Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty AwardsBy toddNovember 30, 2017
Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty Awards

 

Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think I’d want to accept an award based on my beauty with the word “OK” on it. I’m very fragile. Unlike this dress holding up her massive breasts. How was this dress made? With a magic spell? It might have been made in Libya. Lots of bad stuff going on there right now.

 

  Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think…

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NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This MorningBy toddNovember 29, 2017
NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This Morning

 

Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that shit.

 

Apparently,  Lauer sexually assaulted an NBC staffer during the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. Per Page Six:

An NBC insider said Lauer’s alleged victim complained to HR on Monday: “This happened so quickly. She didn’t go to the media, she made a complaint to NBC’s human resources, and her evidence was so compelling that Matt was fired on Tuesday night. The victim says she has evidence that this has also happened to other women, but so far we don’t have evidence of that.”

Like, how hard is it to keep your damn hands to yourself? Honestly? If you’re not dating a chick or if she’s never been cool with you grabbing her ass before then, don’t grab it. It’s really not that difficult. Go home and jerk off like the rest of us. I’ll wait to fully congratulate NBC, because they still might hire Al Franken as Lauer’s replacement.

 

  Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that…

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Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’By toddSeptember 14, 2017
Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’

 

I honestly didn’t know Blake Griffin and Kendall Jenner were a thing, but Kris Jenner is her mom and Blake Griffin is in the NBA so it makes sense. Kendall isn’t like the other chicks in her family and does things her own way, so I guess that’s why she’s dating a NBA player who isn’t all the way black. Per TMZ:

Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin just took a major step in their dating life — ’cause nothing says “we’re together” like dinner and a movie … and a 2,475 mile trip. The rumored couple was spotted grabbing a bite Monday night in NYC at Carbone, and then catching the new horror flick “It” afterward. Speaking of flying, Blake clearly jetted off to New York to be with Kendall … who’s walking runways for Fashion Week (Todd’s note: LOL). They’d been seen hanging in L.A. (with pals) prior to this.

Sounds sweet. I wonder while they were in the movie if the irony was lost on Blake Griffin that he was watching a movie about an overexposed clown. If this was Kylie, I could have made “float” joke, but Blake doesn’t want me to succeed.

 

  I honestly didn’t know Blake Griffin and Kendall Jenner were a thing, but Kris Jenner is her mom and Blake Griffin is in the NBA so it makes sense….

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Katy Perry Googles ‘Katy Perry Hot’ A LotBy toddApril 06, 2017
Katy Perry Googles ‘Katy Perry Hot’ A Lot

 

Katy Perry posted some unattractive pics on Instagram yesterday (this and this), then Googled “Katy Perry hot” to make herself feel better. See the results below!

 

was feeling insecure about my last two posts so

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on

 

Google’s algorithm returned a result from 10 years ago for “Katy Perry hot”, so you know they really have it figured out over there. Very advanced code. Hats off to them.

 

  Katy Perry posted some unattractive pics on Instagram yesterday (this and this), then Googled “Katy Perry hot” to make herself feel better. See the results below!   was feeling…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again & LinksBy toddMarch 20, 2017

La Sirena

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on

 

Abbey Clancy is see through  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Drake admitted to drunk texting Jennifer Lopez in a song   [  Dlisted  ]

Trump tried to force One Direction to meet his Ivanka  [  The Superficial   ]

Not sure what Arianny Celeste is doing here   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Jennifer Lopez is still all ass  [  Popoholic  ]

Good lord, Rachel Cook   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Christine Millian‘s cameltoe is severe   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Elle Fanning suffered a wardrobe malfunction  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Amy Schumer remains annoying  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Emily Rajakowski  [  IDLY ]

La Sirena A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Mar 19, 2017 at 1:11pm PDT   Abbey Clancy is see through  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Drake admitted to…

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Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Justin Bieber Punched A Fan In The FaceBy toddNovember 23, 2016
Justin Bieber Punched A Fan In The Face

 

Spain is one of the countries that Justin Bieber is still allowed to enter, so he was in Barcelona when some dude touched Justin Bieber. Just not the way he envisioned it on his vision board.

The Biebs was in Barcelona, driving to perform Tuesday night, when a guy ran up to the car and stuck his hand in the window to touch him. Bieber responded with a quick jab to the face. The guy ended up a bloody mess as he and his friends reacted in shock.

I give Bieber a lot of shit, because everyone should and its fun, but I’m not entirely sure why Barcelona dude’s friends “reacted in shock”. Bieber ain’t the Pope. You can try to touch him, but you won’t get blessed. If we really wanted to shock his friends, we’d tell them that Alexander Hamilton hated illegal immigrants and wanted to put protestors on prison.

 

Here’s  Selena Gomez again for obvious reasons:

 

 

  Spain is one of the countries that Justin Bieber is still allowed to enter, so he was in Barcelona when some dude touched Justin Bieber. Just not the way…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s InsaneBy toddNovember 02, 2016
Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s Insane

 

Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she claimed he was abusive and “mentally unstable”.  Here’s something else we just learned: dude really, really, really wanted to marry Mariah Carey. Probably so he could finally seem dem titties. And is also mentally unstable.

The billionaire was clearly itching to tie the knot with Mariah, upset that his people were not moving fast enough to nail down the prenup so he could marry her on March 1st in Bora Bora…Packer’s lawyers were telling him they could not get the prenup signed, sealed and delivered by March 1st. His response … “I don’t know who’s working for who because there are a lot of names I haven’t heard before on this email chain. The people who work for me — message — do as I say or f*** off. I want to get married on March 1st. James.”…Mariah already had a dress, the flowers were ordered and all the flights for the guests were secured.

He seems chill. So what was the hold up with this prenup? GOOD GOD MAN.

Packer’s lawyers clearly felt the prenup was complicated, sending Mariah’s team a 100 page document outlining the specifics. The details in the document are fascinating. Among the many conditions … if Packer gave Mariah a piece of jewelry or anything else, she would have to give it back if they broke up UNLESS he sent her a signed note saying it was a gift.

If you need a 100 pages to explain the specifics of your love, I don’t even think you want to see titties. Seems a bit counterproductive to seeing titties. So why couldn’t they get married at all?

…because Nick Cannon hadn’t signed the divorce docs. Mariah and James knew this, but they were going to call the wedding a “commitment ceremony” and pass themselves off as husband and wife.

Nick Cannon

 

UPDATE: LOL

  Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Talking With Some Weird Ass Accent Now For Some ReasonBy toddNovember 02, 2016
Lindsay Lohan Is Talking With Some Weird Ass Accent Now For Some Reason

 

I have no fucking idea what is going on here, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, so I’m gonna assume drugs. It’s probably drugs. No way it’s not drugs.

 

 

Like, I know what drug it is that makes you compare a Greek nightclub to the Syrian refugee crisis while sounding like Cady Heron talking like a backup Bond girl, but maybe it’s only available in Greece. 

I don’t know, ask your therapist. Just make an appointment, talk about whatever you want it’s okay.

  I have no fucking idea what is going on here, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, so I’m gonna assume drugs. It’s probably drugs. No way it’s not drugs.   #LindsayLohan…

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