Here’s The Video Of Justin Bieber Peeing In JailBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

Christ. This thing actually exists. There is an actual video of Justin Bieber pissing in jail. And yeah, I'm posting it. I thought the time I ate a half a donut I found on the top of the trash was the bar to measure my all time low, but I think this is pretty much it now. I'm posting a video of Justin Beiber peeing. Like, I'm still writing and I'm gonna hit publish soon. This is happening. But hey, back to the donut thing. In my defense, I was really high.

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This Is Khloe Kardashian’s First Post On VineBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

So, Khloe Kardashian just joined Vine. Here's her first post. I'll just leave this here. Hopefully it will give her the attention she so desperately craves. Just keep in mind, every time you watch it, a shelter puppy is thrown off a bridge. Hey, I'm just letting you know. Whatever you do with this information is up to you.

  So, Khloe Kardashian just joined Vine. Here's her first post. I'll just leave this here. Hopefully it will give her the attention she so desperately craves. Just keep in…

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Russia Today News Anchor Liz Wahl Resigned Live On The AirBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

While Tea Partiers and Conservatives will literally side with anyone if that person opposes Obama, even if that means figuratively sucking the dick of a raging sociopath like Vladimir Putin, American-born Russia Today news anchor, Liz Wahl, said "eff this shit, homey" and resigned live on the air because she "could no longer be part of a network that whitewashes the actions of Putin". She'll probably be killed on the way to the airport because she shook the hand of a gay or whatever the official report will be, but there's something noble and badass about standing up for your core beliefs at the cost of your job. Conservative news outlets are already saying this was planned an set up, because everything to them is a conspiracy to destroy the white race and their way of life. You know, like slavery. Haha, thought I'd let you forget about that didn't ya, bro? Calm down. Go eat some cheese and shop online for a new cardigan. You'll be okay.

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Tara Grace Says Good Morning Again. Links.By toddMarch 06, 2014
Tara Grace Says Good Morning Again. Links.

 

Cameron Diaz must really want her first Razzie [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin is lookin' rough [Fishwrapper]

Pamela Anderson has an upskirt [Taxi Driver Movie]

Who wants to see Justin Bieber's penis? [The Superficial]

Alessandra Ambrosio: MILF [Hollywood Tuna]

Minka Kelly in yoga pants [Popoholic]

Ok, this is gross [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber probably wasn't drag racing [TMZ]

Kanye West has Katy Perry on lockdown [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima looking nerdy hot [Moe Jackson]

Of course [Film Drunk]

Ashley Benson has looked better [Celebslam

Katy Perry wasn't trying to kiss Miley Cyrus [The Blemish]

Don't forget to bring your towel [The Chive]

 

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  Cameron Diaz must really want her first Razzie [Dlisted] Ireland Baldwin is lookin' rough [Fishwrapper] Pamela Anderson has an upskirt [Taxi Driver Movie] Who wants to see Justin Bieber's…

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Sara Sampaio Is SI Swimsuit’s Rookie Of The YearBy toddMarch 05, 2014
Sara Sampaio Is SI Swimsuit’s Rookie Of The Year

 

The Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue announced their 2014 Rookie Of The Year, and to no real surprise, it's Sara Sampaio. I mean, it had to be a pretty easy choice. Brunette, fantastic ass, nice rack, DEM EYES, and I assume she can speak in complete sentences with a semblance of coherency (not a dealbreaker). But most importantly, it's not Kate Upton. I think I saw Kate Upton in a Cash 4 Gold commercial last night. Go take a break, Kate. Sara has us covered.

 

Sara Sampaio

  The Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue announced their 2014 Rookie Of The Year, and to no real surprise, it's Sara Sampaio. I mean, it had to be a pretty easy…

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Lindsay Lohan’s New Reality Show Also Has A TrailerBy toddMarch 05, 2014

 

"Find out more about Lindsay, a highly-anticipated docu-series that offers an unflinching look into the life of one of the world's most sought-after celebrities." Hahaha, settle down, YouTube. Settle down. Because, no. Oprah Winfrey has Oprah Winfrey money, so she can waste it on whatever this "reality" show is supposed to be. According to the trailer, Lindsay Lohan is a bi-polar lunatic who can only survive on drama and attention. Not exactly sure what new information we're supposed to learn here. They could have saved a lot money by just asking me.

  "Find out more about Lindsay, a highly-anticipated docu-series that offers an unflinching look into the life of one of the world's most sought-after celebrities." Hahaha, settle down, YouTube. Settle…

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Here’s The Trailer For ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’By toddMarch 05, 2014

 

Hopefully the title means this will be the last of this fuckery, because every filmmaker should consider Michael Bay a personal affront to their art. But, we live in America, so his movies make a shit ton of money because EXPLOSIONS! GUNS! ROBOTS! HOT CHICKS! SNAPPY COMEBACK! PLOT? NOT SO MUCH. So yeah, here it is. The first official trailer for Transfomers: Age of Extinction. And if it couldn't get any worse, this one stars Mark Wahlberg. The same Mark Wahlberg who couldn't play Mark Wahlberg in a movie. Mark Wahlberg the huge action star. The same Mark Wahlberg who I stood behind in line at movie theater concession counter in LA once, and I could see the line wasn't that long because I could stare over his head. Do you even not ever wear lifts, bro? I wanna see sweat comin' out ya pores. As you attempt to reach something on the top shelf.

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