Nicki Minaj Had An Ok New YearBy toddJanuary 03, 2017

I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove from Atlanta to Raleigh and back yesterday, and when my phone died I had to listen to the radio. The radio really wants you to become invested in that Ariana Grande song about her going side to side. I hear it for the first time all the way through and I just realized its about Ariana suffering through  dicktimization. It also sounds like Nicki wrote her part on the way to the studio.

I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove…

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Mariah Carey Was At A Colorado Dispensary Before Her Live NYE DeathBy toddJanuary 03, 2017
Mariah Carey Was At A Colorado Dispensary Before Her Live NYE Death

 

By now, I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the video of Mariah Carey on NYE officially ending 2016 the only acceptable way it could end – dying from embarrassment. It was so bad even dorky ass Josh Groban tried to go in. If you haven’t seen it, I’m sure your grandma post it on Facebook in a few weeks. Or you can watch it here. You’ve also probably read how Mariah Carey thinks Dick Clark’s ghost sabotaged her. Any theory: Mariah Carey was high as hell.

Mariah Carey proved that she was just like millions of other Americans the week before her epic New Year’s Eve meltdown in Times Square as she was photographed doing some last minute shopping just before Christmas. It was not presents for her two young children Mariah seemed to be after however, with the 47-year-old pop star and her entourage spotted heading into a marijuana dispensary in the Colorado resort town of Aspen called The Original Leaf…The photos were taken exactly one week before Mariah walked off the stage during a nightmare performance of songs including ‘Emotions’ and ‘We Belong Together.’

Weed makes you forget things and not really give a shit then laugh about it later. So who knows, maybe she was high. Maybe we shouldn’t really care. Mariah Carey is probably so distraught right now, she’s wiping her tears with $100 bills and the paws of baby chinchillas.

 

 

Live holiday events’ war on successful black women singers has been going on for a while. #staywoke

 

 

  By now, I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the video of Mariah Carey on NYE officially ending 2016 the only acceptable way it could end – dying from embarrassment….

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Well Happy New Year To You Too, Hailee Steinfeld On A Boat & LinksBy toddJanuary 03, 2017
Well Happy New Year To You Too, Hailee Steinfeld On A Boat & Links

 

Hilary Duff in a bikini is what you’d expect  (NSFW site )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jessica Alba in a bikini is also what you’d expect [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kendall Jenner is see through again per her usual (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

2017’s first Hot Slut Of The Day is the real hope and change we were promised   [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne spent all day in a bikini and on Snapchat  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Madison Beer in a bikini   [  The Superficial   ]

2017 is coming for Queen Elizabeth  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Izabel Goulart in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson   ]

WATCH: Woman falls off the stage during marriage proposal  [  COED   ]

More Hilary Duff mom bod at the beach  [  Popoholic  ]

30 Things We All Hated In 2016  [  Mandatory  ]

Remember when Hailee Steinfeld wore these pants? I do!  [ IDLY ]

 

  Hilary Duff in a bikini is what you’d expect  (NSFW site )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Jessica Alba in a bikini is also what you’d expect [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Kendall…

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Ashley Greene Got EngagedBy toddDecember 30, 2016
Ashley Greene Got Engaged

 

Ashley Greene is super hot, but if you tilt your head and squint your eyes she looks like Michael Jackson. She also possibly smokes crack. Paul Khoury accepts her flaws. Awww.

“Twilight” star Ashley Greene is engaged to Australian TV personality Paul Khoury. She posted a video of the romantic proposal during a holiday trip to New Zealand earlier in the month. In front of a waterfall, Khoury got down on one knee and popped the question, to which Greene replied a tearful yes.

I hope this Instagram video counts towards John Legend’s stream totals.

 

 

The ring looks like it cursed her hand. Maybe return it and get a new one.

 

 

  Ashley Greene is super hot, but if you tilt your head and squint your eyes she looks like Michael Jackson. She also possibly smokes crack. Paul Khoury accepts her…

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