Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.
Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.
Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.
It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”
I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.
This is how Chanelle Hayes gets a tan (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
They killed Jesus. Big mistake! [ The Superficial ]
Christina Milan did Maxim (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Reality stars. They’re just like us. They use a lot of filters [ Reality Tea ]
Kate Brock. Holy shit. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Adele wants you to suck her dick [ Dlisted ]
Ariel Winter has some big ass panties [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Meet Brittany Gonzales [ Moe Jackson ]
No fatties allowed at this Japanese naked restaurant [ The Blemish ]
Charlotte McKinney should wear this everyday [ Popoholic ]
This actress wants an Asian woman to play James Bond [ Cele|bitchy ]
Can you recognize the kitchens from these TV shows? [ Mandatory ]
Well, fuck. It’s been a horrific 48 hours for the people of Orlando, because of the two things America holds most dear: guns and religion (religion’s always a close 2nd). So if you don’t want to read Bernie Sanders calling out Islamophobia while voting against background checks, and if you don’t want to read the GOP offering “thoughts and prayers” to the victims they’d be attempting marginalize if they were alive, and if you don’t want to read Trump supporters rejoice that the shooter wasn’t one of them even though he shot up a gay club on Latin night, here’s the Weekend Dump with a lot of pictures of butts. Let’s all cling to that instead.
The Pulse shooter has been identified as Omar Mateen. Mateen was a 29-year old man born in Florida who believed the other invisible man in sky who wants his followers to kill gays with guns instead of legislation. Religion strikes again.
Christina Grimmie, a 2014 contestant on The Voice, was shot and killed while signing autographs after her show with the band Before You Exit last night in Orlando.
Singer Christina Grimmie has died at 22 years old...”It is with a heavy heart that we can confirm that Christina has passed and went home to be with the Lord,” her publicist tells E! News. “She was shot at her show in Orlando and, unfortunately, didn’t survive the gun shot wounds. We ask at this time that you respect the privacy of her family and friends in their time of mourning. If you’d like to give back to Christina’s family in her memory, please consider donating to the families GoFundMe page in their time of need.”
Here’s how it went down. What the actual fuck.
Members of the band Before You Exit were signing autographs after a concert at Orlando’s Plaza Live when a male suspect shot Grimmie…”Detectives were told the suspect, who is not being identified at this time, walked toward Christina and shot her. Christina’s brother immediately tackled the suspect stopping him from causing any more harm to Christina and her fans. During the struggle, the suspect shot himself. The suspect was pronounced dead at the scene.”
I won’t pretend that I knew who Christina Grimmie before this, but this has already turned into the usual shit show gun debate instead of wondering why a man who would walk up a shoot a defenseless woman signing autographs was allowed to have a gun in the first place. If he could have “easily used a knife”, I assume he would have used the knife he was carrying. But why use that, when something designed to do the job better exists? Either way, it’s probably better if we just keep talking over each other. That always seems to work.
Justin Bieber got his ass kicked in Cleveland [ Dlisted ]
Lindsay Lohan is still getting out of cars like this (NSFW site) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Ariel Winter‘s ass is in a movie [ The Superficial ]
A moment with Alexis Ren [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Rita Ora in a bikini [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Hilary Duff’s rack can’t be contained [ Popoholic ]
12 directors whose soundtracks are always on point [ Mandatory ]
Lucy Hale makes a coffee run [ Moe Jackson ]
Jude Law turned down Superman because the suit was lame [ The Blemish ]
#fbf Emily Sears
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Since her relationship with her agent is basically over, Britney Spears is on the prowl for new meat. No, not the kind that’s flame-broiled her way. NYDN reports:
We’re told that the last time Brit wanted some male delivered, she picked up some modeling agency catalogues and started flipping through the pictures. According to our sources, she took a liking to one strapping Ford man named Bekim Trenova. Using back channels, Spears’ minions are said to have invited the 24-year-old hunk to “audition” for a music video in L.A. “When he got there, there was no camera crew,” contends a source. “There was just Britney. She was looking sexy. She made it pretty clear that she was less interested in hiring him than in dating him.” Trenova had recently broken up with Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. But according to our source, “Bekim found the whole scene very weird. He was polite but not interested. He made some excuse to get out of there.” Her rep insists the story is “completely false. She doesn’t know this guy.” A coy Trenova laughs: “I have no comment.”
Man, that Bekim Trenova guy sure has a lot of will power. It’s not everyday you get tempted by a mentally unstable overweight single mother of two. It’s like he was being tempted by the devil himself!!