Practice Safe SmooshBy jessNovember 21, 2010
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Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again.

Let’s have a toast:

Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again….

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I Ain’t Sayin’ She A GolddiggerBy jessNovember 20, 2010
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Oksana Grigorieva
is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports:

Oksana Grigorieva wanted to disavow her $15 million settlement with Mel Gibson because she felt Mel would pay a lot more to avoid the bad publicity … this, according to an email obtained by TMZ.

The email — sent on June 2, 2010 from Oksana to Eric George, the lawyer who negotiated her $15 million mediation package — is riddled with buyer’s remorse, complaining that George never told her about a domestic violence claim, which could have upped the ante.

Underscoring how important the tapes were during the mediation, Oksana says, “Forget about the tapes for the moment. This is the case of domestic violence.” The point — no one raised the issue of domestic violence during the mediation — it was about the tapes.

Oksana explains to George her relationship with Mel ended “because of Mels (sic) domestic violence, the only reason and the fact, with proof, and I run away to save my children.”

I would go into detail on just how fucked up this all is, but it was my birthday last night and I’m still recovering, so I’ll just say this: If Oksana really wants a lucrative case, Chris Brown is single. Hopefully this time he can finish the job.

To make up for having trollish unfit mothers as the banner photos twice in a row, here’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. Because she seems like a good mom, especially in photo 6.

Oksana Grigorieva is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports: Oksana Grigorieva wanted to…

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Sophie Turner Is No Longer UpsetBy toddNovember 19, 2010

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My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow talk, baby.

Oh, btw. Sophie Turner-Todd was someplace doing something in this dress:

My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow…

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Angelina Pivarnick Is An Amazing Vocal TalentBy toddNovember 19, 2010

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Who in the hell knows why or how, but Jersey Shore’s Angelina has a rap song called I’m Hot. However bad you think it might be, however deep you think you’re gonna have to drive those scissors, however fast you think you’re gonna run through that plate glass, trust me. You’re underestimating.

Note: Jess has the lyrics of this song airbrushed on the hood of her IROC.

If anybody can do a mashup of The Audio Apocalypse and Teen Witch, I will post it on the site and pay you $100,000 on February 30, 2010:

Who in the hell knows why or how, but Jersey Shore’s Angelina has a rap song called I’m Hot. However bad you think it might be, however deep you think…

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