Stacey Dash Is Running For CongressBy toddFebruary 27, 2018
Stacey Dash Is Running For Congress

 

Former Clueless star and former Fox News person, Stacey Dash, is running for Congress in California. I’m sure this will be met with rational discourse and no hyperbole at all.

The Clueless star filed papers for a U.S. Congressional run with the Federal Election Commission on Monday announcing the formation of a principal campaign committee under the name “Dash to DC.” Stacey Dash is listed as the candidate, running as a Republican for a seat in the House of Representatives representing California’s 44th district. The 44th district is in the South Los Angeles and Los Angeles Harbor areas and includes the cities of Carson, Compton, San Pedro, and Wilmington. The news comes after Dash’s Feb. 9 tweet asking her followers what they thought of her running for political office, as she “mulled the possibilities.”

Man, this is great. A woman of color running for a political office. We need more women of color in politi-oh wait no sorry I just checked Twitter. This woman of color running for political office is bad because apparently all women of color have the exact same political beliefs and Stacey Dash is the only woman of color in America who doesn’t share those beliefs. So glad we caught that! Thanks guys! Please be on the lookout for more women of color running for political office who don’t believe the exact same thing you do. Fuck them. Be sure to tell them to shut up on Twitter a lot.

 

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‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To HelpBy toddFebruary 07, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To Help

 

To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would recognize Emily Ratajkowski without sideboob. To recap, Emily Ratajkowski. My birthday. Sideboob. I feel like I should make a cake reference, but you get it.

 

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  To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would…

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Bella Hadid Had A Wardrobe Malfunction If That’s Still A ThingBy toddJanuary 24, 2018
Bella Hadid Had A Wardrobe Malfunction If That’s Still A Thing

 

Everything in 2018 is horrible, and on that list of “Everything In 2018 Is Horrible” is Bella Hadid Is Considered A Model. She’s not even the hottest Hadid. That said, she was at Paris Fashion Week and walked in the during the Alexandre Vauthier Haute Couture Spring Summer 2018 show and her nipple fell out. Wow, women have boobs and on those boobs are nipples. This would have been a really exciting post in 2004. So pretend it’s 2004 and be amazed.

 

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Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy PerryBy toddApril 11, 2017
Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy Perry

 

Ryan Phillippe got Reese Witherspoon knocked up in her prime. Then he got the hot one from those Pitch Perfect movies knocked up after like two months. So you can understand why he doesn’t want 32-year old Katy Perry on his vagina resume.

I don’t even know where the rumor came from or how it started, but he seems pretty adamant about not dating Katy Perry. As you know, Katy Perry Googles herself a lot so she responded. 

 

Is Katy trying to flirt here? Do we care about this at all? No? Ok, sorry. Ending this post now.

 

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Ariel Winter Is All In With Instagram NowBy toddMarch 30, 2016
 

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I always seem miss the deadline on Ariel Winter stuff, and nothing has changed unfortunately. My bad. But hey, these are the Instagram pics you guys told me about in those emails! Go tell all your friends about it. 


 

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  A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on Mar 29, 2016 at 7:43pm PDT I always seem miss the deadline on Ariel Winter stuff, and nothing has changed unfortunately….

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Angelina Jolie Does ELLEBy toddMay 08, 2014

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Elle, and inside she did an interview where she discussed her kids, Brad Pitt, and pretty much everything about her amazing life and career. You can read the interview if you want, but holy damn, look at this photoshoot. If you don't think she's beautiful, please be real with yourself for your reason why. After that, you can Google Jennifer Aniston to find out she still "could get married any day now!". OMG, how exciting! You go, Jennifer!

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Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 08, 2014
Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, Links

 

Here's Kim Kardashian's thoughts on racism and discrimination  [Dlisted]

Drew Barrymore wishes she had skinnier arms or something  [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga naked for V Magazine (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

MTV dropped Farrah Abraham for being a "bad example"  [The Superficial]

Sylvie Meis should stay in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Emily Blunt looks like this after having a baby [Popoholic]

Madison Murray is so hot [Drunken Stepfather]

Britney Spears' father wants $16K a month from Britney [Celebitchy]

Ellen Page doesn't understand how you could date a man  [Moe Jackson]

The red band trailer for A Million Ways To Die In The West is here  [Film Drunk]

SHAKIRA IN THESE BOOTS  [Celebslam]

Redheads, man. Readheads. [The Chive]

Harry Styles has some dumbass ink [toofab]

 

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Hilary Duff Is At Bus Stop For Some Reason, LinksBy toddJune 12, 2013

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial]

Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic]

Maria Menounos’ Booty Is My Choice [Hollywood Tuna]

Peter Dinklage is 44 [Dlisted]

"She's A True Definition Of Nympho" (NSFW) [MyEx]

Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Prince Harry will kick your ass [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West’s new ‘Yeezus’ album an offensive, non-radio-friendly disaster? [Celebitchy]

Emma Watson vs Claire Julien – ‘Bling Ring’ Special Screening in NYC [Moe Jackson]

Cinema’s 100 greatest compliments [Film Drunk]

Do not speak of Hayden Panettiere's cellulite [Celebslam]

Nintendo promises more Wii games [COED Magazine]

Russell Crowe Got Pooped On During ‘Man of Steel’ [The Blemish]

Amanda Bynes Adds Another Victim To Her Ugly List — Her Dad [Evil Beet Gossip]

Star Wars Episode VII Plot Revealed? Don’t Bet the House Yet [Crave Online]

Kanye West made a video w/ Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban [Popbytes]

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial] Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic] Maria Menounos’ Booty…

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The Trailer For ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’ Is HereBy toddJune 11, 2013

 

All Lord of The Rings movies are just three hours of people walking then fighting, then walking again. The Hobbit was mostly the first movie to show a dinner party in real time then more walking. So to make sure we see more walking, Peter Jackson has made one book into three movies, so here's the trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. I just assume all the action scenes are in the trailer at this point.

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