If you were worried you’d suffer in silence through a ridiculously long Justice League becauseZack Snyder is out here thinking he’s Peter Jackson, sorry. Shit’s gonna be long.
IMDb has listed Justice League‘s runtime as 170 minutes or 2 hours 50 minutes. That’s a good 20 minutes longer than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice‘s theatrical cut which came in at a little more than two-and-a-half hours.
Zack Snyder claims this is just the “first cut” and The Wrap seems pretty confident it’s not since their “individual with close knowledge of the project” told them, The Watchmen was 163 minutes and Batman vs Superman was 151 and they had to add 30 mins to the “Ultimate Cut” for the movie to kinda make sense. So yeah, Justice League probably won’t be 170 minutes. It’ll be like 165 minutes. 45 minutes of that will be Snyder’s usual slo mo bukkakke and 50 minutes will probably the theater blowing on the cartridge because the video game is skipping.
The cast (minus Gal Gadot) showed up at CinemaCon. They look like they each got a different dress code in their invites.
Scarlett Johansson is a far left liberal and far left liberals hate her now, but loved her back in January. Much like with their genders, the far left’s acceptance tends to be fluid (haha nailed it!). She’s was in NYC last night promoting the movie white people in NYC will boycott, because they think will help solve racism or whatever they read on Slate. She wore this dress.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m talking about that super short lady with the weird head and kinda big ass? I have things to do. Like says she maybe should have stayed inside the gym until the cameras left, because damn. She also should think about staying inside until the sun goes down, because I can’t imagine a scenario where her skin and the sun get along.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m…
A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise is the dude from Hemlock Grove, so none of this seems particularly scary or whatever. Why they make his head so big? It also has the kid, Finn Wolfhard, from Stranger Things in it. “Finn Wolfard” is a badass name. The kid doesn’t seem to be. But clowns in the sewer or whatever? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. I like sleeping at night. Be gone.
A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise…
Alexandra Daddario was my favorite thing about True Detective and she’s my favorite thing about whatever she’s in. I even sat through that dumbass Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. She’s now my favorite thing about magazines published for a Mexican audience as in GQ Mexico. I don’t know any more.
Vogue just announced Nicki Minaj signed a big modeling contract. I assume she’ll only be photographed from the waist up.
As a singer, songwriter, actress, and hip-hop queen, Nicki Minaj has spent her career juggling a multitude of roles, and her latest move brings her into yet another creative sphere—modeling. Signing to Wilhelmina’s celebrity division, Minaj becomes the latest star to add professional posing to her repertoire.
How did Nicki Minaj score a modeling contract? The same way Kendall Jenner did.
With 77 million followers on Instagram, household name status, and a larger-than-life persona, Minaj has plenty to offer the fashion world.
So ladies, up your Instagram game and you too could become a model. Not sure how that would translate into a “rap” career and a video with Gucci Mane. Stay positive. The world is oyster if you have a lot of Instagram followers.
Since Selena Gomez has better things to do besides be up Orlando Bloom’s ass every waking moment, Katy Perry filled in nicely by following him to amfAR’s 23rd Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night in France.
Jesus, she even wore a Quinceanera dress to trick Orlando into thinking she was Selena. These pictures don’t show us if she was wearing soccer shoes or not. She’s a month away from Instagramming J Iron Word quotes.
Two months ago, Rose McGowan got fired by her agent (NSFW) because Adam Sandler wanted to see her titties. She didn’t like that. So yesterday, she released the video for her debut single, “RM486”, where pretty much anybody with an Internet connection can see her titties for roughly four minutes. But it’s totally fine because it’s artistic. You can check it out below. This is Rose McGowan we’re talking about, so just assume it’s NSFW.