Megan Fox is BisexualBy toddMay 13, 2009

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In the new issue of Esquire, Megan Fox says that she likes to have sex with girls. When asked for comment, I said, “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God, oh God, oh, ooohhhhh…..ah, ah, aaaaaahhhh, ah, mmmmm, ah, uuhhmm…whew. Who’s hungry?” The Sun UK says:

The Transformers actress says she’s a bisexual woman who won’t sleep with other bisexual women. She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

There’s only two women in the world that can make my penis shoot like a sprinkler, and yes, Megan Fox is one of them. And this does nothing but help her case. Dear God. I’m not even halfway joking when I say I’d fuck this bitch in the ass so fast California could use me to start a controlled burn.

In the new issue of Esquire, Megan Fox says that she likes to have sex with girls. When asked for comment, I said, “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh God,…

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Lindsay Lohan is DisgustingBy toddMay 13, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan is in Paris right now, but police were called to her residence in Hollywood yesterday after her alarm went off. At first, the police thought there was a break in and the intruders destroyed the house. Notice I said “at first”, because as it turns out, her house is always like that. AP reports:

An alarm company notified police that someone tripped an alarm at the house around 3 p.m. in Hollywood. Police determined no one entered the home and nothing was stolen, but the mess inside the starlet’s home prompted officers to ask, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” said Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner. Lohan was not at home at the time. A message left with Lohan’s publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik was not immediately returned Tuesday night.

Sorry if you were thinking Lindsay Lohan lived like Tony Stark with a robot butler or a staff of housekeepers from Ecuador who keep her house pristine and flawless, because if you did, you’re kinda dumb. Lindsay Lohan is a drunk whore who lives off cocaine and semen. At best, her house looks like the the fat guy’s house in Se7en. I wouldn’t have been surprised if this police report included dead cats under the couch and a poem written on the wall in blood.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Paris right now, but police were called to her residence in Hollywood yesterday after her alarm went off. At first, the police thought there was a…

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