Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Abigail Ratchford’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 02, 2016

 

These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ]

Elle Fanning shouldn’t have stood there   (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lena Dunham is incapable of joy  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Amelia Earhart probably fought a smoke monster  [  Dlisted  ]

The butthole of Jennifer Lopez is #WithHer  [  The Superficial   ]

The 5th reason why you should be watching Westworld  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Biel wore these jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

You should know Rachel Cook  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Khloe Kardashian with the Halloween fail  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Some Halloween costumes I missed  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Abigail Ratchford  [  IDLY  ]

A photo posted by A b i g a i l (@abigailratchford) on Oct 28, 2016 at 11:37am PDT   These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ] Elle Fanning…

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Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle BerryBy toddOctober 04, 2016
Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle Berry



On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.

We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”

Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.





Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.




On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest. We reached out to Halle’s…

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