Guess What Happened NextBy toddApril 03, 2009
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You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her tits will be bouncing up and down on the black guy in the horse mask. Besides, you've seen Lindsay's tits a million times already (here, here, here, here, here, here), so what's the big deal? At this point, the only way you could see more of Lindsay Lohan's tits is if she turned them inside out.

You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her…

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Good Morning, 1997By toddApril 03, 2009

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I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve years ago, then it’s magical world of lust and wonder awaits you. Specifically, Mel B of the Spice Girls and 1997 Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco (5’3″, 34D – yes, please) await you, but who am I to judge? Go live your dream, sir. Go live your dream.

I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve…

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The Lohans Are On Top of The WorldBy toddApril 02, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan has been dropping weight like an amputee lately, and for some reason, people think it’s not due to proper diet and exercise. Gee, I wonder what it could be? People reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s svelte figure is not the result of healthy eating and exercise, but instead due to her downing Red Bull, smoking cigarettes and eating candy, comes a new report claiming the actress, 22, is on a liquid diet that consists of drinking at least three Red Bull energy drinks a day. But Lohan’s rep is slamming such rumors, telling PEOPLE exclusively: “Lindsay has always enjoyed a Red Bull, but she eats. Everybody needs to mind their own business and stop worrying about what Lindsay eats or doesn’t eat.”

Of course Lindsay will get through this, because her mom, Dina Lohan, isn’t enabling at all. She’s a tough but fair matriarch who always puts discipline and wisdom at the forefront of her child’s lives. Oh, wait.

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25,..”Do you know who I am?” Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age. “You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.

Lindsay and Ali have a 12 year old brother, Cody, so we don’t have that much time. Somebody needs to hurry up and parachute him into a island prison colony or throw him in a bear cave, because anything would be better than being raised by this insane bitch.

Lindsay Lohan has been dropping weight like an amputee lately, and for some reason, people think it’s not due to proper diet and exercise. Gee, I wonder what it could…

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Jessica Biel is Getting NakedBy toddApril 02, 2009

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Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper. Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but what kind of fuckin strip club is in this movie? Jessica Biel doesn’t even have a C-section scar. This shit looks like Cirque De Soleil. This doesn’t look like any strip cub I’ve ever been to. Instead of acrobatic moves and a fabric hammock, the Ukrainian stripper who jacked me off in a private room last week only had cold sores and bored indifference.

Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper….

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Christian Slater Was In ThisBy toddApril 02, 2009
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Tamara Mellon broke up with Christian Slater last month, and as you can see in these pictures of her in St. Barths, she’s completely devastated. And why wouldn’t she be? Christian Slater is an A-list celebrity with Hollywood at his feet, she’s just the founder of some lady shoe company called Jimmy Choo. Jimmy Choo! Man, what a stupid name for a shoe! Who the hell is gonna buy that?! LMAO!! What’s next, you gonna tell me that dinosaurs really existed and those aliens didn’t abduct me because I was special? Hahaha, c’mon. Get real, buddy!

Tamara Mellon broke up with Christian Slater last month, and as you can see in these pictures of her in St. Barths, she’s completely devastated. And why wouldn’t she be?…
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