Here’s Kaley Cuoco in a bikini for Men’s Health because Wikipedia tells me that Kaley stars in The Big Bang Theory as a Cheesecake Factory employee, and I love cheesecake. And because unless Michael Jackson resurrects and dies again, it looks like it’s going to be a really fucking slow news day.
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If you think going to college will make your kid smarter, it won’t. Radar Online reports:
A mob scene broke out at the University of Rhode Island Thursday, where Jersey Shore’s resident record spinner Pauly D was visiting a pal, as more than 1,000 students flocked to and surrounded the building the MTV star was in, within a matter of minutes. Students quickly crowded the building Pauly D – a native son of The Ocean State – was in, as word of his presence on campus went viral through Facebook. The stampede of students eventually caused police to be summoned for crowd control purposes, according to the school.
This dude looks like the Slim Jim guy and a villain from Lazy Town jerked off in some marinara sauce then it was placed in an unfertilized egg in a tanning bed to incubate. So yeah, this video makes sense.
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If details about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker‘s divorce seemed sketchy at first, then BOOM!, the hammer was dropped by an “exclusive” with Us Magazine the next day followed by someone “leaking” Erin Barry‘s name to the press, then don’t be alarmed. You aren’t confused. Eva Longoria just set Tony Parker up like a French bowling pin. Radar Online reports:
Eva Longoria didn’t just file for divorce against Tony Parker, she made sure to get revenge for his sexting relationship with another woman….When Desperate Housewives star Eva discovered the relationship and the texts her marriage blew up and she and Tony agreed to divorce. “But Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source revealed. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing. “They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.” While some reports have said the texts between Tony and Erin were “innocent” that’s absolutely not true, RadarOnline.com learned. The texts were flirtatious and sexual and “crossed the line,” a source close to the situation revealed. Erin’s marriage to Brent is over, the source says, and while she and Parker traded sexual texts Parker insists their relationship never became physical. “Look, any wife is going to be upset with what Tony did, but he swears the relationship with Erin stopped there and they never had sex,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “And Parker also says the text messages ended months ago.” Even so, Eva and Tony agreed many weeks ago to divorce. “They were discussing how to proceed for a while,” the source said. “Suddenly, Eva not only filed the papers but then went public with Tony’s relationship with Erin. He was surprised, to say the least.” When one website mistakenly published that Tony filed divorce papers in Texas it was not simply a glaring error. Tony, in fact, had planned to file divorce papers in Texas, but then the plan changed. “He held off,” the source said. “It had been discussed but then abandoned. Next thing he knew she surprised him by filing on Wednesday.
We got door prizes! We got free refreshments! We got a bouncy house for the kids! Hell, we even got rocking chairs for your grandma! We got everything down here, folks! C’mon on down here and see it! The point is folks, I’ll do anything to get your business! People, c’mon down past Exit 70 on the service road! It’s CRAZY BITCH DAY at IDLYITW!!!