Vivid Entertainment is holding open casting calls to find a “Lindsay look alike” to start opposite James Deen in a parody of their movie, The Canyons. You’ll never guess what it’s called. TMZ reports:
It’s the most sought-after role in porn — playing Lindsay Lohan in a “The Canyons” XXX parody — so it’s probably a good thing LiLo didn’t set the acting bar too high … or not at all.
Since she’s already getting paid to have sex, Lindsay probably won’t audition for this, but if you see a chick in line in a black wig named Kindsay Kohan, drop a bag of coke on the ground. Then wait. When the wig falls off when she dives for it, you might be able to get Lindsay’s autograph.