You Can Play Lindsay In A Porn Parody Of ‘The Canyons’By toddFebruary 26, 2013



Vivid Entertainment is holding open casting calls to find a “Lindsay look alike” to start opposite James Deen in a parody of their movie, The Canyons. You’ll never guess what it’s called. TMZ reports:

It’s the most sought-after role in porn — playing Lindsay Lohan in a “The Canyons” XXX parody — so it’s probably a good thing LiLo didn’t set the acting bar too high … or not at all.

Since she’s already getting paid to have sex, Lindsay probably won’t audition for this, but if you see a chick in line in a black wig named Kindsay Kohan, drop a bag of coke on the ground. Then wait. When the wig falls off when she dives for it, you might be able to get Lindsay’s autograph.

Vivid Entertainment is holding open casting calls to find a “Lindsay look alike” to start opposite James Deen in a parody of their movie, The Canyons. You’ll never guess what…

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So Many Teeth, LinksBy kathyFebruary 26, 2013


Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is Amazing [The Superficial]
Hilary Duff Gets Groovy Hot In Hawaii [Popoholic]
Billie Faiers’ Cleavage Is Nuts [Hollywood Tuna]
Rihanna in a bikini in Hawaii [MyEx]
Liberty Ross Braless in Sheer Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Charlie Sheen Is Giving Lindsay Lohan A Job [Dlisted]
Natalie Portman sexes it up for Miss Dior (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
53 celebrity wardrobe malfunctions [Celebuzz]
LeAnn Rimes wants you to know that she went to the Oscars too [Celebitchy]
Jack Nicholson is still a pimp [COED Magazine]
Just How Old are the Actors Who Play High Schoolers? [College Humor]
Daily Morning Awesomeness [The Chive]
TV Nudity Report: Banshee, Spartacus, Shameless (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez @ 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party [Moe Jackson]
Olivia Wilde holding a bag of dog shit [Celebslam]
JWoww Hosted Dusk Nightclub With Her Sideboobs [The Blemish]
First Photos Of Nicole Kidman As Grace Kelly [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kris Jenner Wants To Make 10% Off Kanye West [Amy Gindhouse]
Britney Spears is a brunette now [Lainey Gossip]
We Saw Your Boobs! The Visual Reference for the Seth MacFarlane Song [Egotastic]
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This? [Popcrush]
A 10-minute documentary about Patton Oswalt [Film Drunk]
Janet Jackson Ties the Knot — A Year Ago [TooFab]
Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer is a legal wiz [Popbytes]
The Onion Called Quvenzhané Wallis A ‘REALLY’ Bad Word [Allie Is Wired]
Playing Catwoman Pays Dividends Unless… [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Joel and Ethan Coen to Rewrite Angelina Jolie‘s Unbroken [ComingSoon]
The Entire Mad Max Trilogy Comes to Blu-ray June 4 [Superhero Hype]
Check Out the New Spider-Man Costume [Crave Online
Jessica Chastain’s Dark Past Surfaces [Hollyscoop]
Jennifer Lawrence Gives Middle Finger at Oscars [Splash News]
Jamie Foxx Hits on Kelly Rowland, Embarrassing Himself + His Daughter at 2013 Oscars [Starcrush]

Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is Amazing [The Superficial] Hilary Duff Gets Groovy Hot In Hawaii [Popoholic] Billie Faiers’ Cleavage Is Nuts [Hollywood Tuna] Rihanna in a bikini in Hawaii [MyEx] Liberty…

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Kim Kardashian Is Having A GirlBy toddFebruary 25, 2013



Of course Kanye West can only produce girls. Us Weekly reports:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively. “They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”

First, can we stop with the “over the moon” shit? What does that even mean? That doesn’t sound like something anyone would be excited about. Secondly, take a pic of Kim Kardashian’s face before her plastic surgery onto a baby then Photoshop Rudy’s hair from The Cosby Show on it. There. I just saved Us Weekly $3M.

Of course Kanye West can only produce girls. Us Weekly reports: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant…

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Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Didn’t Win An AwardBy toddFebruary 25, 2013



Anne Hathaway won for Best Supporting Actress and Best Rehearsed Acceptance Speech last night, but her dress won two hours earlier for Best Nipples. Is that her nipples? It might be just the dress. I don’t know. I’ve never been with a woman 🙁

Anne Hathaway won for Best Supporting Actress and Best Rehearsed Acceptance Speech last night, but her dress won two hours earlier for Best Nipples. Is that her nipples? It might…

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Taylor Swift Just Dared All Her Exes To Write Songs About HerBy toddFebruary 25, 2013



Uh oh. InStyle reports:

“If I’m gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs about me. That’s how it works. I’m not gonna complain about it. I’m not gonna sit there and say, “I’m the only one who can write songs about this relationship. It’s fair game.”

I kinda wish all of her exes would do this, but there’s not a lot of hit songs about missionary.

Uh oh. InStyle reports: “If I’m gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs about me. That’s how it works. I’m not gonna complain about it. I’m not…

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Lindsay’s Lawsuit Against Pitbull Was Laughed Out Of CourtBy toddFebruary 22, 2013



Hey, remember when Pitbull released the song “Give Me Everything”, and it had the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan”? Then remember when Lindsay Lohan sued him saying the song caused her emotional distress and that Pitbull owed her money for using her name? Don’t worry, you don’t have to anymore. TMZ reports:

But today a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull … ruling that Lindsay is dead wrong on the law — because the song is a work of art protected by the 1st amendment PLUS Lindsay’s barely even mentioned in it. The judge also ruled … Lindsay’s allegations that she suffered emotional distress are also BS. The case has been dismissed.

Although the judge was a little liberal with the whole “the song is a work of art thing”, fuck Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think I can stress that enough.

Hey, remember when Pitbull released the song “Give Me Everything”, and it had the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan”? Then remember when Lindsay Lohan sued him…

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