. He feels like he can be himself around her and would you like some more wine? Your hair looks very pretty like that did you know that? It really brings out your eyes. You know, then they hump.

 

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn,…

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Candice Swanepoel Has Love On HerBy toddDecember 13, 2010

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When Cameron Diaz wakes up in the morning and looks into her magic mirror, this is what she thinks she sees. When in reality, Cameron Diaz looks like Candice Swanepoel if Candice Swanepoel was the mortal enemy of the Thundercats.

When Cameron Diaz wakes up in the morning and looks into her magic mirror, this is what she thinks she sees. When in reality, Cameron Diaz looks like Candice Swanepoel…

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Amber Heard Is A LesbianBy toddDecember 06, 2010

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I had to read Jess’ post three time to finally realize that Amber Heard that just came out as a lesbian (this is her girlfriend, btw) This is a lesbian (NSFW). I really don’t know what else to say except God is dead to me.

I had to read Jess’ post three time to finally realize that Amber Heard that just came out as a lesbian (this is her girlfriend, btw) This is a lesbian…

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Marisa Miller Salutes YouBy jessDecember 05, 2010
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You know it’s a slow news day when the top story is about Amber Heard, so here’s Marisa Miller at the VH1 Divas Salute The Troops show. She may be wearing too much clothing to ensure your penises are standing at attention, but it was between her and some broad from Sugarland. That’s what I thought.

You know it’s a slow news day when the top story is about Amber Heard, so here’s Marisa Miller at the VH1 Divas Salute The Troops show. She may be…

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Justin Bieber Is 6By toddDecember 03, 2010

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I’ve never wanted a punch a child before, well, maybe except that one baby in Starbucks. But I tripped over his toy and I spilled my coffee on him and he didn’t even apologize! What a jerk that kid was, man. Anyway, this makes child #2. The Daily Mail reports:

The Baby singer acted more like a six-year-old last night while dining at upmarket Mayfair restaurant La Porte Des Indes. Emerging from the restaurant with his huge bodyguard, Bieber was sporting a drawn-on moustache on his upper lip. He was also playing with a remote-controlled helicopter, which onlookers say he flew into his minder’s head as the burly staff member attempted to guide him into the car. After seemingly tiring of the toy, the 16-year-old simply let it drop to the ground and left it there, witnesses report. Dressed in black trousers and boots and a warm grey overcoat, the showman larked about for the waiting photographers, playing up his newly-acquired face paint. But as his bodyguards pulled him into his waiting chauffeured vehicle, the teen appeared to get annoyed, and lashed out.

I get it, I do, he’s 16 and everyone around him kisses his ass, so he thinks the world revolves around him and he can do pretty much whatever he wants. That’s all fine, but can he defeat the evil Captain Hook once and for all? Will death be his final Neverland adventure? You’d think he spend more time training, than going to fancy restaurants. But then again, I don’t have a bowl haircut and wear tights, so what do I know?

I’ve never wanted a punch a child before, well, maybe except that one baby in Starbucks. But I tripped over his toy and I spilled my coffee on him and…

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BRITNEY ANGRY!!!By toddDecember 03, 2010

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On Wednesday, Star Magazine ran a story (RadarOnline provided the audio), that claimed Britney’s boyfriend beat her. Well, I do declare! That just dills Britney’s pickle! Us Weekly reports:

Britney Spears wants to make one thing clear: Jason Trawick never laid a hand on her. “Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, yawl can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” the singer, 29, tweeted Thursday. The biting statement comes on the heels of a Star report that alleges Spears reached out to ex Jason Alexander after Trawick, 38, allegedly “beat her.”

As you might have already guessed….LAWSUIT!

“It’s amazing that Star continues to try to defend their story by putting out more and more pieces of a fraudulent recording. Everyone knows it is not her,” Spears’ manager Larry Rudolph tells Us. “The more they put out, the more ridiculous they look. The lawyers are drawing up the legal papers right now; there will 100 percent be a lawsuit. We are suing.”

My first reaction was “How much to Britney pay Jason Alexander to plant this story so she could be painted as a helpless victim and not look like an unhinged lunatic anymore?”, but then a little girl in pigtails riding a tricycle with a bear cub in the basket pulled up to me. Then the bear cub handed me a daisy and patted me on the hand. Then the little girl gave me a card with macaroni glued on it that spelled out, “Smile! Jesus Loves You!” I don’t know. Sometimes I just care too much.

On Wednesday, Star Magazine ran a story (RadarOnline provided the audio), that claimed Britney’s boyfriend beat her. Well, I do declare! That just dills Britney’s pickle! Us Weekly reports: Britney…

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Kate Gosselin Is “Sad And Lonely With No Real Friends”By toddDecember 01, 2010

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If you ever watched one single episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, it’s easy to understand why white women are always reported missing only later to find out that their husband was up all night a few weeks before measuring her while she slept. If Kate Gosselin was Nicole Brown, O.J. would have signed a full confession and signed it with hearts and a smiley face, because Kate Gosselin is a vile cunt who hates her kids and if you happen to spend more than an hour with this witch, you want to take a hostage. So, it’s good to see that God may actually exist. Radar Online reports:

Despite having her own reality TV show and eight beautiful kids, America’s most famous mom, Kate Gosselin, has been left ‘sad and lonely’ with no real friends that she can confide in. “The truth is Kate is really sad and lonely with few true friends,” the associate said. When she’s not looking after her kids or filming Kate Plus 8, the perfectionist mom-of-eight is regularly photographed going to the nail spa, popping into the tanning salon or even traveling to New York, where she is known to get her hair done. “Her bodyguard Steve Neild is the closest person to her, but he’s married with two kids of his own. “Steve lives in the basement of her home and he accompanies Kate everywhere, but they strongly deny that there is anything going on between them despite the fact that they have taken trips to Alaska and to Mexico together.” Said the source: “Apart from Steve she does not have many true friends to confide in or just go out and have fun with while she does not have the best relationship with her family either.” Even locals in the neighborhood have become judgmental, the source added. “They don’t think greatly of her and she is not popular at the local stores, post office or car wash, because she cannot win people over and comes across as cold and aloof,” the acquaintance said. “Kate just finds it hard to be friendly towards people and is very domineering – at the moment she is pre-occupied with looking her best and keeping-up appearances.”

I had some other stuff written here, but I erased it all, because if you’re gonna say “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”, it’s best not to keep it too wordy.

If you ever watched one single episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, it’s easy to understand why white women are always reported missing only later to find out that…

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