Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal…

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Gwen Stefani Is PregnantBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*

 

*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)

 

The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?

 

 

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal that…

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George Clooney Pulled Out At The Right TimeBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

 

If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

  If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

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Guess What Happened NextBy toddApril 03, 2009
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You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her tits will be bouncing up and down on the black guy in the horse mask. Besides, you've seen Lindsay's tits a million times already (here, here, here, here, here, here), so what's the big deal? At this point, the only way you could see more of Lindsay Lohan's tits is if she turned them inside out.

You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her…

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Good Morning, 1997By toddApril 03, 2009

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I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve years ago, then it’s magical world of lust and wonder awaits you. Specifically, Mel B of the Spice Girls and 1997 Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco (5’3″, 34D – yes, please) await you, but who am I to judge? Go live your dream, sir. Go live your dream.

I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve…

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The Lohans Are On Top of The WorldBy toddApril 02, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan has been dropping weight like an amputee lately, and for some reason, people think it’s not due to proper diet and exercise. Gee, I wonder what it could be? People reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s svelte figure is not the result of healthy eating and exercise, but instead due to her downing Red Bull, smoking cigarettes and eating candy, comes a new report claiming the actress, 22, is on a liquid diet that consists of drinking at least three Red Bull energy drinks a day. But Lohan’s rep is slamming such rumors, telling PEOPLE exclusively: “Lindsay has always enjoyed a Red Bull, but she eats. Everybody needs to mind their own business and stop worrying about what Lindsay eats or doesn’t eat.”

Of course Lindsay will get through this, because her mom, Dina Lohan, isn’t enabling at all. She’s a tough but fair matriarch who always puts discipline and wisdom at the forefront of her child’s lives. Oh, wait.

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25,..”Do you know who I am?” Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age. “You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.

Lindsay and Ali have a 12 year old brother, Cody, so we don’t have that much time. Somebody needs to hurry up and parachute him into a island prison colony or throw him in a bear cave, because anything would be better than being raised by this insane bitch.

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Jessica Biel is Getting NakedBy toddApril 02, 2009

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Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper. Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but what kind of fuckin strip club is in this movie? Jessica Biel doesn’t even have a C-section scar. This shit looks like Cirque De Soleil. This doesn’t look like any strip cub I’ve ever been to. Instead of acrobatic moves and a fabric hammock, the Ukrainian stripper who jacked me off in a private room last week only had cold sores and bored indifference.

Jessica Biel’s long awaited topless scenes in her new movie Powder Blue have been confirmed, so here is some behind the scenes video of her learning to be a stripper….

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Christian Slater Was In ThisBy toddApril 02, 2009
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Tamara Mellon broke up with Christian Slater last month, and as you can see in these pictures of her in St. Barths, she’s completely devastated. And why wouldn’t she be? Christian Slater is an A-list celebrity with Hollywood at his feet, she’s just the founder of some lady shoe company called Jimmy Choo. Jimmy Choo! Man, what a stupid name for a shoe! Who the hell is gonna buy that?! LMAO!! What’s next, you gonna tell me that dinosaurs really existed and those aliens didn’t abduct me because I was special? Hahaha, c’mon. Get real, buddy!

Tamara Mellon broke up with Christian Slater last month, and as you can see in these pictures of her in St. Barths, she’s completely devastated. And why wouldn’t she be?…
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