Charlie Sheen Didn’t Pull A Knife On A DentistBy toddOctober 02, 2014
Charlie Sheen Didn’t Pull A Knife On A Dentist

 

This morning we learned that Charlie Sheen apparently went on a tiger blood (crack) fueled rampage at a dentist’s office where he allegedly couldn’t handle his shit and pulled a knife on a dental tech after she gave him nitrous oxide. In theory, all of this sounds completely true and doesn’t need to be investigated further. But, yeah, it didn’t happen.

Charlie Sheen admits he went crazy in a dentist’s chair last week … but insists he was NOT on drugs — he had a horrible reaction to nitrous oxide ... and the technician who is making the allegation is just bitter because she was fired for violating the law. Charlie’s rep, Jeff Ballard, tells TMZ … Charlie was on meds for a shoulder injury and the combo of the Rx he was on along with the nitrous caused the reaction. We’re told Charlie’s arms did flail and he accidentally knocked over the dental instruments on the tray, but that was it. Furthermore … Charlie’s lawyer, Marty Singer, tells TMZ, “The story is being made up by this woman [the dental technician] who was fired on Friday for violating HIPAA by telling her son Charlie was in the office. It got back to Charlie and the dentist fired her.” As we reported … the technician told cops the dentist told her Charlie came at him with a knife and his bodyguard said he was on rock cocaine. But law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the dentist was interviewed Thursday and was clear with cops … the technician was LYING. There was no mention of drugs and NO KNIFE. A law enforcement source familiar with the situation tells TMZ … given that the dentist refutes the technician’s story ... the case will almost certainly be rejected by prosecutors.

Charlie Sheen does more drugs than people who try to sell you power drills at 2am, but we’re lead o believe he just had a bad reaction to nitrous oxide. Nitrous oxide is widely known to make people go crazy and assault those around them. It’s basically just like marijuana.

  This morning we learned that Charlie Sheen apparently went on a tiger blood (crack) fueled rampage at a dentist’s office where he allegedly couldn’t handle his shit and pulled…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Mila Kunis Had Her KidBy toddOctober 02, 2014
Mila Kunis Had Her Kid

 

Now that I think about it, I can’t really remember a time when Mila Kunis hasn’t been pregnant? She’s been pregnant for like three years, right? It seems like three years. Like super pregnant. Anyway, she’s not pregnant anymore.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just wrapped up their newest production — in diapers –– Mila has given birth to a baby girl TMZ has learned. Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai –– the hospital of choice for many celebrities. We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room. They came by themselves — no entourage, no family. Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year.

Cool. Another precious life on Earth. It won’t be hard to pick her out of 7 billion precious lives already here later on, because her parents are famous and decided to have unprotected sex and have a baby in a country where water magically appears on shelves and missiles won’t her on her way to school. She also won’t have to fight kangaroos. I don’t know about that last one. Not really sure what goes down in Australia. Congrats to the happy couple!

  Now that I think about it, I can’t really remember a time when Mila Kunis hasn’t been pregnant? She’s been pregnant for like three years, right? It seems like…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Emily Ratajkowski Did CosmoBy toddOctober 01, 2014
Emily Ratajkowski Did Cosmo

 

Cosmopolitan has been raging a war against women for as long as I can remember, but instead of denying them birth control or equal rights, they turn women into overthinking balls of neurosis with each quiz and “50 Ways To Blow His Mind In Bed” lists (Ladies: You only have to do one thing, two things maybe if it’s my birthday). That being said, Emily Ratajkowski is on the cover because she went from being in a video about hypersexualized women to a movie about a woman who faked her own disappearance to frame her husband for her murder (Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert!).  These ends of the spectrum have apparently met somewhere in the middle, and now she’s a breakout star who is “here to stay”. Man, that’s a really empowering story. They should dress her up so her rack is hanging out so they can a way to visually convey they just pissed all over their own message. Kudos.

  Cosmopolitan has been raging a war against women for as long as I can remember, but instead of denying them birth control or equal rights, they turn women into…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Miranda Kerr Is At Paris Fashion Week Wearing ThisBy toddOctober 01, 2014

 

October is the start of Basic Bitch Month, so if you’re tired if seeing chicks in scarves and leggings and Uggs today posting on Facebook about how they’ve narrowed down their Halloween costume idea list they started in August, go ahead and look at these pictures of Miranda Kerr at Paris Fashion Week. It doesn’t look like she’s thinking about candles or getting salad dressing on the side, so that’s a plus.

  October is the start of Basic Bitch Month, so if you’re tired if seeing chicks in scarves and leggings and Uggs today posting on Facebook about how they’ve narrowed…

Related Posts:

Tags: