So Mila Kunis Bounced Back QuickBy toddFebruary 03, 2015

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup for the Jupiter Ascending premiere last night. These pictures are probably why Ashton Kutcher will get her pregnant again. Women and their wily tricks! Also, I have a friend at Sundance who said mostly everybody walked out of the screening, because Robert Redford didn’t have the necessary insurance if people died of laughter from watching Channing Tatum in a mesh tank top and eyeliner.

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup…

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Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” VideoBy toddFebruary 03, 2015
Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” Video

 

Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last night. I hope Paul McCartney wins and this video looks great so far, but I think Missy Elliot is a lock for Best New Artist.

 

 

  Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last…

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AshleyInLA Says World Peace, LinksBy toddFebruary 02, 2015

Maybe Josie Cunningham shouldn’t get drunk in public  (VERY NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Even Waffle House doesn’t make Kanye West happy Dlisted

Bar Refaeli loves her boobs more than you  Celebslam

Miss any of the Super Bowl commercials? Well, here you go  The Superficial

Scarlett Johansson has a new lesbian haircut  Hollywood Tuna

Luci Ford won the Super Bowl  Drunken Stepfather

Nicole Meyer’s bikini will melt your eyeballs  Popoholic

Be a cool kid and check out Ashley’s site. Buy her a gift. AshleyInLA

Maybe Josie Cunningham shouldn’t get drunk in public  (VERY NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Even Waffle House doesn’t make Kanye West happy Dlisted Bar Refaeli loves her boobs more than you …

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I Guess Jessica Biel Is PregnantBy toddFebruary 02, 2015
I Guess Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

 

I guess we kinda already knew Jessica Biel was pregnant, but Justin Timberlake removed any doubt about it when he posted this pic on Instagram this weekend. I mean, unless this isn’t Jessica Biel and he was using a stand in. Maybe it’s Lance Bass. We really don’t know for sure. Britney Spears might photoshop her head in later.

  I guess we kinda already knew Jessica Biel was pregnant, but Justin Timberlake removed any doubt about it when he posted this pic on Instagram this weekend. I mean,…

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The More You KnowBy toddFebruary 02, 2015

Christ. Like I don’t even know where to start. As expected, Katy Perry had no business performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. I was just a bunch of bright, shiny things to distract you from the fact that lip-synching chick with the weave is a mediocre talent with a big rack who sells a lot of albums because America is mostly dumb. Lenny Kravitz was probably on beach right at dawn scrubbing his soul with a rock, but at least Katy Perry was just an opening act for Missy Elliot. I would say the halftime show was as depressing as the commercials, but you can’t really compete with amputees and dead kids if you’re trying to depress someone. I was seriously waiting for a Wendy’s commercial where they shot a puppy in the head and euthanized a homeless man to promote their new Frosty campaign.

 

Check out the whole performance after the jump. I like the part where Katy Perry tries to learn Missy Elliot’s dance routine on the stage.

 

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Christ. Like I don’t even know where to start. As expected, Katy Perry had no business performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. I was just a bunch of bright,…

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A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie YesterdayBy toddJanuary 30, 2015
A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie Yesterday

 

This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously.

“Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film, Silence, is in pre-production. An existing structure on the CMPC backlot had been deemed unsafe by the production, and accordingly a 3rd-party contractor was hired to reinforce and make it safe prior to any production-related work commencing in this building. Sadly, during this process, the ceiling collapsed, resulting in the death of one of the contractor’s employees and injuries to two others. Everyone is in shock and sorrow and expresses their deepest concern and sympathy to the families of the individual who died and those who were injured.”

This movie still hasn’t killed more people than Chris Kyle, so it’s going to be a while before it’s labeled a hero. Give it time, my friends. Also, you might want to skip visiting a movie set this week.

  This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously. “Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film,…

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Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The MirrorBy toddJanuary 29, 2015
Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The Mirror

Kim Kardashian is still living under the delusion that she’s not a bell and a picket fence away from being a menu item at Farm Burger that was fattened and finished on sweet grass and narcissism, so here’s another bathroom selfie because she can’t pass a mirror without being completely entranced by her own psychosis. That felt like a run on sentence. Anyway, check the mirror in the back. Did Khloe kick in? Is this bathroom haunted? Who can say? It’s pretty weird that every inanimate object in a selfie with this ho can bend space and time.

Kim Kardashian is still living under the delusion that she’s not a bell and a picket fence away from being a menu item at Farm Burger that was fattened and…

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Nina Agdal Is Better In A BikiniBy toddJanuary 29, 2015

Sorry to make you sit through Kendall Jenner bikini pics, so here’s Nina Agdal in some bikinis. I hope that helps. We can also hug if that helps. Maybe a nice dinner, some intellectual conversation, and if you want, you can show me some pictures of your dog in the snow. Haha, I’m kidding. Wanna come over after the bars close and watch some Netflix?

 

Sorry to make you sit through Kendall Jenner bikini pics, so here’s Nina Agdal in some bikinis. I hope that helps. We can also hug if that helps. Maybe a…

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Kendall Jenner Is Modeling Bikinis NowBy toddJanuary 29, 2015

Obviously, Kendall Jenner workout routine is “being 19”, so I can’t wait to see them dim lighting she uses for shoots when she’s 26, but at least she’s not showing nipples this time. Can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing. You know what’s a good thing though? Vaccines and breakfast burritos. Just doing my best to keep you guys informed.

Obviously, Kendall Jenner workout routine is “being 19”, so I can’t wait to see them dim lighting she uses for shoots when she’s 26, but at least she’s not showing…

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Skylyn Mickler Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJanuary 29, 2015

Micaela Schaefer got completely naked at an Audi party (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Chelsea Handler is topless again  Dlisted

Reese Witherspoon is offensive  Celebslam

GOOD LAWD  The Superficial

Porn stars predict the Super Bowl  Hollywood Tuna

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini  Drunken Stepfather

Selena Gomez is hitchhiking  Popoholic

Micaela Schaefer got completely naked at an Audi party (NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Chelsea Handler is topless again  Dlisted Reese Witherspoon is offensive  Celebslam GOOD LAWD  The Superficial Porn stars…

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