Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar FightBy toddDecember 30, 2016
Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar Fight

 

I really can’t think of anything more rich and white than “disorderly conduct at an Aspen bar”, so it makes sense that Connor Kennedy would get arrested for that. Here’s what happened or whatever.

Authorities tell us the 22-year-old was arrested on local charges of disorderly conduct related to a fight. “At about 1:40 a.m. Aspen PD officers were dispatched to Bootsy Bellows…for a report of a person who was refusing to leave the premises,” Aspen Assistant Chief Bill Linn said in a press release. “While officers were on scene dealing with that situation, they witnessed a fight occurring on the street in front of the bar. Officers tried to separate the two men, who were ‘rolling around on the ground.'”  Witnesses told officers that they saw “Kennedy throwing approximately four or five punches to the head of the other party. Kennedy was charged with disorderly conduct and was issued a court summons for Feb. 22, 2017, at 9 a.m. He was released without bond.” Kennedy apologized to the officer after he was arrested, the report states (according to local reports). “Kennedy then said, ‘He called my friend the f-word.'” A municipal charge of disorderly conduct carries a possible penalty of up to a year in jail and up to $2,650 fine.

The “f-word”? We must get to the bottom of this. Freemason? Fajita? Or was it fag? It was probably be fag. It seems Connor is prone to violent outbreaks due to some deep psychological issues. I wonder if it has anything to do with a grown woman buying a house across the street from you when you’re a junior in high school after you dated her for three months. Somebody should look into that.

 

#FBF

 

  I really can’t think of anything more rich and white than “disorderly conduct at an Aspen bar”, so it makes sense that Connor Kennedy would get arrested for that….

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Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Charlize Theron Is The Villain In ‘Fast 8’ Or Whatever This One Is Gonna Be CalledBy toddApril 08, 2016
Charlize Theron Is The Villain In ‘Fast 8’ Or Whatever This One Is Gonna Be Called


Earlier this week Charlize Theron said she was too pretty to get good roles in Hollywood, then yesterday it was announced that she was playing the villain in Fast 8. Those two things together probably tell you all you need to know about the villain in Fast 8. Here’s the announcement thing:


Our crew will face its greatest adversary ever in our next film as we welcome Charlize Theron to the Fast family. 4.14.17. #F8

Posted by Fast & Furious on Thursday, April 7, 2016



Like is how much money is Universal making that they’ve decided to make eight Vin Diesel movies? There’s more of this shit than Star Wars. That doesn’t seem right. These movies are about people racing in cars to steal stuff, then one of the people actually died while racing a car and they put his hologram in the last one even his body had to be identified by dental records. So maybe this set will be haunted. Something has to be done.

Earlier this week Charlize Theron said she was too pretty to get good roles in Hollywood, then yesterday it was announced that she was playing the villain in Fast 8. Those…

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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook AgainBy toddFebruary 12, 2016
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

(more…)

Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the…

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Holly Hagan Wore This To A Party, LinksBy toddJuly 29, 2015

Hulk Hogan said this as he put on a feather boa   Dlisted

Nobody is listening to what you’re saying, Chloe Goodman  (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Lots of pictures of Nina Dobrev‘s butt   The Superficial

Nicole Scherzinger‘s boob fell out in Mykonos  The Nip Slip

Anna Kendrick wears the most Anna Kendrick swimsuit DrunkenStepfather

Kendall Jenner‘s cameltoe could swallow you  Popoholic

Zo Nowak is someone you should know  Hollywood Tuna

Donald Trump just dropped 250,000 points in the latest poll  Cele|bitchy

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Hulk Hogan said this as he put on a feather boa   Dlisted Nobody is listening to what you’re saying, Chloe Goodman  (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Lots of pictures of…

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars MovieBy toddNovember 06, 2014
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars Movie

 

About two hours ago, Disney officially confirmed principle photography for JJ Abrams’ new Star Wars flick had been completed, and in the same tweet, the revealed the title. Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Probably at 5am because that’s when Harrison Ford meets his friends at Hardees for coffee. lol bc he’s old.

  About two hours ago, Disney officially confirmed principle photography for JJ Abrams’ new Star Wars flick had been completed, and in the same tweet, the revealed the title. Star…

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Keira Knightley Went Topless For InterviewBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Hey, remember about four years ago when I was completely obsessed with Keira Knightley and I’d post about her like everyday? You do? Cool. You don’t? Cool. Anyway, she posed topless for Interview with one caveat: they didn’t retouch or make her boobs bigger than they are.  (via Daily Mail)

‘I’ve had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it’s paparazzi photographers or for film posters.’…’That [shoot] was one of the ones where I said: “OK, I’m fine doing the topless shot so long as you don’t make them any bigger or retouch.” Because it does feel important to say it really doesn’t matter what shape you are.‘ 

Yeah, so there’s not really much you can say to that. Tits or not, Keira Knightley is sexy fuck and doesn’t really care if you think so or not. (Hint: that makes her more sexy). You can see the NSFW pic here, and if you think her boobs look uneven, congrats! You’ve just seen your first pair! Somebody needs to get you “I Just Saw My First Real Boobs” sticker and maybe a lollipop. So proud of you! So proud.

 

 

 

 
Hey, remember about four years ago when I was completely obsessed with Keira Knightley and I’d post about her like everyday? You do? Cool. You don’t? Cool. Anyway, she posed…

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Jessica Biel’s Growing Fetus Has Been ConfirmedBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Note: Yes, these pictures are of Zooey Deschanel, but they were labeled “Jessica Biel” on WENN. Much like Justin Timberlake, it’s too late to pull out now. We just have to all make the best of it.

 

Hey, remember when we all speculated like Jessica Biel was pregnant? Turns out she really is pregnant! Oh, man! What exciting news this is that people we don’t know are having a baby we will also never know! Fantastic!

Biel’s having a baby! Jessica Biel is pregnant and expecting her first child with Justin Timberlake, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves,” one pal tells Us of the Blunderer actress, 32, and Timberlake, 33, who dated on and off for five years before getting engaged in January 2012. “They just want a happy baby.”

I am so glad that Obama’s radical, Kenyan, Illuminati alien, lizard socialist policies are over, because as soon as Republicans took control of Washington last night, a rich, white couple announced they were having a baby. lol suck it libtards! #america #freedom #tcot #vote #blessed

Note: Yes, these pictures are of Zooey Deschanel, but they were labeled “Jessica Biel” on WENN. Much like Justin Timberlake, it’s too late to pull out now. We just have…

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Rihanna Was A Ninja TurtleBy toddNovember 03, 2014

Although she’s never received training in the art of self-defense, Rihanna went as Sexy Ninja Turtle for Halloween, because whatever Rihanna wears makes you want to have sex with her. I normally don’t like reboot movies, but if they can remake TMNT tomorrow with Rihanna and Megan Fox, then I’d actually pay to see that. I may even go by myself. And sit in the back. And wear a long coat. No, only because it’s fall and movie theaters are pretty cold. Don’t make this weird.

Although she’s never received training in the art of self-defense, Rihanna went as Sexy Ninja Turtle for Halloween, because whatever Rihanna wears makes you want to have sex with her….

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