Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

  I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ RebootBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Reboot

 

Guys. Lindsay Lohan really wants to play Little Mermaid in the live action reboot of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. I don’t know about you, but I need this to happen.

I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid @disney approve that #billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack. also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula. Simply because, she is the best. take one. @disneystudios

Like we already know this is gonna go to Emma Stone or Chloe Grace Moretz or whatever, but I want to see the version of The Little Mermaid where Ariel chain smokes and converts to Islam and causes a pandemic when she gets a vagina.

 

#thelittlemermaid

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Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s DayBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Ariel Winter’s Butt Did Valentine’s Day

 

Not sure how your Valentine’s Day went, put Ariel Winter spent the day posting a lot of pictures of her ass. I guess that means she’s in love. Or in love with her body and wants you to know that somebody else is as well? Either way it’s pictures of her ass. Here’s another one. Maybe you’ll like them too.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day #valentines

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This was Ariel Winter at the grocery store two days ago.

 

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Chrissy Teigen Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, EveryoneBy toddDecember 16, 2016
Chrissy Teigen Is Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Everyone

 

Chrissy Teigen is the human equivalent of a Friday, so it’s fitting that she’s today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. I’d feel kinda gross commenting on this video in my usual commenting way, but I will say this was very professionally shot and I hope this video you starts you on your path to fitness and hot dogs in 2017 and beyond.

 

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DirectTV Is Launching A 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel Because God Is DeadBy toddNovember 29, 2016
DirectTV Is Launching A 24/7 Taylor Swift Channel Because God Is Dead

 

Taylor Swift is getting her own channel. It’s still 2016. Haven’t we all suffered enough?

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  Taylor Swift is getting her own channel. It’s still 2016. Haven’t we all suffered enough?

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Chrysler Says Anton Yelchin Basically Killed Himself Because He Was DumbBy toddOctober 06, 2016
Chrysler Says Anton Yelchin Basically Killed Himself Because He Was Dumb



Back in June, actor Anton Yelchin died when his Jeep Grand Cherokee crushed him against his own brick mailbox after he thought he put it in park. It wasn’t in park. His parents then filed a wrongful death suit, blaming a faulty gear shift. In official documents, the Chrysler dealership responded. It wasn’t good.

The Valencia, CA Chrysler dealership filed its response to the wrongful death lawsuit filed by Anton’s parents … listing a slew of reasons why it should not be on the hook for anything related to Anton’s fatal accident. Most damningly in the docs — the dealer says Anton’s death was the result of his own “misuse, misapplication, or damage” of the Jeep Grand Cherokee that rolled and crushed him. It’s not spelled out, but the dealer seems to be hinting Anton made aftermarket changes that damaged the SUV. The company also believes his parents didn’t preserve the vehicle as it was at the time of the accident … which would compromise critical evidence in the case. The dealership is asking the judge to cut them loose from the lawsuit.

I’m not a mechanic, but I can understand why a parent would try to blame literally anything for a child’s death except the child under circumstances like this, but there was a recall notice that Yelchin didn’t he have repaired. At the same time, a car manufacturer probably shouldn’t be in the habit of rolling out products that can kill you even if you’re not actually in it. All that said, some things are just freak accidents. Like The Chainsmokers having a hit song. Sometimes bad things happen.

Back in June, actor Anton Yelchin died when his Jeep Grand Cherokee crushed him against his own brick mailbox after he thought he put it in park. It wasn’t in park. His parents then…

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Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Drake’s Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip ClubBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Drake’s Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip Club


If I tied your loved ones up over a pit of demon possessed sharks and set a timer for 2 seconds then told you that you had to name the rapper who announced he’s  opening a classy strip club in Houston called “The Ballet” or your family would die, they wouldn’t die, because you’d know the answer before I got to the word “Houston”. It’s Drake. Of course it’s Drake.

Launching a pop-up at the city’s Toyota Center last night (September 5), during his annual Houston Appreciation Weekend, Drake has now announced that his “classy” strip club – called ‘The Ballet’ – will open in the city during 2017. Speaking at his pop-up event, Drake told the crowd: “There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit. It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, the music that we’ve got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”



Not sure how much a lap dance will be, but it must be a lot since Drake will probably require all the dancers to tell you their real names and favorite inspirational quote. 


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Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez NowBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez Now


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn.  People phrases it another way. 

Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”

Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley. 


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version…

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