Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobs Aren’t Too Big For InstagramBy toddJuly 06, 2017

 

Yesterday we learned that Emily Ratajkowski thinks she can’t get acting roles because her boobs are too big. Yeah, ok. Good thing she doesn’t let us know how big they are on Instagram at every opportunity. No, wait. Anyway, they aren’t too big for the purposes of this post. I’ve had bigger, Emily. But I’ll keep doing this is you will.

 

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jul 5, 2017 at 4:34pm PDT   Yesterday we learned that Emily Ratajkowski thinks she can’t get acting roles because her boobs…

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Bella Thorne Is Naked In A TubBy toddJuly 05, 2017
Bella Thorne Is Naked In A Tub

 

I guess nobody has paid attention to Bella Thorne for a while, so here she is naked in a tub for some reason. Wait, the reason is what I just said. She still looks like she smells old bong water, so if you’re into that, there’s magic and wonder awaiting you below the cut.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Back With Colin Jost AgainBy toddJuly 05, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Is Back With Colin Jost Again

 

Scarlett Johannson maybe banged SNL’s Colin Jost back in May, then definitely banged her lawyer in June, now she is probably banging Colin Jost in July. I don’t think we need to be reminded of this fact, but Scarlett Johansson doesn’t have to hunt for dick. It’s been readily available since like 2001.

Page Six has learned that Johansson and the “Weekend Update” co-host, who turned 35 on Thursday, were spotted at the Palm at the Huntting Inn in East Hampton, NY, the next evening, “looking cozy on a love seat,” says a spy….“They seemed very into each other,” says our witness at the Palm.

If Colin Jost did bang Scarlett in May, I could understand why he needed a whole month to recover. Like, have you seen that mirror scene in Under The Skin? I need electrolytes just thinking about it.

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Emily Ratajkowski Says She Can’t Get Acting Roles Because Her Boobs Are Too BigBy toddJuly 05, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Says She Can’t Get Acting Roles Because Her Boobs Are Too Big

 

Emily Ratajkowski says she can’t land acting roles because if there’s one thing that audiences hate, its a chick with huge tits in movies. Must be gender discrimination.

The actress — who first broke onto the scene as one of the topless models in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video — says she thinks it’s a form of gender discrimination. “There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy.’ It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big,” Ratajkowski, 26, tells Harper’s Bazaar Australia for their August issue. “What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares? They are great big, they are great small. Why should that be an issue?

I’m pretty sure Christina Hendricks, Salma Hayek, Susan Sarandon, Alexandra Daddario, Scarlett Johansson, and John Goodman have bigger tits than Emily Ratajkowski, and I think the reason they get acting roles, and I’m just throwing out ideas here, is because they can fucking act. Weird, I know. Maybe take some acting classes and stop posing for Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Hopefully you can find an acting class that allows women with big boobs. Might have to Google.

 

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Quentin Tarantino Got EngagedBy toddJuly 03, 2017
Quentin Tarantino Got Engaged

 

Quentin Tarantino, 54, is engaged to Israeli singer Daniela Pick, 33. Just look at Tarantino. It was obviously love at first sight for Pick.

Move over Gal Gadot, another Israeli woman is set to steal the Hollywood headlines: singer Daniela Pick has gotten engaged to boyfriend Quentin Tarantino.  The two met in 2009 when the filmmaker was in Israel to promote “Inglourious Basterds,” and have since led an on-again, off-again relationship. However the couple appears to have decided to settle down, with Hebrew media reporting Saturday that the two are officially engaged. Pick confirmed the news to the Ynet news website, saying “It’s true. We’re very happy and excited.”

Like this said, Daniela Pick is Israeli, so here and Quentin should have a lot of fun saying “nigger” a lot. I haven’t found a quality pic of her feet yet, but they must be on point. That or Quentin has already paid for reconstructive foot surgery.

 

  Quentin Tarantino, 54, is engaged to Israeli singer Daniela Pick, 33. Just look at Tarantino. It was obviously love at first sight for Pick. Move over Gal Gadot, another…

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Ashley Greene Is Megyn Kelly NowBy toddJuly 03, 2017
Ashley Greene Is Megyn Kelly Now

 

I haven’t posted about Ashley Greene in a while, because well, homegirl hasn’t really aged well. She’s 30 and looks like a 50-year-old cast member of Real Housewives of Cobb County. Instead of looking like a weird version of Michael Jackson with big tits that I somehow still want to bang, she looks like a failed attempt at a Megyn Kelly. Sad. I wonder what Trump has to say about this.

 

  I haven’t posted about Ashley Greene in a while, because well, homegirl hasn’t really aged well. She’s 30 and looks like a 50-year-old cast member of Real Housewives of…

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Robert Downey, Jr. Wants To Stop Doing MCU Movies ‘Before It’s Embarrassing’By toddJuly 03, 2017
Robert Downey, Jr. Wants To Stop Doing MCU Movies ‘Before It’s Embarrassing’

 

Robert Downey, Jr. is 52 and has been playing Tony Stark/Iron Man for 9 years. He was a drug addict who nobody would hire before. I feel that’s less embarrassing (via Screenrant)

“Everyone says to me it’s like a glove that fits so well. I have to start over every time but I am starting over with a pretty solid base. I just never want to blow it for the last six or seven [movies] I have done by dropping the ball because I decided to go do it one more time. I just want to hang up my jersey before it’s embarrassing.”…“It’s this cyclical thing I could have said when the first Avengers came out: ‘It’s never going to get any better than that. Everybody stop’. But to me it’s always about people and opportunities, like the (Avengers directors Anthony and Joe) Russos, who I adore.”

I guess when you do something for 9 years it could get old after a while, but he makes like $50M every time they CGI the Iron Man suit on him, and it probably won’t get embarrassing until he and Captain America find out they both have moms named Martha.

 

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Tara Grace Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 05, 2014
Tara Grace Says Good Morning, Links

 

John Travolta is having a bad week [Dlisted]

Jaden Smith is still a pretentious asshole [Fishwrapper]

Paris Hilton is see through [Taxi Driver Movie]

Britney Spears is saggy [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal works it in Cosmo [Hollywood Tuna]

Keira Knightley's dress is confusing everyone [Popoholic]

Bar Refaeli's ass is disappointing [Drunken Stepfather]

Whitney Houston's family seems nice [TMZ]

Jessica Alba is angry [Celebitchy]

Joanna Krupa has a massive head [Moe Jackson]

Jared Leto's Oscar acceptance speech was cut from the Russian broadcast [Film Drunk]

Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with Clara Delevigne [Celebslam]

Demi Lovato shaved half her head [The Blemish]

 

NOTE: Hey, there. Do you like delicious food that won't make you fat? And do you also like alcohol? Of course you do. So, why don't you go visit my friend Lindsay's site, Vodka & Biscuits. She's a kickass chef and an even more kickass person. She also kinda looks like a young Christina Ricci. So to recap, awesome recipes, vodka, and a young Christina Ricci. Sounds like three things a genie would hear.

 

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Oh Hey There, MirandaBy toddMarch 04, 2014

Yeah, so speaking of after parties, here's Miranda Kerr at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. When you're physical perfection you can pretty much wear anything, so let's all thank Miranda for deciding to wear this dress instead. Because, damn. When asked for comment, Orlando Bloom said, "I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT! DON'T COME IN ANY CLOSER! I MEAN IT! MIIIIRRAAAAANNNDDDAAAA!!!" But, Orlando. You have so much to live for, man. Wait, no you don't. They ran out of those Hobbit books. Sorry, bro.

Yeah, so speaking of after parties, here's Miranda Kerr at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. When you're physical perfection you can pretty much wear anything, so let's all thank Miranda…

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex LuthorBy toddDecember 20, 2013
Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex Luthor

 

With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one the greatest villains in comic book history in Batman vs. Superman.  Enter Joaquin Phoenix as Lex Luthor. This is much better than my Bryan Cranston fantasy. Variety reports:

Sources tell Variety that the studio wants the Oscar-nominated actor for a role in the upcoming untitled Batman-Superman pic. However, it’s very early in the process and even if Warners offers Phoenix a role, it’s not clear he would accept as the actor has steered clear of big-budget pics in the past few years, leaning towards movies with a more prestige feel. Phoenix is also weighing an offer on the Gus Van Sant pic “Sea of Trees” and is believed to still be considering that offer as well. WB and the actor’s reps had no comment. Though sources couldn’t confirm what the role is, it’s believed to be for the main antagonist, which is likely to be Lex Luthor. Names like Jason Momoa and Callan Mulvey have been linked to the film but even if those actors are cast, sources are saying that they wouldn’t play the main villain, and that Warners has always wanted someone who would be a slam dunk in the role.

So, okay, I'm fully on board with this because even though his brother looked like an angel sent from heaven who also might have herpes and he looks like a candidate for Operation Smile, Joaquin Phoenix is the better actor. There. I said it. Just watch The Master then imagine that guy as Lex Luthor. He'd have to put Sriracha on the script because chewing up all those scenes would start to taste bland after a while.

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