Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob KardashianBy toddJanuary 06, 2016
Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob Kardashian


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.

Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.

$100K?!  Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about. 


Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud. Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his…

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Ronda Rousey’s Painted Ass, Anyone?By toddJanuary 06, 2016
 

Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint

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The 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue drops next month, but I guess they’re dropping teases and stuff already. If the headline wasn’t clear, this is Ronda Rousey’s ass. I hope that was clear. If it’s not, here’s an Instagram pic of her god awful wrist tats. That being said, I’d hit it. Probably not as hard as Holly Holm, though. I’m very gentle and take my time with a lady whenever she has a spare 10-15 mins.


 

Here it is : kodokan flower on the right, octagon on the left by @Hilmartattoos

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  Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…

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Bella Thorne Is Wrecked & LinksBy toddJanuary 06, 2016



Katie Cassidy probably cut something in the ocean (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Men’s rights activists think their Star Wars boycott worked  [   The Superficial   ]

Michael Bay wants to give away all his money to charity, just not now  [  Dlisted   ]

Best Instagram pics of the Clemson cheerleaders  [  COED  ]

The daughter of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco is topless at the beach (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Armanda Barten   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff shows off the bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Stella Maxwell got naked on Instagram  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Taylor Swift wore this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Tarantino called the Confederate flag the “America swastika”  [  The Blemish  ]

Hey there, Anna Schilling  [  Celebslam  ]

Tom Brady’s diet sounds like death  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

  Even the calendar reads W T F after Tuesday #Wrecked #SoulCycle #NewYearsResolution #TooMuchHolidayFood #NotEnoughExercise #GettingStrongAgain A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jan 5, 2016 at 10:54am PST Katie…

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Bristol Palin Might Have Lied About Her PregnancyBy toddJanuary 05, 2016
 

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete

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Last time he heard from Bristol Palin, she gave birth to her disappointing miracle on December 23rd. OR DID SHE?! Ok, so here’s the deal: Bristol apparently had the kid on 11/4/2015. Apparently it was the result of a one night stand in Vegas on Valentine’s Day (here’s the selfie. The caption was changed from “The night before the worst mistake of my life.” to “#vegas”). Three months later, Bristol was “blindsided” by her engagement to Dakota Meyer being called off. And according to Sarah Palin’s last kid’s Bristol’s first kid’s (Tripp) stepmom, this pic of Tripp supposedly holding Sailor on Christmas Eve was apparently taken weeks before since Tripp was with his dad on Christmas. You can read the whole, detailed story over here (via ONTD). TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina. 

  My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Dec 24, 2015 at 12:27pm PST Last time…

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Alexandra Daddario Says Good AfternoonBy toddJuly 24, 2013

Alexandra Daddario should be in more things that don't cover up in her massive rack, but here she is at a photocall for something called Percy Jackson: Sea Monsters. I think Percy Jackson is Harry Potter's cousin or something. I honestly don't know. But did I mention Alexandra Daddario's rack? I did? What about her eyes? What about how shale is made throught the process of compaction? The fine particles that compose shale can remain suspended in water long after the larger and denser particles of sand have deposited.

Alexandra Daddario should be in more things that don't cover up in her massive rack, but here she is at a photocall for something called Percy Jackson: Sea Monsters. I…

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