Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer SutherlandBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer Sutherland

 

Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind.

“Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that,” Prinze told ABC News. “I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer,” Prinze told ABC News. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

Big words from a dude who spells his name with an “ie” at the end, so you’re probably wondering how anybody could say this about Jack Bauer, but please realize that in real life, Jack Bauer is a sloppy, entitled drunk who everybody hates dealing with more than Charlize Theron.

Sources connected with Freddie tell TMZ … the actor claims Kiefer would regularly show up on set drunk … sitting in his trailer often for hours, as everyone waited. The sources say it messed with the lives of the family of cast and crew. Freddie, we’re told, claims Kiefer was temperamental and got people fired he didn’t like, yet “24” producers consistently cow-towed to him … as one source put it, “All they did was keep rewarding him.”

My mind associates Freddie Prinze, Jr. with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s ass in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of which I saw in person while they were filming down the street from my mom’s beach house in Southport. I don’t know what that has to do with this story, but keep in mind this story is about Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland. Not too many ways to make that type of thing interesting.

  Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind….

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Feminist Icon Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What ‘Feminist’ MeansBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut for lying about her sex tape? Apparently slut-shaming is more vile and disgusting than a slut passes off a porn as a private, leaked sex tape for money. Good times, good times. Now feminists must be kicking themselves in their fake dicks today because the Farrah Abraham flag they picked up like Denzel in Glory has the wrong definition of "feminism" written on it. Oops:

Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?

No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

 

Please keep in mind as you read this, her porn tape was planned with Vivid. She wanted to make a porn, Vivid hired James Deen, and they banged on camera. Immediately afterward, Farrah Abraham made sure she was spotted buying a pregnancy test to insinuate Deen got her pregnant. Walter White has nothing on this bitch. So all of that is just my segue into this: Farrah Abraham claims repeatedly that she's a Christian, and now I'm starting to believe her, because she tells lies to herself much that she actually believes them now.

I've heard you speak about how your sex tape came about, and I don't understand the narrative. Can you expand on it?
Basically, how my sex tape came about is how I live my life. I'm 22, I'm very sexual, I'm single. A boyfriend of mine at the time, which was James [Deen], is in the industry and makes videos all the time, and so I thought it was a comfortable situation to have my only sex video with him. Proved me wrong, obviously, because it was leaking out, and I was starting to have people reach out to me. Maybe he did that because he wanted to promote his film at the time, The Canyons, which was coming out with Lindsay Lohan. So it turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free. So I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.

I wonder if feminists are going to buy Chrissy something from her bridal registry? hahaha jk they don't believe in that. You can't be married to a cat and a man at the same time, that's just stupid. We don't know their cat's name yet, because it's hard to find a gender neutral cat name. They knitted it a sweater with a picture of Margaret Atwood on it to balance out its masculine engergy.

 

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut…

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Jenna Dewan Is Very AttractiveBy toddJune 01, 2012



I barely know who Jenna Dewan is, but I think she was in some movie about how dancing can save a rec center or get you out of the hood or something like that. I don’t know, that seems right. But here she is in LA yesterday, and I have to admit, she’s very attractive. I bet somebody who saw her that day probably said the same thing. “I have to admit, that young lady is very attractive,” that person would go on to say.

I barely know who Jenna Dewan is, but I think she was in some movie about how dancing can save a rec center or get you out of the hood…

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Ashley Greene Does FlareBy toddNovember 07, 2011

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Now that we’ve got Jessica Simpson out of the way, let’s discuss Ashley Greene in the December 2011 issue of Flare. Speaking from the opposite end of the spectrum, she is a woman who I would very much like to hold hands with. Then maybe snuggle on the couch while watching a movie. Then maybe kiss gently. Then maybe bend her over my couch and lick her ass. Then pull her hair from behind and question her about the ownership of her vagina. You know, or something romantic along those lines.

Now that we’ve got Jessica Simpson out of the way, let’s discuss Ashley Greene in the December 2011 issue of Flare. Speaking from the opposite end of the spectrum, she…

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Kristen Bell Is A Great ActressBy toddNovember 07, 2011

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Ironically, I’ve never heard of House Of Lies until this weekend, but as you can see, it stars Kristen Bell. Specifically, Kristen Bell prancing around in her bra and panties. It’s on Showtime, so unless the next scene is her in a threesome with a vampire or preparing a kill room, I don’t understand the context here. But, hey! Look! A chick in her panties! Woo hoo!

Ironically, I’ve never heard of House Of Lies until this weekend, but as you can see, it stars Kristen Bell. Specifically, Kristen Bell prancing around in her bra and panties….

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Avril Lavigne Is A CatchBy jessNovember 07, 2011

Avril Lavigne is known as a courteous, intelligent, kindhearted person, so when she got into a fight with a stranger, it came as a shock to everyone. Except now. TMZ reports:

Brody Jenner was cracked in the head with a bottle trying to break up a fight in Hollywood early this morning — and law enforcement tells TMZ … the fight was between an unknown girl and Brody’s GF, Avril Lavigne. According to our sources, Avril got into a dust-up shortly before 1:00 AM at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. We’re told when Brody tried to intervene … he took a bottle to the head from someone for his troubles. Law enforcement sources tell us hotel security broke up the fight and detained Brody and others involved. Police were called to the hotel and when all was said and done … we’re told the police report listed Brody as the victim of an assault with a deadly weapon. Our sources say Brody was the only one involved who spoke to police — the other combatants (including Avril) had split by the time they arrived. We’re told Brody refused medical attention and went to the hospital on his own.

This story confirms what you already think of Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne almost got her teeth knocked straight by a stranger because she’s a bratty, entitled, instigating little shit. Brody helped her out, so she left him bleeding to deal with cops alone. The only way she could be a better girlfriend would be to kick him in the nuts when he comes home to find her fucking his best friend.

Avril Lavigne is known as a courteous, intelligent, kindhearted person, so when she got into a fight with a stranger, it came as a shock to everyone. Except now. TMZ…

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Hey There, Eva LongoriaBy toddNovember 04, 2011

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Eva Longoria was in Beverly Hills yesterday where I hope she was shopping for panties. Wait, I mean NOT shopping for panties. Damn, that first thing sounded gay, didn’t it?

Eva Longoria was in Beverly Hills yesterday where I hope she was shopping for panties. Wait, I mean NOT shopping for panties. Damn, that first thing sounded gay, didn’t it?

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The Rum Diary Had A PremiereBy jessNovember 04, 2011
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Johnny Depp is the real star of this movie, but he sometimes looks homeless (yet somehow still hot) on red carpets. Amber Heard may be infrequently employed, but she looks like she showers often. Probably with her girlfriend. I’ll leave you with that image. Enjoy your day and know that blue balls is a treatable condition.

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Carmen ElinktraBy jessNovember 03, 2011

Something in Hungarian about a vintage vibrator that looks like a power drill. [Velvet]
Selena Gomez upskirt [Taxidriver Movie]
Kate Gosselin is employed [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson dressed like an ’80s hooker [Drunken Stepfather]
Weston Cage is single. Take a number, ladies [Celebitchy]
Demi Moore cheated on Ashton Kutcher [The Blemish]
Shay Maria is on video [Zoo Today]
20 hottest Heidi Klum photos [Coed Magazine]
If celebrities were homeless [Cityrag]
Lindsay Lohan has support from a one-semi-hit-wonder rapper [Dlisted]
Eva Longoria showed up to something [Moe Jackson]
Kate Beckinsale is still making Underworld movies [I’m Not Obsessed]
A little lower and Sara Jessica Parker almost got it right [Popbytes]
Amanda Seyfried is (more…)

Something in Hungarian about a vintage vibrator that looks like a power drill. [Velvet] Selena Gomez upskirt [Taxidriver Movie] Kate Gosselin is employed [The Superficial] Scarlett Johansson dressed like an…

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Lady Gaga Started An Anti-Bullying FoundationBy jessNovember 03, 2011

She pandered. MTV News reports:

Lady Gaga has always made it her mission to empower her little monsters. On Wednesday (November 2), Mother Monster announced she’s launching the Born This Way Foundation, which aims to further inspire young people. The pop superstar is even getting some help from her very own Mother Monster, Cynthia Germanotta. “My mother and I have initiated a passion project. We call it the Born This Way Foundation,” Gaga said in a statement about the foundation, which takes its name from her hit single and album. “Together we hope to establish a standard of Bravery and Kindness, as well as a community worldwide that protects and nurtures others in the face of bullying and abandonment.”

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She pandered. MTV News reports: Lady Gaga has always made it her mission to empower her little monsters. On Wednesday (November 2), Mother Monster announced she’s launching the Born This…

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