I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better than the time she dressed up like the lady Charles Manson had killed, but this looks like a methadone clinic decided to have a Halloween party last minute.
Each time you get offended by a Halloween costume, a white person secretly votes for Trump, so good thing Taylor Swift and her squad spent Halloween like they spend their lives: being as bland and boring as possible. Unless there’s a think piece about the black girl with rollers in her hair, this is pretty much the least “offensive thing” I’ve seen this year. The only one who should really bee offended is Martha Hunt, since Taylor called her “Martha Brady” instead of “Marcia Brady”.
Miley Cyrus is having orgies now [ The Superficial ]
Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ]
A moment with Allie Silva [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Leona Lewis said screw the bra (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Rita Ora wore this [ The Nip Slip ]
Katherine Heigl changed on set, has a weird ass [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Kate Hudson keeps the booty poppin [ Popoholic ]
Lady Gaga‘s bare ass in AHS [ Egotastic ]
Natasha Barnard in lingerie [ Celebslam ]
Lea Michele called her ass a “showstopper” [ The Blemish ]
Rumors of Katy Perry and Riff Raff dating hit earlier this week, and like most of the world who knows or cares who those people are, I thought it was a joke between friends. Except they actually went on a date once and this post is really needed to fill up space because today is boring. Look, I'm always honest with you. Don't make me regret telling you that.
Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.
"Guurrll, like, it was so scary. I almost died, because I was all like, 'I can't with this right now.'"
Zac Efron hasn't had the best year so far, and it looks like he's doing more dumb shit. Specifically, going to LA's Skid Row for some reason (drugs) and getting curb stomped by a homeless guy.
Zac Efron mysteriously ended up in a very bad area of downtown L.A. just after midnight Sunday … and ended up getting violently socked in the mouth by a sketchy transient … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with at least 3 other people. After breaking up the fight, cops questioned Zac. He told them they had run out of gas and were sitting in the car. Zac said while waiting for a tow truck they threw a bottle out the window — he never said what was in the bottle — and it smashed on the pavement near a group of transients. Zac said the transients confronted him and the bodyguard because they believed the pair hurled the bottle at them. Zac says 2 of the transients attacked the bodyguard and when Zac got out of the car to help, he got cold cocked in the mouth. Zac said, "It was the hardest I've ever been hit in my life."
You'll recall … Zac mysteriously broke his jaw in November, saying he slipped on a pool of water in his home. Zac was in rehab twice last year for cocaine abuse. The area where this occurred is rough. Cops are on high alert for drug deals and gangs. One source says Zac was "obviously intoxicated." Law enforcement tells TMZ … no one was arrested because they viewed it as "mutual combat."
Everything about this story seems weird, but all of my LA storie seem weird too, so who am I to judge? But, I'd like to make it clear that I've never been beaten up by a homeless person before no matter what you've heard. Wait, you said that? She did? What else did she say? Be specific.
Getting on the cover of Vogue was sure to make Kim Kardashian and Kanye West humble and appreciative of the consideration given to them hahaha just kidding. But here they are in their post-Vogue world where Kanye is apparently the survivor of a nuclear holocaust. On the other hand, not gonna lie, Kim looks pretty damn good here. Sorry. I'm really happy today. Comedy doesn't really work well with happiness believe it or not.
Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)