Anybody up for seeing two pieces of toast have sex?
In a poll conducted by Star Magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow was named the Most Hated Celebrity. Why? Because she's completely hateable and an overall vile and pretentious human being who would probably kill herself if she if somebody showed her a picture of a Taco Bell. Anyway, here's the rest of the Top 10.
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Kristen Stewart
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. John Mayer
5. Katherine Heigl
6. Matt Lauer
8. Justin Bieber
9. Anne Hathaway
10. Kris Jenner
Not sure why Chris Brown or Tom Hanks aren't ranked higher. Especially Tom Hanks. I read a story last week that said he has a farm where he makes Cambodian orphans drown puppies. It was pretty terrible.
I don’t want to bullshit you. The 55th Grammys sucked. It was a bunch of white dudes in capris with banjos and Bruno Mars did a Bob Marley tribute and LL Cool J looked like part of the wait staff. But, Katy Perry wore this dress. I don’t know what that is around her neck, but if I had to guess I’d say it was angel cum. He obviously can’t go back to heaven now, but there really doesn’t seem to be any point anymore.
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If I’m honest, I will never get bored of covering what a dick Chris Brown is. Fortunately, he gives more than enough opportunity to do so. Now evidence has surfaced that Brown might not have finished his community service. Of course, he just sees this as more evidence he is the second coming of Christ; being persecuted for no reason other than he almost beat his girlfriend into unconsciousness. TMZ reports:
Chris Brown’s lawyer just went nuclear at the L.A. County D.A. … claiming, “I have never had a client who has been tortured like Chris Brown has.”
Mark Geragos was livid at a news conference at his office after today’s court hearing, vowing to seek not only sanctions against prosecutors but also claiming he wants them held in contempt of court for filing false documents, accusing Chris of phonying his community service hours.
Geragos said of the D.A.’s motivation, “The D.A. is paralyzed with the thought his probation will be terminated. If that happens they won’t be able to jock him around like they’ve been jocking him around.”
Geragos said Rihanna showed up in court to support Chris, and she thinks it’s utterly ridiculous what the D.A. is doing.
I could go into detail about how messed up Rihanna is for supporting her abuser, and what a shit head Chis is for being himself, but really at this point all I can say to everyone involved is: fuck off. The sooner the better.
During their divorce proceedings, Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian both underwent psychological evaluations, and you’ll never guess how Kris Jenner’s turned out. Or maybe you can. If you have a rudimentary knowledge of psychology. inTouch Weekly reports:
In the six-page report, detailed in the new issue of In Touch — on newsstands now — Kris is described as “demanding,” “manipulative,” and having “a Cinderella attitude where situations resulted in everyone living ‘happily ever after.’” Perhaps the most telling part of the evaluation is its description of Kris as “narcissistic… [with] a marked elevation of the narcissistic scale.”…According to the psych report — which also describes Robert as “impulsive when overwhelmed” — Kris believed she was a loving mother to her children. But it notes that “her sense of self is based much more on fantasy than realistic considerations.” Robert also claimed that Kris was “reckless and non-motherly.”
Apparently, Robert Kardashian was fighting death because he knew as soon as he died his daughters would be turned into an Armenian super whore force.
Robert’s widow, Ellen Kardashian, says her husband worried about what would happen to his kids when he wasn’t around anymore. Robert, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, “knew exactly what was going to happen the second he was gone. He was very sad about that,” she tells In Touch. “He knew that with Kris, everything’s about money.”
It’s really no secret in Hollywood that Kris Jenner actually forced Kim to make a sex tape with Ray-J (coincidentally it was filmed the year Robert Kardashian died), just in case being “the ethnic chick with the big ass in pictures with Paris Hilton” didn’t launch her into pile of fame and money. It didn’t, so they leaked the sex tape and now E! owns their souls. So, congratulations I guess.
Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis [The Superficial]
Natalie Portman Pumps Gas, Looks Totally Freaking Hot And Bootylicious While Doing So [Popoholic]
Victoria Justice Is Still The Hottest [Hollywood Tuna]
Kat Dennings has an ENORMOUS RACK (NSFW) [MyEx]
Tallulah Willis Braless at the Beach (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Helen Flannagan in lingerie (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Mila Kunis Travels to Zambia to Get a Ring [Celebuzz]
Did Rihanna secretly hook up with Justin Bieber several times last year? [Celebitchy]
I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or get up and do a hoedown [COED Magazine]
TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [College Humor]
Found: This Amazing Tush [The Chive]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Shakes Her Can for The Client List (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Claudia Romani Plugs Vita Coco 100% Pure Coconut Water [Moe Jackson]
Jennie Garth should always wear makeup [Celebslam]
Rihanna Did a Shoot With Terry Richardson, Had No Idea [The Blemish]
Hailee Steinfeld Makes My Heart Flutter, Then Breaks It [Evil Beet Gossip]
Airport Security Also Thinks Rachel Bilson Is A Little Kid [Amy Gindhouse]
Ryan Gosling is directing a movie called How To Catch A Monster [Lainey Gossip]
Ed Sheeran Having Nightmares About Elton John Grammy Duet [Popcrush]
10 reasons why Vampire’s Kiss is Nicholas Cage‘s craziest movie ever [Film Drunk]
Michelle Williams Opens Up About (Tall) Boyfriend Jason Segel [TooFab]
Chris Brown faked his community service? [Popbytes]
Kim Kardashian Shares A Photo, ‘My Little Mason’ [Allie Is Wired]
Snoop Is On The Prowl As A Lion At Tabasco Super Bowl Party [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Interview: Side Effects Screenwriter Scott Z. Burns [ComingSoon]
The Synopsis for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [Superhero Hype]
6 Loving Couples Marvel Has Recently Destroyed [Crave Online]
Jessica Simpson Super Slender In New Photos [Hollyscoop]
Alessandra Ambrosio goes for a stroll with her family [Splash News]
Dina Lohan Is Writing a Book, Hates California [Starcrush]
I think she’s doing it wrong. Radar Online says:
Following her verbal beat-down of a maid, outrageous hip hop star Nicki Minaj has unleashed a vicious tirade on celebrity facialist Dawn DaLuise, Star magazine has exclusively revealed. “After I waxed her eyebrows and lip, she started screaming ‘Who the f**k do you think you are?’” DaLuise exclusively told Star. “‘Look what you did to my damn face! You think this sh*t is worth 170 dollars?’” The beauty expert, who owns Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in Los Angeles, said she had never been treated so badly in her life, as she detailed how the pink-haired Super Bass singer threw wads of bills at her and stormed out. “It’s a shame when you see a darling girl turn into a temperamental diva,” DaLuise said. It’s not the first time Minaj has acted strangely during a pampering appointment. DaLuise recalled how on a prior occasion, “I arrived at her condo one afternoon, her eyes were dilated, her wig was falling off, her face was covered in red sores and she was perspiring heavily.
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Joe Paterno, the legendary head football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions and the winningest coach in football history (but let’s be honest, if you you were at a place for fucking 45 years, you would be too), has been summarily fired for failing to do a damn thing while his former defensive coordinator, Jerry Sandusky, systemically raped young boys in his locker room for years. Go choke on your Denny’s, motherfucker. New York Post reports:
Joe Paterno is history. The winningest coach in college football will be sacked by a child-sex scandal involving a former Penn State assistant that has rocked one of the nation’s most storied college football franchises and tarnished the legacy of one of its biggest names…“Paterno’s in a state of shock,” said a source close to the coach. “He can’t believe the vortex of hell that’s around him. “He can’t believe how this happened on his watch,” the source added. “He’s fluctuating between disbelief and trying to do what he’s done for the last 60 years — coach his team.’’…Six of the eight alleged victims have been identified by investigators, but their names have not been made public. Since Monday, more victims have come forward, raising the total to almost 20, myFOXphilly.com reported last night. A new report contradicted Paterno’s claim that he wasn’t told the details of an alleged sexual assault committed by Jerry Sandusky, his former defensive coordinator. A source told The New York Times that the graduate assistant who witnessed the alleged assault provided “explicit details” during a face-to-face meeting the following day with Paterno. Officials said the administrators failed to notify authorities about the allegations against Sandusky, 67, who has been charged with 21 felony counts for allegedly abusing eight victims over a period of 15 years. According to the indictment against Sandusky, Paterno notified Curley in 2002 after the graduate assistant on his coaching staff reported that he witnessed Sandusky having sexual intercourse with a young boy in the Penn State locker-room shower. Sandusky was no longer a coach at the university at the time, but had access to the locker room as part of a nonprofit organization he ran for at-risk children. Paterno’s legal requirement was that he notify his superior, but on Monday, Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Frank Noonan suggested there was a “moral responsibility” for the coach to make sure police were contacted.
Say what you want, but if he didn’t know, he was incompetent and if he did know (which he did), it’s obvious he was more concerned about his legacy than the bleeding anuses of the at-risk kids in the shower. Anyone who stands around and allows this to happen shouldn’t be deified, they should be dragged out into the street and shot. And if his colostomy bag should fall off on the way, hey, no harm done.
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Uh oh, this can’t be good. What’s next? Men who masturbate to the flag hating Michelle Bachmann?
New York Post reports:
Kim Kardashian is heading to Atlanta to film her role in the Tyler Perry movie “The Marriage Counselor” — ironic, given the reality star filed for divorce last week from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage. And some fans of Tyler Perry aren’t supportive of her appearance in the movie. According to reports, the film is about a relationship expert named Judith who cheats on her husband. The curvy Kardashian plays Ava, Judith’s coworker. But fans have started to leave angry messages on Perry’s website over his decision to keep Kardashian in the flick. “I have always admired Tyler Perry and the love he shows for women – via film,” wrote “Felicia” on Perry’s website Tuesday afternoon. “Having said that, as a consumer I also have a decision to make. I will not support this movie. K. Kardashian may be a wonderful woman ( I don’t know her) but this is a decision I can’t support.” “Kim Kardashian… really? Come on man!” added Mike on Perry’s site. Despite the backlash, Tyler told TMZ that he would not remove Kardashian from the cast. “She is scheduled to work as planned,” Tyler said.
“Wow, I just realized I’m commenting on a Tyler Perry fan site,” Mike also added.
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Here’s Coco shopping in Miami while filming scenes for Ice Loves Coco where she seems pretty happy to have found something on sale. That or she just found a portal to the previously undiscovered dimension, Black Man Island.