I really don’t have the time or desire to speculate on what’s all over Ariel Winter‘s face in this picture, but that’s not really where I’d aim it tbh. I’d do that below (NSFW).
Not sure what NBC Upfronts is but they had a thing and two of the refurbished pleasure model Kardashians went. Namely, Khloe and Kim Kardashian. Kim looks like she escaped Madame Tussauds at this point, and Khloe looks like if she could just get her ass big enough, and NBA player will give her a baby so she doesn’t have to do this anymore. I think Kim has thoughts about that in pic #4.
Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”. Shout out to blind love and cultural conditioning!
Though the actors, both 44 — who announced their separation back in June 2015 — aren’t back together, they have decided to keep working on their marriage after going through a recent rough patch that nearly led to a permanent split. “Jen has called off the divorce,” a source close to Garner tells PEOPLE in the latest issue. “She really wants to work things out with Ben. They are giving things another try.” But a source close to the couple says it was a decision they both made: “There is always a chance of reconciliation. They love each other. They also really, really love their kids, and those kids love their parents.”
I don’t know if she feels sorry for him after Batman v Superman and Live By Night or what. Her Capital One commercials are better than those. Anyway, I hope it works out. But Garner really missed to an opportunity to prank him during this whole A Day Without A Woman thing.
A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.
You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck. Please enjoy.
According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass, makes fun of Superman, makes fun of Wolverine, and tells Stan Lee to shut up. If you look closely, you can see Marvel slapping DC in the face their dick.
Donald Trump’s hatred of women extends to not letting the Kim Kardashian robbery news cycle live, but it’s Monday, so Kris Jenner is trying again. Basically, Kim Kardashian is more protected than actual sexual assault victims. Take that, Donald!
Sources close to Kim tell us … her new security detail includes former members of the Secret Service, who will be armed to the teeth. There will be at least one team of 2 hired muscles (minimum) everywhere she goes. We’re also told her car will be “armored.” We’re told after the Paris robbery Kim met with some ex-special force members from the Israeli army, ex-CIA agents as well as former Secret Service members. Kanye met with owners of 2 top security firms. We’re also told Kris Jenner is heavily involved in security meetings, and plans to get protection for Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie … stat. We’ve heard nothing about Rob.
Rob’s boobs can’t be monetized, so I understand this decision. But this must be serious since Kim hasn’t posted a selfie to Instagram in a week. But if anybody needs this type of security, it’s the Kardashians. Especially Khloe. If we lose her, our society and civilization as we know it, would crumble and cease to exist. I take that back. If we even lose one single Kardashian, we might as well just close America, because it would be hollow and meaningless. Why bother going on living? That’s not a future we want for our kids.
Shoutout to whoever gets to follow this around every day. Respect.
Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that a lot now. RIP. This is how I wish to remember her. In lieu of flowers, please write your congressman to request that no Johnny Depp and Amber Heard stuff happens over the weekend. God bless. Type “amen”.
Before Taylor Swift met Calvin Harris, there was a good chance you’d end up dating her if you just sat still long enough for her to eventually get around to you. One of those people was Matt Healy, the lead singer of 1975. He wrote a song called “Change Of Heart” which pretty much sums up Taylor Swift.
Lyrics describing a cruel, shallow woman include: “You said I’m full of diseases/Your eyes were full of regret/And then you took a picture of your salad/And put it on the Internet.” A source close to Healy told us, “She may have inspired some of it,” but [the song] “is about more than one girl.”
Whether it is or not, Taylor Swift will make sure we all think her relationship with Calvin Harris is Instagram perfect, so her next album will probably about a barista who forgot the whip or a person on Etsy who got her order wrong.