‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

  The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of…
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Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To HelpBy toddFebruary 07, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To Help

 

To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would recognize Emily Ratajkowski without sideboob. To recap, Emily Ratajkowski. My birthday. Sideboob. I feel like I should make a cake reference, but you get it.

 

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  To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

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The 2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival HappenedBy toddAugust 30, 2016

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite SI Swimsuit models where there. Ashley Graham was also there. Relive the magic with these pics. 

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite…

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Megan Fox Is Super PregnantBy toddJuly 02, 2016

America’s birthday is coming up, so that means freedom to blow your fingers off, but we should never forget what makes America truly great: a dude like Brian Austin Green can convince Megan Fox to get impregnated by him three times and calling off their divorce



Just make this clear, this married Megan Fox and got her pregnant three times.


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Sara Underwood Isn’t Guns & LinksBy toddJune 23, 2016


I’d frame these Kendall Jenner pics (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Photo Boy requests that you #staywoke  [  The Superficial   ]

Will Smith finally admits what we all knew  [  Dlisted  ]

Elle Fanning did V Magazine  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ok, so this is Amanda Seyfried‘s vagina  (NSFW) [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Justin Theroux’s ex’s mom said he’s a liar living in “darkness”  [  Cele|bitchy 

I’d also frame these Kylie Jenner pics  [   The Nip Slip   ]

Mila Kunis is pregnant everywhere  [  Popoholic  ]

Anybody down for a Lea Michele beach shoot?  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Instant classic: Sara Underwood‘s In My Place shoot [  IDLY  ]


  A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Jun 21, 2016 at 1:36pm PDT I’d frame these Kendall Jenner pics (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Photo Boy requests that you…

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Christine Teigen And Her Legs Went For A Walk, LinksBy toddAugust 20, 2013

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde Puts On A Stunningly Sexy Show In NYC [Popoholic]

Hilary Duff’s Booty Is Useful [Hollywood Tuna]

Bo Obama’s Got A New Little Sister [Dlisted]

Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch wants us to focus on Egypt instead of his Sherlock curls [Celebitchy]

Danica Patrick Shows Her Patriotic Tramp Stamp [Moe Jackson]

JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot production company recently released this mysterious teaser [Film Drunk]

Olivia Munn on a homemade swing? What could possibly go wrong? [Celebslam]

The 35 Best Photos From 2013 Seattle Hempfest [COED Magazine]

Ryan Dempster Hits Alex Rodriguez Because Everyone Hates Him [The Blemish]

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model [Evil Beet Gossip]

Wisconsin High School Defies Order to Stop Using Indians Name [Crave Online]

Chris Brown cancels Canadian concerts [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial] Olivia…

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Anastasia Ashley Has An InstagramBy toddAugust 19, 2013

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where there is a place where I can check in to see how it's doing. Hey, it's on surfboard. Hey, look. It's on a bridge. Awww, now it's standing on the beach. We've become so close over this short period of time that I feel like we're friends. Soon to be lovers? Who knows for sure. You can't rush matters of the heart.

 

Source = Instagram

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where…

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Seth MacFarlane Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 16, 2013

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn, homey. I should really write wedding announcements. E! Online reports:

"It's been going on for a little while. It's very casual but they are hanging out and he is having fun with her," a source exclusively tells E! News about the couple's burgeoning romance. "They've know each other for three years and have been getting closer for over a year," but they've only recently started seeing each other more frequently, the source says. "They always had good chemistry." "Alexis' star is on the rise," adds the insider. "He thinks she's really talented."

The bold part in the blockquote is basically all you need to know about what's going on here, because if a publicist can't even lie about it then MacFarlane is just seeing her naked a few times a week and telling her to be patient. Because he really wants a relationship, but his heart is just too fragile right now. He feels like he can be himself around her and would you like some more wine? Your hair looks very pretty like that did you know that? It really brings out your eyes. You know, then they hump.

 

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn,…

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