Here’s Emily Ratajkowski NakedBy toddFebruary 19, 2016
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski Naked


Thanks to Egotastic, I know these pictures of Emily Ratajkowski naked exist. They were taken by photographer Jonathan Leder and posted on Frank151 magazine. Hopefully this information coupled with the accompanying pictures will save me from the righteous indignation your caps lock key and cognitive dissonance has waiting for me in my last post. God bless.


You’re a smart person. I don’t need to tell you this. All of these are NSFW.

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Kaley Cuoco Did ‘Lip Sync Battle’By toddJanuary 28, 2016
 

A photo posted by Lip Sync Battle (@spikelsb) on


Google Trends tells me that Kaley Cuoco will be on Lip Sync Battle tonight. It’s also important to reiterate that she’s crazy. She “sings” Ludacris in a sports bra and some cut up jean shorts, so that’s a plus. With any luck, she that microphone will be dating soon. Then maybe engaged by the end of the month. You can’t really put a timeline on love.


  A photo posted by Lip Sync Battle (@spikelsb) on Jan 25, 2016 at 9:46am PST Google Trends tells me that Kaley Cuoco will be on Lip Sync Battle tonight. It’s…

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Kanye West’s Album Has A New NameBy toddJanuary 27, 2016
Kanye West’s Album Has A New Name


Apparently “Swish” wasn’t the greatest album name of all time, because Kanye West has changed it 15 days before its release.




Pretty weird for him to change it this close to the release. Not sure what happened. Maybe Nike or Steph Curry sent him a cease and desist.


Je**ers In Paris:


Apparently “Swish” wasn’t the greatest album name of all time, because Kanye West has changed it 15 days before its release. New album title, WAVES — KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January…

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There’s A Petition To Send Emma Watson To A Refugee Camp For A WeekBy toddJanuary 26, 2016
There’s A Petition To Send Emma Watson To A Refugee Camp For A Week


Emma Watson is a young, accomplished woman (she’s also hot) who doesn’t shy away from actively supporting causes she believes in when she’s not spending that Hermione money. That, of course, causes men to seethe with caps lock rage and misdirect their anger to her Twitter mentions. So, I guess somebody thought it would be cool for Emma Watson to spend a week in a migrant camp to prove she’s a real feminist. Or something. Who the fuck knows. It’s on Change.org

In order to show how safe current migration is to Europe, particularly regarding the cause of feminism (I reject wholeheartedly the notion that North African and Middle Eastern migrants are unsafe, and rapists), Emma Watson should spend a week’s holiday in a Calais migrant camp, without guards of course, to show how safe, and how pro feminism these migrants are.

I appreciate the fact that the author of this is a little more subtle in his butthurt than Seattle Seahawks’ fans. Especially since Russell Wilson’s god has forsaken him. Maybe send Ciara’s vagina to the camp. Not like she’ using it for anything right now.



[  h/t Independent Journal via ONTD  ]

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Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On AmazonBy toddJanuary 26, 2016
Woody Allen Cast Miley Cyrus To Star In His New Series On Amazon


Let’s not speculate on whether or not Woody Allen believes the reruns of Hannah Montana he catches on Netflix are new episodes, but he just cast Miley Cyrus to be in his new series for Amazon. I have feeling rich white people and Jewish people will find it hysterical! Man, that Wooody Allen. Alays with his finger on the pulse.

…Allen has set the principal cast for the six half-hour-episode series that will take place in the 1960s, and it certainly is unexpected. Allen, who wrote the scripts and will direct, has set Elaine May and Miley Cyrus to star alongside him. I don’t know a lot more than this, as Allen is shrewd offering information on his projects. It begins shooting in March.

2016 has been pretty good for Miley so far. She got engaged again, now she’s starring alongside a dude who probably molested his daughter wife. I have a feeling this year is her year.


Here’s some pics before 2016 when she was going through her I was born rich and had a show handed to me that became a big hit then when it was over I didn’t want to be associated with it for some reason even though it made me richer and more famous so I had to pretend I was black for a while then a stoner for a while then I got naked a bunch phase. Glad that’s over. 


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Settle Down, Rita OraBy toddJanuary 26, 2016
Settle Down, Rita Ora


Last week I had planned to post about that thing where Rita Ora was gonna leak details of her affair with Jay Z if she wasn’t released from Roc Nation, but I didn’t have access to her bikini pics, so I’m not sure what the point of that post would’ve been. Now I have these pics and no real story unless you want to count the one I just told you. I liked it. It opened well, provided you with information you might not have known, and it provided a link to bikini pics that you can enjoy at home, at the office, or on the go. Lots of good thing there. Oh, this is the dress that Rita Ora wore to Paris Fashion Week. 


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B.o.B. Dropped A Diss Track On Neil DeGrasse TysonBy toddJanuary 26, 2016
B.o.B. Dropped A Diss Track On Neil DeGrasse Tyson


Yesterday, B.o.B., rapper and 9th grade dropout, decided to go on Twitter and tell everyone the Earth was flat. Seeing those tweets, Neil deGrasse Tyson, an astrophysicist with a Ph.D from Columbia University, decided to respond. What a time to be alive.

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Kanye West Released The Tracklist For ‘Swish’, Calls It “Best Album Of All Time”By toddJanuary 25, 2016
Kanye West Released The Tracklist For ‘Swish’, Calls It “Best Album Of All Time”


Kanye West is finished with “Swish”, the album that Khloe said her and her family co-wrote, so maybe it’ll include a digital download of her sex tape if Kris Jenner understands intensive distribution strategies. Anyway, here’s the handwritten tracklist. I think those are words.


Kylie was also here:


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Lindsey Pelas Has Lots Of Free TimeBy toddJanuary 25, 2016



Lindsey Pelas is a white chick with a better than average face with gigantic tits that are almost borderline comical and/or gross who takes bathroom selfies with a roll of toilet paper in the frame.  Lindsey Pelas is America. May her 2016 bring her a photography book that explains different angles. 


Here’s the part where I post all her Instagram pics I’ve missed.


  I will never be observant enough to move things around before I take a selfie… So here is a picture from my snapchat of me and some toilet paper…

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Angelina Jolie Removed Had Her Ovaries Removed Last WeekBy toddMarch 24, 2015

The dream is dead. Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy two years ago after it was revealed she carries a gene mutation, and in an op-ed in the New York Times, Jolie revealed she had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed last week.

I did not do this solely because I carry the BRCA1 gene mutation, and I want other women to hear this. A positive BRCA test does not mean a leap to surgery. I have spoken to many doctors, surgeons and naturopaths. There are other options. …In my case, the Eastern and Western doctors I met agreed that surgery to remove my tubes and ovaries was the best option, because on top of the BRCA gene, three women in my family have died from cancer. My doctors indicated I should have preventive surgery about a decade before the earliest onset of cancer in my female relatives. My mother’s ovarian cancer was diagnosed when she was 49. I’m 39…I went through what I imagine thousands of other women have felt. I told myself to stay calm, to be strong, and that I had no reason to think I wouldn’t live to see my children grow up and to meet my grandchildren. I called my husband in France, who was on a plane within hours. The beautiful thing about such moments in life is that there is so much clarity. You know what you live for and what matters. It is polarizing, and it is peaceful…Regardless of the hormone replacements I’m taking, I am now in menopause. I will not be able to have any more children, and I expect some physical changes. But I feel at ease with whatever will come, not because I am strong but because this is a part of life. It is nothing to be feared.

Not only is Angelina Jolie one of the most beautiful women who has ever walked the face the of the Earth (if you disagree, you’re wrong. sorry), she’s a next level human being who has evolved to the point where when she dies she’ll probably be surrounded by white light and carried to spaceship where aliens will resurrect her and make her their queen.

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