‘War Dogs’ Premiere & LinksBy toddAugust 16, 2016
‘War Dogs’ Premiere & Links


Kendall Jenner in bikini > you in a bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Blake Shelton is a racist homophobe  [  The Superficial   ]

Chris Evans‘ dog won’t let him do pushups in peace  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne‘s bikini bike ride  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Somebody named YesJulz has a sex tape  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Maja Krag  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Sansa Stark is blonde now  [  Popoholic   ]

Vanessa Hudgens has her hands full  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Robert DeNiro doesn’t care for Donald Trump   [  The Blemish  ]


The LA premiere of War Dogs:


Kendall Jenner in bikini > you in a bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Blake Shelton is a racist homophobe  [  The Superficial   ] Chris Evans‘ dog won’t let…

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Taylor Swift Still Plans To Go After KanyeBy toddJuly 20, 2016
Taylor Swift Still Plans To Go After Kanye


Even though California law doesn’t include conversations that can be overheard as “confidential communication”, Taylor Swift still wants Kanye West and Kim Kardashian prosecuted for recording the call she said she didn’t know about but did. And much like her response for being called out for straight up lying then playing the victim, Swift is obsessing over technicalities while playing the victim. Hard to believe, I know. 

Taylor sources say she had NO IDEA Kanye had her on speaker. Although she could hear other voices she assumed they could not hear her, so she believes Kanye had a legal duty to ask permission to record her, and by not doing so he violated the criminal law. Taylor is still deciding whether she’ll file a police report. What’s more … we’re told Taylor wants them to bring it on … the call lasted a full hour and Kim was very selective in what she posted. Taylor wants the entire conversation released, because everyone would hear — Kanye never said he’d call her a “bitch” in the song.

Taylor had no idea Kanye had her on speaker. No idea. None. I guess she just assumed Rick Rubin’s voice was a ghost and Kanye called her while on the wing of an airplane. But, of course, here’s why she really wants them prosecuted. Hint: the most Taylor Swift reason of all. They were mean to her. 

We’re told she’s also upset Kanye made the song sound lighthearted, when in fact it’s mean-spirited. Taylor’s rep said in a statement ..  Kanye never asked Taylor for approval — which the tape proves — but she believes he was deceptive. 

Taylor Swift is mad because someone was “mean-spirited” and “deceptive”. Huh. Okay. But to make a claim under the California’s Invasion of Privacy Act, Swift will have to prove she didn’t know the call was recorded, and the letter her lawyers already sent Kim and Kanye might not play in front of a judge, since lawyers can’t bring criminal charges against anyone even though they represent the fairest maiden in all the land who is used to people bowing to her usual legal coercion. Also, an artist in Australia painted that mural you see in the banner pic. I assume her legal team has already deployed black ops mercenaries to deliver a strongly worded letter.


Hey, here’s Camilla Belle. The actor Taylor Swift called a whore on an album that sold over 4M copies, but has yet to apologize.


Even though California law doesn’t include conversations that can be overheard as “confidential communication”, Taylor Swift still wants Kanye West and Kim Kardashian prosecuted for recording the call she said she…

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of VogueBy toddMarch 27, 2014
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue

 

Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.

  Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and…

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Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom GreenBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green

 

She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.

According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.

I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.

 
  She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky. According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green…

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A Moment With Anastasia AshleyBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
A Moment With Anastasia Ashley

 

It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill passed that says if she takes a picture without being in a bikini, a rescue dog will be killed and white, Christian baby will be aborted. And Wal-Mart will no longer carry Goya products and Nike will discontinue Jordans. Trying to cover all my bases here.

  It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill…

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Anastasia Ashley Should Always Make Instagram VideosBy toddAugust 29, 2013

 

While we can't as a society seem to escape Miley Cyrus' poor, sad ass, news outlets and social media are completely ignoring the majestic creation that is Anastasia Ashley's ass. I'm pretty much an expert on white girl ass as I've lived in the South my whole life and have studied abroad in Vegas and Los Angeles on multiple occassions. I have advanced degrees in yoga pants and shorts becuase I live within wlaking distance of two colleges. One being an all-female college. My credentials speak for themselves, so please don't question me. All I'm saying is that we could clear up this whole Syria thing if Assad just watched this every morning. You probably wouldn't have the energy to slaughter thousands of people when all you wanted to do was eat a sandwich and take a nap.

  While we can't as a society seem to escape Miley Cyrus' poor, sad ass, news outlets and social media are completely ignoring the majestic creation that is Anastasia Ashley's…

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Sophie Turner Is Better Than GeraldoBy toddJuly 23, 2013
Sophie Turner Is Better Than Geraldo

 

Geraldo Rivera's naked selfie almost broke Twitter, and now if you say "Geraldo" three times in a mirror, he will appear behind you to ask you how to rotate pictures on his camera. So thank whoever you need to thank for Sophie Turner. I actually like her dress, if "like her dress" is Australian for "want to motorboat her until my lips need medical attention".

  Geraldo Rivera's naked selfie almost broke Twitter, and now if you say "Geraldo" three times in a mirror, he will appear behind you to ask you how to rotate…

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The Royal Baby Is A BoyBy toddJuly 22, 2013
The Royal Baby Is A Boy

 

The Duchess of Cambridge has given royal birth to the royal baby at 4:24pm. He's apparently 8lbs. 6oz. and reportedly looks like a human baby. No dragon wings. Lame.

  The Duchess of Cambridge has given royal birth to the royal baby at 4:24pm. He's apparently 8lbs. 6oz. and reportedly looks like a human baby. No dragon wings. Lame.

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