‘Duck Dynasty’ Guy Phil Robertson Got Suspended Indefinitely By A&EBy toddDecember 19, 2013
‘Duck Dynasty’ Guy Phil Robertson Got Suspended Indefinitely By A&E

 

I wonder if he knows the other definition of "beard"?

 

I know it might be hard to believe that a redneck who lives in a swamp and likes to kill things would be a raging homophobe who hides behind the Bible to justify his archaic and ignorant beliefs, but Phil Robertson just got suspended indefinitely by the hipster channel A&E (the "arts" is used irronically) for his statements to GQ magazine that equated homosexuality to bestiality. In the interview, he even quoted the Apostle Paul in his letter to the Corinthians when he said,  "It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man's anus." God was pretty clear, you guys. A&E also released a statement.

"We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson's comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the series 'Duck Dynasty'. His personal views in no way reflect those of A&E Networks, who have always been strong supporters and champions of the LGBT community. The network has placed Phil under hiatus from filming indefinitely."

As you probably don't find hard to believe, it didn't take the far right to claim Christian persecution and show a lack of understading of the same Constitution that they use to masturbate with. Take it away, Sarah Palin!

Free speech is an endangered species. Those “intolerants” hatin’ and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us.

Yes, free speech. Maybe I missed the part of the story where Obama sent drones to arrest Robertson and throw him in prison, because if I didn't, Robertson remains free to express his beliefs and faith in any forum that chooses. However, now try to keep with me here, A&E also has the right to enforce their standards and practices clause by suspending you for being an ignorant asshole. Also, everybody's favorite lunatic, Dana Loesch, wants you to know that what Robertson said isn't hate speech because God said it and God doesn't hate anyone.

If you think Robertson's 1 Corinthians 6:9-20 quote is "hate speech" then you accuse God of "hate speech" because it's His Word.

Cool. God doesn't hate anyone. You know except for the time he orchestrated the first genocide, promoted slavery, subjagted women, was cool with polygamy and racism, sent his winged thugs to kill an entire country's first born, let Lott's daughters be raped, knocked up a dude's wife just so he could kill her son, and the whole fiery pit of eternal suffering thing waiting for you  if you don't blindly do exactly what he says when he says it. That's not the resume of a Supreme Being, that's resume of a war criminal. If you want to use the Bible to shroud your hate with some sort of delusional moral authority (you know, like Hitler and Fred Phelps), then please, feel free to do so. Also, please understand that when we disagree with you, we're not persecuting you (the persecution that should cause you to rejoice by the way according to your homeboy Jesus), we're just exercising our free speech to call you a moron. But, Todd! He was just quoting the Bible! Yes. And the people in Evil Dead were just quoting the Necronomicon. We all saw how that turned out.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wants You To Know About Her Butt PlugsBy toddDecember 19, 2013

 

Jennifer Lawrence recently said that calling people fat "should be illegal" (no word yet on if telling naturally skinny people to "eat a sandwich" should be illegal or not), and to continue her tour to appear relatable and quirky, she went on Conan last night to tell an obviously planned story about having butt plugs. OMG you guys can u even believe it?! Jennifer Lawrence has buttplugs hahahaha she's so amazing and unique and nothing about this seems contrived or forced at all! She's so awesome, right?! Right? Yeah, okay.

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Candice Swanepoel Is A Great DancerBy toddDecember 19, 2013

 

Candice Swanepoel is in Turks & Caicos right now, because not only is her ass better than yours, her life is also better. I've watched this video five times now and I'm kinda hoping the condom broke. Good morning, everyone!

  Candice Swanepoel is in Turks & Caicos right now, because not only is her ass better than yours, her life is also better. I've watched this video five times…

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Miranda Kerr Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddDecember 18, 2013
Miranda Kerr Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Pippa Middleton is getting married [Dlisted]

Macaulay Culkin made a four minute video of himself eating pizza [Fishwrapper]

Ariana Grande cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Everyone on Dunk Dynasty hates gays [The Superficial]

Lyndall Jarvis. Good lawd. [Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Dewan bikini pics [Popoholic]

Probably the greatest GIF of all time [Drunken Stepfather]

George Zimmerman's lawyer hopes his paintings sell because Zimmerman owes him $1M [TMZ]

Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Lawrence says it "should be illegal" to call someone fat. [Celebitchy]

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini [Moe Jackson]

What in the living hell is this?? [Film Drunk]

Joanna Krupa is in a bikini [Celebslam]

 

 

pic source = Instagram

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Lostprophets’ Ian Watkins Says Raping Children Brings “Megalolz”, Not A Big DealBy toddDecember 18, 2013
Lostprophets’ Ian Watkins Says Raping Children Brings “Megalolz”, Not A Big Deal

 

I haven't covered this story before because I just realized Wales was an actual country this year, but in case you haven't heard by now, there's a Welsh band called Lostprophets and their lead singer, Ian Watkins, pleaded guilty to chid sex abuse charges (including raping a baby. A baby. Also, his laptop password was "ifuckkids") and has been sentenced to 29 years in prison. He still doesn't understand what people are upset about. I mean, he just raped a baby. Who cares? Wales Online reports:

After admitting abusing children, including babies, in court the paedophile added: "I don't know what everyone is getting worked up about." He also claimed he was not a paedophile but was pleading guilty to avoid a trial. Watkins has been jailed for 29 years for sexually abusing children. Watkins made two phone calls to a female friend from Parc Prison in Bridgend after his guilty pleas. On November 27, the day after he admitted he was a paedophile, he said of the court hearing: "It was, like, either me go up there and say 'Come on, it wasn't that bad, nobody got hurt', I do my charm. Or do I end up making things worse for myself? Or do I just say I was off my head and can't remember?" Discussing his possible sentence, he added: "I'm going to put a statement on [December] 18th now just to say it was megalolz, I don't know what everyone is getting so freaked out about."

If you watched the Bob Costas interview with Jerry Sandusky, you saw a man struggle to say what he thought normal people wanted to hear when all he wanted to do was leave and go fondle some kids in the shower. In his mind, he completely thought what he was doing wasn't wrong. Some people's brains are wired all fucked up and there's no treatment, prison sentence, nor beating that will ever cure whatever the hell the voices in their head are telling them. With that being said, Ian Watkin's penis and hands should be cut off then thrown into molten lava while he's being decapitated by a bear. Then we should bring him back to life so a horse can trample his spine. This isn't set in stone, of course, this is more of just a guide.

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