Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child AbuseBy toddJanuary 13, 2017
Robin Thicke Is Being Investigated For Alleged Child Abuse

 

Robin Thicke is currently in a custody battle with his ex-wife, Paula Patton. He’s also being investigated by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services for child abuse of their son. Maybe Alan Thicke knew about this and thought of a way not to testify.

Their six-year-old son Julian reportedly told school officials that Thicke allegedly spanked him more than once. The school then allegedly reported the incident to the DCFS on January 3 and the department opened an investigation. The DCFS has since interviewed Julian and are scheduled to interview Thicke in the afternoon of Thursday, January 12, according to court documents seen by Us Weekly.  Patton then reportedly denied Thicke access to Julian and filed an emergency order asking a judge to restrict the Grammy nominee’s time with his son to monitored daytime visits only. In court documents obtained by Us Weekly, Thicke denies any wrongdoing and maintains: “On a very rare occasion and only as a last resort, I will use light spanking, but it is consistent with the law — open hand on the butt. This is the type of discipline to which Paula and I agreed during our marriage.”

I also will use light spanking, but not in this context. Call me. But if Paula Patton allows her kid to listen to Robin Thicke’s music, then does she really have the right to point any fingers here? Hasn’t thi child suffered enough?

 

#fbf Robin Thicke did bring Emily Ratajkowski into the world, so if he wants to spank his kid, no harm done.

 

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Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer SutherlandBy toddJuly 29, 2014
Freddie Prinze, Jr. Hates Kiefer Sutherland

 

Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind.

“Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face, I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that,” Prinze told ABC News. “I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE for Christ’s sake and it was a crazier job than working with Kiefer,” Prinze told ABC News. “But, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

Big words from a dude who spells his name with an “ie” at the end, so you’re probably wondering how anybody could say this about Jack Bauer, but please realize that in real life, Jack Bauer is a sloppy, entitled drunk who everybody hates dealing with more than Charlize Theron.

Sources connected with Freddie tell TMZ … the actor claims Kiefer would regularly show up on set drunk … sitting in his trailer often for hours, as everyone waited. The sources say it messed with the lives of the family of cast and crew. Freddie, we’re told, claims Kiefer was temperamental and got people fired he didn’t like, yet “24” producers consistently cow-towed to him … as one source put it, “All they did was keep rewarding him.”

My mind associates Freddie Prinze, Jr. with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s ass in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Both of which I saw in person while they were filming down the street from my mom’s beach house in Southport. I don’t know what that has to do with this story, but keep in mind this story is about Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland. Not too many ways to make that type of thing interesting.

  Hey, remember Freddie Prinze, Jr. from that one thing in the 90s. And that other thing? Apparently he has some beef with Kiefer Sutherland. Not the grass fed kind….

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DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This NowBy toddMarch 26, 2014

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)

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Olivia Wilde Is Having A BoyBy toddJanuary 14, 2014

May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports:

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st Annual Golden Globes ended on Sunday, Jan. 12. The 29-year-old beauty dressed her baby bump in an emerald sequined Gucci gown for the star-studded event. "Until about a week ago, I just looked fat!" she told People of selecting a floor-length gown. "I wanted to be like, 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!'"…The mom-to-be's son was quite active that evening. "He was kicking the whole time, going, 'Where are we?!'" said Wilde, who told E! News that she's due on May 4. The once-wed actress also revealed that she loves her new body. "It's great—I've never had boobs before!" joked the Drinking Buddies star.

That's cool, but I wonder what her next 20 kids will be? If I was Jason Sudeikis, I'd put her in a jean skirt and some Keds and do what comes naturally.

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Feminist Icon Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What ‘Feminist’ MeansBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut for lying about her sex tape? Apparently slut-shaming is more vile and disgusting than a slut passes off a porn as a private, leaked sex tape for money. Good times, good times. Now feminists must be kicking themselves in their fake dicks today because the Farrah Abraham flag they picked up like Denzel in Glory has the wrong definition of "feminism" written on it. Oops:

Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?

No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

 

Please keep in mind as you read this, her porn tape was planned with Vivid. She wanted to make a porn, Vivid hired James Deen, and they banged on camera. Immediately afterward, Farrah Abraham made sure she was spotted buying a pregnancy test to insinuate Deen got her pregnant. Walter White has nothing on this bitch. So all of that is just my segue into this: Farrah Abraham claims repeatedly that she's a Christian, and now I'm starting to believe her, because she tells lies to herself much that she actually believes them now.

I've heard you speak about how your sex tape came about, and I don't understand the narrative. Can you expand on it?
Basically, how my sex tape came about is how I live my life. I'm 22, I'm very sexual, I'm single. A boyfriend of mine at the time, which was James [Deen], is in the industry and makes videos all the time, and so I thought it was a comfortable situation to have my only sex video with him. Proved me wrong, obviously, because it was leaking out, and I was starting to have people reach out to me. Maybe he did that because he wanted to promote his film at the time, The Canyons, which was coming out with Lindsay Lohan. So it turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free. So I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.

I wonder if feminists are going to buy Chrissy something from her bridal registry? hahaha jk they don't believe in that. You can't be married to a cat and a man at the same time, that's just stupid. We don't know their cat's name yet, because it's hard to find a gender neutral cat name. They knitted it a sweater with a picture of Margaret Atwood on it to balance out its masculine engergy.

 

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her PornBy toddApril 29, 2013
Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn

 

In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 
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Does God Have A Plan For Tim Tebow?By toddApril 29, 2013

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports:

Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: "We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.

It's pretty hard to understand how a player who can't play quarterback in the NFL is on an NFL roster as a quarterback, but it looks like that experiment is over. If you can't take a job away from Mark Sanchez, then I really don't know what to tell you. All this means is that Tebow gets a headstart to open his megachurch. So don't feel bad for Tebow. He'll be getting a pay raise.

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Jenna Dewan Is Very AttractiveBy toddJune 01, 2012



I barely know who Jenna Dewan is, but I think she was in some movie about how dancing can save a rec center or get you out of the hood or something like that. I don’t know, that seems right. But here she is in LA yesterday, and I have to admit, she’s very attractive. I bet somebody who saw her that day probably said the same thing. “I have to admit, that young lady is very attractive,” that person would go on to say.

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Ashley Greene Does FlareBy toddNovember 07, 2011

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Now that we’ve got Jessica Simpson out of the way, let’s discuss Ashley Greene in the December 2011 issue of Flare. Speaking from the opposite end of the spectrum, she is a woman who I would very much like to hold hands with. Then maybe snuggle on the couch while watching a movie. Then maybe kiss gently. Then maybe bend her over my couch and lick her ass. Then pull her hair from behind and question her about the ownership of her vagina. You know, or something romantic along those lines.

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Kristen Bell Is A Great ActressBy toddNovember 07, 2011

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Ironically, I’ve never heard of House Of Lies until this weekend, but as you can see, it stars Kristen Bell. Specifically, Kristen Bell prancing around in her bra and panties. It’s on Showtime, so unless the next scene is her in a threesome with a vampire or preparing a kill room, I don’t understand the context here. But, hey! Look! A chick in her panties! Woo hoo!

Ironically, I’ve never heard of House Of Lies until this weekend, but as you can see, it stars Kristen Bell. Specifically, Kristen Bell prancing around in her bra and panties….

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