Enjoy Your Next FlightBy toddOctober 15, 2013

 

Planes and the science of flight are awesome, but the downside is that they're usually filled with humans, so based on the percentages alone, at least one is fucking batshit. Like this woman on a flight to Tampa who was running down the aisles asking people to pary for her mother. Once they sat her down and blocked her from the exits, she showed the ONE TRUE GOD THAT HE IS HE SAVIOR. You know, in between telling a guy, "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!". She might be sending some mixed signals here.

  Planes and the science of flight are awesome, but the downside is that they're usually filled with humans, so based on the percentages alone, at least one is fucking…
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Chris Brown Continues To Be A Wonderful Human BeingBy toddAugust 23, 2013

 

Since he's a basically a petulant child who has never been told no, Chris Brown went on an insane Twitter rant last night after the LA County District Attorney convinced a judge to sentence him to 1,000 more hours of community service after he falsified his reports the last time he did community service for beating Rihanna. Apparently it doesn't matter that the LA D.A. is actually a black woman, because obviously she's a seething racist who just wants to keep the greatest artist of our time in chains on the side of the road carrying a trash bag. The only way this tantrum could have been worse is if he was at Target getting caught trying to put a G.I. Joe in the cart.

Nigga done 6 months community service wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge that I didn't do it. Fuck the SYSTEM! — Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) August…

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Lily Collins And Her Eyebrows Are Out Of Hand, LinksBy toddAugust 23, 2013

Karrueche Tran Has Photographic Evidence That Chris Brown Is The Worst [Fishwrapper]

Lindsay Lohan in a Braless Frock (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn Already [The Superficial]

Behati Prinsloo Unleashes Her Adorable Lingerie Hotness [Popoholic]

Sophia Bush’s Cleavage Show [Hollywood Tuna]

Richard Simmons’ “Hair Do” Music Video [Dlisted]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Nastya Karzan is another Russian model (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Victoria Beckham eats and smiles [Lainey Gossip]

Dr. Phil tweeted about consent & alcohol, everyone freaked out [Celebitchy]

Miley Cyrus: What Hell Kind Of Diaper-Looking Hot Pants Are Those? [Moe Jackson]

Bradley Cooper has been offered the role of a talking Raccoon in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy [Film Drunk]

Here are the Demi Lovato nude pics [Celebslam]

20 Things You Didn't Know About Daft Punk [COED Magazine]

Melanie Griffith Says No One Offers Her Roles Anymore [The Blemish]

Gaga And Katy Perry Are Seated Next To Each Other At The VMAs [Evil Beet Gossip]

Avengers: Age of Ultron May Conjure Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch [Crave Online]

Peter Dinklage & Lena Headey got their hula-hoop on [Popbytes]

Karrueche Tran Has Photographic Evidence That Chris Brown Is The Worst [Fishwrapper] Lindsay Lohan in a Braless Frock (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn…

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