Halle Berry Is PregnantBy toddApril 05, 2013

Despite being 46 and already being a psychopath and a horrible mother (look how calm and pleasant she looks in these pictures!), Halle Berry is now pregnant with her second child with her second baby daddy, Olivier Martinez. TMZ reports:

Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along. What's more … they know the sex.  It's a boy.

She's been trying to take her last child away from her father by saying he was a racist and beat up the nanny, all of those accusations were laughed out of court of course, so why wouldn't you want to have a baby with Halle Berry? It seems like it would be fun. Especially when he gets older and you can put all his Bay Harbor Butcher newspaper clippings on your refrigerator. Your friends will be so jealous!

 

 

 
Despite being 46 and already being a psychopath and a horrible mother (look how calm and pleasant she looks in these pictures!), Halle Berry is now pregnant with her second…

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Kristin Kreuk Is RelaxingBy toddAugust 05, 2009

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This is the only decent picture I could find of Kristin Kreuk laying out by a pool the other day, but it doesn’t really matter that she’s the third hottest piece on Smallville (Erica Durance being #1). To reiterate, look at the banner picture. I’d hit it like a zombie punching out of a grave. And since she’s on Smallville, I’d like to think that when I superman dat ho it wouldn’t be a dealbreaker. Besides, every girl loves it when you do that. Try it. What could go wrong?

This is the only decent picture I could find of Kristin Kreuk laying out by a pool the other day, but it doesn’t really matter that she’s the third hottest…

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Meet Gerda-Marie Mare And Her NipplesBy daveApril 05, 2009
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I don’t really know who Gerda-Marie Mare is, but I like her look, so I used The Google to find out that she’s done some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit modeling, she has hazel eyes and she 5’9″. This is a photoshoot she did for Andre Rau where she might be alerting us to the subtle difference between American football and football (soccer) by using her nipples to communicate.

See how we break new talent here as soon as that talent is ready to take off her top? That’s right, we’re a force to be reckoned with in B-List modeling. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m sorting through pictures. Because otherwise I’m just a guy who looks at a lot of topless chicks, which is fine, but I was already that guy before the internet was invented. Now I gotta be Perv 2.0, you feel me?

This album is 6 fantastic breat-filled photos long, and you can access them all by clicking this thumbnail:

I don’t really know who Gerda-Marie Mare is, but I like her look, so I used The Google to find out that she’s done some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit modeling, she…
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Hi ThereBy toddMarch 16, 2009

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Hey, sorry about the late jump today. Apparently when smoke and evil ghosts come out of your computer because your house was built on top of an Indian burial ground, that’s not good. But I think I’m okay now. Since that’s the case, I’m gonna start posting all the crap I wanted to throw up on the site today. In the meantime, here’s Katy Perry and her huge boobs in a ripped up shirt. I have no idea when these were taken, but if I had to guess, I would say it’s when Katy went back in time to 1987 to get WWF tickets for Wrestlemania III. HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER!!

Hey, sorry about the late jump today. Apparently when smoke and evil ghosts come out of your computer because your house was built on top of an Indian burial ground,…

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The Dad’s Be TalkingBy daveFebruary 15, 2009
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Women be shoppin’, Dad’s be talkin’.

Both Rihanna and Chris Brown’s fathers seemed to simultaneously step forward to make statements. Rihanna’s dad, Ronald Fenty, was the first to fire across the bows of People:

“I know my daughter,” said Fenty, 55. As for Brown, he said, “You think you know somebody, but you really don’t.”

Describing Rihanna’s current condition after seeing her in Barbados on Thursday, Fenty said, “There is some bruising. She will be all right. I think so.”

He adds, “At some point, she will speak out. I hope she will stand up for women all over the world.”

Meanwhile Clinton Brown, Chris Brown’s father, playing from deep within his own territory, tried another kind of defense. The Bill Clinton “we all make mistakes” one:

“He’s reflecting on this situation,” Brown, 44, a corrections officer, tells PEOPLE in an interview at his home outside Tappahannock, Va. “He’s very remorseful. He’s very concerned about the situation and he wants to make sure that [Rihanna’s] okay.

“This is unfortunate, this stumble, this situation,” Brown continues. “Hopefully, he will get past it. We all have our shortcomings. We all trip.”

“This music industry is very unforgiving when it comes to having indiscretions,” Brown says. “He will continue to be a good person. He loves people. And like most of us, most humans, things will occur. And hopefully a person won’t be judged simply on that alone.”

Yeah, whatever.

Step forward if you have a future in pop music.

Not so fast, Chris.

Women be shoppin’, Dad’s be talkin’. Both Rihanna and Chris Brown’s fathers seemed to simultaneously step forward to make statements. Rihanna’s dad, Ronald Fenty, was the first to fire across…

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Two V-Day Parties That Were More Like VD PartiesBy daveFebruary 15, 2009
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Valentine’s Day means it’s time to throw lavish parties at Pure and Studio 54, where a whole bunch of douchebags without girlfriends will pop their collars, down martini’s and use pickup lines like “you should have my abortion.”

Heidi and Spencer Pratt-Montag hosted the shindig at Pure and Bridget Marquardt hosted at Studio 54.

Pink on women can eat it. Pink in women, I will eat, but in exchange for a blowjob.

Valentine’s Day means it’s time to throw lavish parties at Pure and Studio 54, where a whole bunch of douchebags without girlfriends will pop their collars, down martini’s and use…

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Lesbian Fight To Start Off Valentine’s DayBy daveFebruary 14, 2009
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I’m kind of happy we didn’t fall into the hole of having to cover how Lindsay Lohan was cast in the Nightmare On Elm Street, said Just Jared yesterday, because all the film bloggers laughed up the ridiculousness and made Jared eat his words. So, now that things are back to normal…

Charlotte Ronson, the older fashion-designer sister of Samantha Ronson, had her Fashion Week show last night in New York. Lindsay Lohan accompanied SamRo to the show (I rhyme!). After that, the pair went to the Eldridge Lounge and left early this morning arguing like…

…well, like lesbians.

Lindsay was screaming: “I’m sorry! Forgive me!” as Sam Ro stormed off and towards their hotel. Oh yeah, it was late enough in the night, so technically Valentine’s Day. So, happy Valentine’s Day Samantha Ronson.

Any guesses as to what needs forgiving? Did she take a line then fall into a pit of erect dicks? I knew there was a pit of erect dicks somewhere on Eldridge Street, but I always get distracted by the wall of D-cup titties on Mott St.

SQUAK!

Damn, that girl looks like she chose “poorly.”

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It’s Time (For Candice Swanepoel)By daveFebruary 14, 2009
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Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy’s Valentine’s Day gift catalog, and though Macy’s catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking a department store with a style only matched by when I turn tricks outside the Denny’s.

It’s not the location, it’s the attitude.

That advice, plus the handjob will be $5. Yes, I’m aware that’s cheaper than the Grand Slam you just had. I don’t have a lot of self esteem.

Candice Swanepoel has stooped to being in the Macy’s Valentine’s Day gift catalog, and though Macy’s catalog only displays the most tame of underwear, Candice managed to pull off hocking…

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Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy Party So UnsexyBy daveFebruary 14, 2009
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Aubrey O’Day attended the release party for her Playboy issue, hosted at the Playboy mansion with Hef in attendance. So who let her wear that single piece of horrible looking blue fabric and made her up to look like some sort of Japanese sex doll from the 80’s idea of the future.

Gross. She looks gross, and reminds me why mad Photoshop skillz in Playboy isn’t a bad thing.

Aubrey O’Day attended the release party for her Playboy issue, hosted at the Playboy mansion with Hef in attendance. So who let her wear that single piece of horrible looking…

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Joaquin Phoenix is a LunaticBy toddFebruary 12, 2009

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Joaquin Phoenix went on David Letterman last night, and uh, can’t he just go ahead a stop now since everyone knows this is all a joke? If he wants us to think he’s crazy he could have at least brushed his teeth with a dead bird or accused a mailbox of keeping secrets about him. I mean, that’s what the homeless guys I pay to beat each other up do and they don’t even get to go on Letterman. How long must they suffer in silence? I sincerely hope the stimulus package has measures in it to address this kind of thing.

Joaquin Phoenix went on David Letterman last night, and uh, can’t he just go ahead a stop now since everyone knows this is all a joke? If he wants us…

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