Kim Davis Got Offered $500K To Do Interracial Lesbian PornBy toddOctober 07, 2015
Kim Davis Got Offered $500K To Do Interracial Lesbian Porn


Kim Davis stole our hearts this summer as the Kentucky clerk whose religious beliefs weren’t strong enough to skip a paycheck, but porn company. Dogfart (uh, ok), wants to give her the opportunity to hand Jesus $5oK. I’ll have to do some research, but I think that might be enough to get her own beachfront cloud (via Uproxx)

The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica. “We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.”

Man, this is a pretty tough decision. On one hand, Kim Davis has been divorced three times, had kids out of wedlock, refused to do her job, violated a judge’s order, and lied about her visit with the Pope. On the other hand, porn is immoral.


(btw speaking of porn, what’s the hold up?)

Kim Davis stole our hearts this summer as the Kentucky clerk whose religious beliefs weren’t strong enough to skip a paycheck, but porn company. Dogfart (uh, ok), wants to give…

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Links Vs. Iron Man Vs. Bruce LeeBy daveMarch 25, 2009

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation]

Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

What Oscar-winner was Natalie Portman caught making out with? [ICYDK]

Jay Stellers says: “I’m a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I’m fired.” [CollegeHumor]

There’s no joke here: Where The Wild Things Are has a classic trailer. [BadAndUgly]

Raise your hand if you think Jennifer Aniston really swore off marriage.
I’ll wait.

Since you’re not using your hand, you can click this link. [FatBackMedia]

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan still wants us to think that her life is almost unbearably hard. [LaineyGossip (more…)

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation] Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie] What Oscar-winner was…

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Guy Ritchie Might Be In ThisBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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One day scientists will be able to explain why Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna’s haggard ass for eight years, but it seems like his penis may have gotten an upgrade – Ginger Spice. The Daily Mail says:

He’s now one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors. She’s footloose after breaking off her engagement to an Italian tycoon. So what on earth could Geri Halliwell have been looking for at Guy Ritchie’s pub last night? The former Spice Girl partied with Madonna’s ex at his Mayfair pub, The Punchbowl, after wowing on the red carpet at The Boat That Rocked premiere. They left the pub separately around 11.50pm, with Guy following Geri out just minutes later with a huge grin on his face.

This really could have been anybody, because, literally, any chick would have been an upgrade over Madonna. She’s gross. Guy Ricthie could have pulled a prostitute’s body from a river and it would have been hotter than Madonna’s sinewy leather ass. Seriously, I don’t even know why she’s famous. Look at this chick. She shouldn’t be a sex symbol, she should be the mortal enemy of the Thundercats or teaching mutant teenage turtles how to be ninjas.

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Oh, Hi There BridgetBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the show. In a house full of vapid whores, I actually kinda like Bridget. Her annoying voice aside, she actually seems pretty cool. And she also supposedly has all natural tits. Not that really matters to me. Snake venom and arsenic are all natural, too. The antidotes for each were developed by science. Coincidence?

Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the…

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Katy Perry Might Be Dating Josh GrobanBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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Katy Perry recently split with Travis McCoy (this dude), now she’s apparently dating that one guy who sings that one song. This sounded less boring in my head. The Sun says:

KATY PERRY is reportedly dating her “most embarrassing crush” – US singer-songwriter JOSH GROBAN. The pop babe has been single since splitting with long-term beau TRAVIS MCCOY during a make-or-break festive trip to Mexico. Heartbroken Katy subsequently took a vow of celibacy and swore off men for the duration of 2009, but rumours are mounting stateside she’s found love with Josh….”They’ve been trying to keep it very low profile.” Katy recently confessed Josh was her number one crush – and her most shameful one. She said: “Who’s my most embarrassing crush? I suppose it would have to be Josh Groban. “He is actually really cute!”

Katy Perry and her bigs tits aside, Josh Groban has another song, right? I mean, he’s been raised up enough, right? He can stand on a mountain and walk a stormy sea, what more do people want? Let the man sing another song. It’s like when I go to parties, and like clockwork, all the girls line up for me to give them orgasms. Can’t you guys see I’m good at other things, too?! Like woodworking and painting serene seascapes! God, why does everything have to be about you?!

Get raised up, bitches!

Katy Perry recently split with Travis McCoy (this dude), now she’s apparently dating that one guy who sings that one song. This sounded less boring in my head. The Sun…

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Links That Aren’t PhotoshoppedBy daveMarch 24, 2009

Empire Magazine has given Megan Fox a new tattoo. [Cinematical]

It’s Literacacy Night at the local elementary school. [EbaumNation]

Britney Spears has high legal fees? And people are surprised by this? [ICYDK]

Madonna wants to adopt with her Jesus… [ImNotObsessed]

…and the OctoMom fired her nanny service. Am I the only one that sees the easy solution here? [FatBackMedia]

Ginger Spice has always been my favorite, so when she shows some leg, I show up to gawk. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Boys and girls: no matter how much you liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze, please do not try it at home. [CollegeHumor]

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You Like ThisBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us out HERE. Then we can be friends. You know, and just talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine and see where the night takes us. Unbridled lust? Intrigue and romance? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us…

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Sure, Why NotBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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Kim Kardashian would let a giraffe titty fuck her if she thought a camera was around and Kong Kardashian looks like Apache Chief, so the only one of these Armenian whores I’d really want to put my penis in would be Kourtney Kardashian. She has a hot body and a pretty face and doesn’t seem to desperately crave fame as bad as the other two. I don’t know, that’s just sexy to me. Also sexy? Bathing caps.

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Tim Robbins is Doing SomethingBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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At first glance, this picture may look like Tim Robbins playing hockey, but there’s no way we can tell. He could be playing hockey, or he could be fighting ninjas who are trying to steal his original recipe of 11 different herbs and spices.

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Bruce Willis Got MarriedBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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Apparently tired of years of banging young Hollywood ass, Bruce Willis, 54, married his model/actress girlfriend, Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday at his Turks and Caicos islands estate. E! Online reports:

Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis’ ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. The Live Free or Die Hard actor, 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year. Willis’ publicist tells E! that the couple will have a civil ceremony when they return to California. Bruce and Demi were married for 13 years before splitting in 2000. Their three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended the wedding.

Ashton Kutcher is 32 and married to something held together by duct tape and science (Demi Moore has had over $500K worth of plastic surgery), yet Bruce Willis is 52 and has been inside more young pussy than a veterinarian. I have no idea what it’s gonna be like at Bruce’s funeral, but I think they should cut off his penis and place it on one of those velvet pillows and drive it around in a parade car behind a marching band and girls twirling batons.

Family/tits:

Apparently tired of years of banging young Hollywood ass, Bruce Willis, 54, married his model/actress girlfriend, Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday at his Turks and Caicos islands estate. E! Online…

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