Here’s Kristen Stewart Smiling I ThinkBy toddAugust 19, 2015

Kristen Stewart attended the America Ultra premiere in LA last night, and based on these pictures, she discovered a new strain of weed like 30 minutes before. She even did the dance of her people. This new strain of weed has yet to show benefits in that area. Further study is needed.

Kristen Stewart attended the America Ultra premiere in LA last night, and based on these pictures, she discovered a new strain of weed like 30 minutes before. She even did…

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Joselyn Cano Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddAugust 19, 2015

Josie Gibson topless on a surfboard and possibly something in her eye (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

22 pictures of Kendall Jenner’s butt in a bikini and an accompanying story   The Superficial

The person you expect is playing Aretha Franklin in the Aretha Franklin biopic  Dlisted

A Karen Gillan nude leak. God bless. (NSFWCeleb Jihad

Pretty sure Kate Upton‘s rack got bigger  DrunkenStepfather

Emily Ratajkowski should wear this at all times Egotastic

Samantha Basalari in a bikini   Hollywood Tuna

Sharon Stone still wants you to look at her  (NSFW site)  The Nip Slip

Selena Gomez is busting out  Popoholic

Harry Connick, Jr.’s daughter got arrested  Just Jared

Basically every picture from the 2015 Teen Choice Awards  Moe Jackson

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Emily Ratajkowski Watches ‘Game of Thrones’ NakedBy toddAugust 18, 2015

I guess I could have written about Rosie O’Donnell’s kid missing, but I assume Donald Trump has pretty good lawyers. I also could have written about George Zimmerman and his projectile dysfunction  or Taylor Swift using her boyfriend Calvin Harris to fight her Twitter battles now (I already made a contribution). I guess I could have written about that stuff, but please understand that none of those involve Emily Ratajkowski being naked. I hope you understand.

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Miley Cyrus Has Taylor Swift ShookBy toddAugust 17, 2015

After Miley Cyrus said her titties were better than Taylor Swift’s fake guns in her Marie Claire interview then reports of Miley planning to throw more shade at Taylor Swift at the VMAs, Taylor Swift has been backstage during her tour frantically trying to find the right gif to accurately express her innermost thoughts and emotions. Those innermost thoughts and emotions being that Miley and Katy Perry have entered an unholy alliance to destroy her.

Taylor is very suspicious that Katy’s behind Miley’s attack on her, she blames her,” a source told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “She knows Miley and Katy hang out and she knows Katy still talks so much trash about her, she knows she tries to turn people against her. She thinks Miley is just a pawn in Katy’s game, she feels sorry for her.”

I don’t know if this is true or not, but Taylor Swift does look like the kind of person who would say, “aww, I feel sorry for you”. She probably says that to homeless people then gives them a cardigan made out of Tegan and Sara’s hair.

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‘Straight Outta Compton’ Hurt The LAPD’s FeelingsBy toddAugust 17, 2015

Even though you’re 95% more likely to get shot in a theater by a lone wolf with a history of mental illness (code for “white guy”), theaters around the country added extra security for the opening weekend of Straight Outta Compton citing the shootings in Louisiana and Colorado. Yeah, I’m sure that was the reason. See much security when you went to go see The Man From U.N.C.L.E.? No? Ok, just checking. Turns out the extra security was just a waste of time, because even a lone wolf with a history of mental illness isn’t that crazy. But despite paranoid white people, Straight Outta Compton crushed the box office this weekend raking in $60.2M without a single person getting shot. It also apparently crushed the hopes of the LAPD that we’d just all forget about all the police brutality that exists today if we didn’t go see a movie about a group who wrote songs about police brutality in 1988. Haha, good one, LAPD!

Many LAPD cops are pissed at the release of “Straight Outta Compton” … because they feel the movie fuels hatred of police and compromises their safety. The cops we spoke with share one sentiment … the movie portrays the LAPD officers as “beating machines” … brutalizing innocent citizens in the inner city. Former L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine, who was himself an LAPD cop and headed up the Police Protective League, tells us, “It’s a terrible time to release a movie like this. It adds fuel to the fire for hating cops.” The cops we spoke with are bitter, especially because they say they’ve spent a lot of time and energy creating bonds in areas where police abuse was once prevalent. Some of the officers specifically blame Universal, saying the studio is putting profits above the safety of the officers who make L.A. safe.

A movie compromises your safety? I’m pretty sure the only thing that’s compromised your safety lately is dashboard cam footage and bystanders with cellphones, because unfortunately for you, those aren’t grand juries. And why are you reading this? That ticket quota doesn’t fill itself by magic.

 
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The 2015 Teen Choice Awards Were Last NightBy toddAugust 17, 2015

Teens voted for stuff and whatever they voted for won an award at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards last night. Furious 7 and The Big Bang Theory won awards, so that’s pretty much all you need to know abut the results of a process that allows teenagers to vote. Here’s the pics anyway. Charlotte McKinney was there. Bella Thorne was there. Of course, Wilmer Valderrama was there, because the scent of a freshly dropped first egg is too powerful for him to resist. Nina Dobrev was also there. I only mention her because I saw her once in a Starbucks on Ponce in Atlanta about four months ago. She was in workout clothes and looked like she weighed about 75 pounds. She drove off in a white Mercedes. That’s my Nina Dobrev story. Hope you enjoyed it. The majority of this gallery is Britney Spears, because just look at her face. She might as well be a recently adopted shelter dog or an 8-month old. She’s just happy to be here. She has no idea where she is. You could have told her she was at a screening of Straight Outta Compton on Mars and she would have just nodded and asked if martians have surfboards.

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Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass SelfieBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass Selfie

 

Look, I know there's nothing sexier than a 33-year old chick who just gave birth to her third husband's baby posing for a picture in a bathroom while not wearing panties, but can we all agree that we've all never seen a picture so capture the essence of Kanye West not pretending anymore that he's not a sociopath? Nice vacant, blank stare, homey. Also, nice shirt, bruh. You get that at Vuitton Eagle? Anyway, everybody shoud go check out the janitor's Instagram. He has a picture of "YOU AIN’T GOT THE ANSWERS, SWAY!” written on the wall in Kim Kardashian's blood.

 

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Miranda Kerr Is Dating A 46-Year Old BillionaireBy toddDecember 02, 2013

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom a nice guy who genuinely seems to love his family? Yes. Does Orlando Bloom have all that Legolas money? Yes.  But please keep in mind, Orlando Bloom is not a billionaire. And nothing makes a chick tsunami off her seat like the letter "B" in front of "illionaire". So naturally, Miranda Kerr has been secretly dating 46-year old Australian billionaire James Packer for months. And if you're wondering what you have to look like to pull Victoria's Secret ass if you have a billion dollars. THIS. You have to look like this. Vogue Australia reports:

After announcing her split from Orlando Bloom just a few months ago, Miranda Kerr (and April Vogue cover model) is said to be in a relationship with James Packer. Packer, in turn, had earlier announced his own divorce from Vogue's November cover model Erica Packer; interestingly, Erica Packer and Kerr also both hail from the same town of Gunnedah (look at that six degrees of separation right there). Neither Kerr nor Packer have denied the reports after being approached a week ago. It is said that the pair have been in a secret relationship for the past few months. Kerr and Packer have known each other for several years, often holidaying together with their respective families and Packer has been said to have provided business advice to Kerr on her beauty brand, Kora.

So to recap, Miranda Kerr was happily married to Orlando Bloom until her billionaire friend divorced his wife, then she was no longer hapilly married to Orlando Bloom. This has to be some sort of coincidence, and not a long-term and calculated plan by Miranda Kerr to dive in a swimming pool of money. Nope. This is definitely true love. Of money. True love of money.

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom…

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