Usually we can count on Katy Perry to have her rack hanging out if she showed up at a children's burn ward, but since she was going to place full of politicians and bloggers who really wanted to see her tits, she wore this dress. Is she on some kind of terrorist watch list now? To be honest, I don't think she loves this country. Why is she dresseed like this? Is she Muslim? What's really going on here?
The Radio Disney Music Awards were this weekend, and if history has taught us anything, at least one of these chicks will rescued by Liam Neeson from a basement with a camera and a tarp on the floor.
Amanda Bynes' has a special kind of psychosis in that she has she believes she's hot, but also believes every picture taken of her is bad. She believes she has a hot body while tweeting that she's fat. She thinks there's a magazine conspiracy to only post unattractive pictures of her, but calls people who work for magazines "ugly" without ever seeing them. Long story short, she's batshit. She goes to the gym because she thinks she's fat, but ends up just taking selfies. She's also wearing sweatpants. C'mon, you don't wear sweatpants to a gym. You only wear sweatpants if you're getting a lapdance.
In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:
Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled: "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."
Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!
To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports:
Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: "We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.
It's pretty hard to understand how a player who can't play quarterback in the NFL is on an NFL roster as a quarterback, but it looks like that experiment is over. If you can't take a job away from Mark Sanchez, then I really don't know what to tell you. All this means is that Tebow gets a headstart to open his megachurch. So don't feel bad for Tebow. He'll be getting a pay raise.
Lindsay Lohan's See Through Blouse (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now [The Superficial]
It’s A Mega Drool-Inducing Julianne Hough And Nina Dobrev Bikini Team-Up! [Popoholic]
Kendall Jenner's Ass In A Bikini [MyEx]
Ashley Tisdale Works It Good! [Hollywood Tuna]
The $17 Million Rhode Island Mansion That Dozens Of Break-Up Songs Bought [Dlisted]
TIP: Don't bang your husband's best friend the night before your wedding (NSFW) [MyEx]
Need To Take Your Own Breathalyzer? There's A App For That [UDrunkBro]
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart are dating [Lainey Gossip]
Benedict Cumberbatch on wanting to be a dad, loving England & being ‘middle class’ [Celebitchy]
Sunnery James Proudly Hit Up Miami Beach With Doutzen Kroes [Moe Jackson]
Is Big Wedding terrible or a brilliant satire? [Film Drunk]
Nicole Scherzinger is bouncy [Celebslam]
The OKC Thunder cheerleaders look just fine [COED Magazine]
It’s a Sneak Peek of ‘Arrested Development’ [The Blemish]
So, Nicki Minaj Is An Actress Now? [Evil Beet Gossip]
It’s Official: Jets Fans Say Jets Suck [Crave Online]
Jennifer Aniston refuses to sign a prenup agreement [Popbytes]
Depending on what you read, Miley Cyrus is either happily engaged to Liam Hemsworth and they have decided to postpone the weddng, or they are completely done and Miley is still wearing her engagement ring while Liam bangs randoms. But since Snoop Lion is high all the time, he is able to understand truths that most of us can't because he and Miley just recorded a track together. Daily Mail reports:
But Miley's decision to once again wear her ring is sure to confirm fans, following Snoop Lion's revelation that the singer and her Hunger Games actor beau had ended their romance. He said in an interview: 'I can’t speak for her, ya know what I’m saying, but I know that she has a relationship that no longer exists.'I know she’s probably in a transformation change with her life, her music and her career.'
Man, I'm glad that's been settled. I can't tell you how many nights I've stayed up wondering if two, rich, attractive white people were happy and in love. Hopefully they'll be able to find happiness because the whole world is rooting for them. I mean, just the outpouring of love and prayers for these from the people in Boston alone should let us all know that we should never give up on love.
Kris Humphries is in a rush to have kids. The New York Daily News reports:
Kim Kardashian has only been married for a little over a month, but husband Kris Humphries is already planning to start their family. In a new clip from E!’s two-night wedding special,”Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,” the New Jersey Nets player, 26, is seen urging his new wife to start settling down and having babies after they tie the knot. “Maybe you should just move to Minnesota with me,” Humphries says to Kardashian. “We could move into my little place on the lake, we could just start popping out babies.”
Of course Kris Humphries wants to breed as soon as he can. Based on his fivehead, other than he and Rihanna, I’m pretty sure his species is extinct.
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While Christina Hendricks decided to go out dressed as a funeral director who has recently come back from the dead, Miranda Kerr is naked in the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar. As you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that she had a baby in January. In other news, I heard that Christina Hendricks eats babies. Paula Deen supposedly has a recipe. Fat bitches love her.
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I assume she lost a bet or got dared, because Christina Hendricks showed up to the Club Tacori 2011 event in West Hollywood in all black without her massive rack hanging out forcing people to look at her face. C’mon, man. Nobody wants to see that.