Maddie Spears Is A Powerful MutantBy toddFebruary 15, 2017
Maddie Spears Is A Powerful Mutant

 

A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.

 

  A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Abigail Ratchford’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 02, 2016

 

These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ]

Elle Fanning shouldn’t have stood there   (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lena Dunham is incapable of joy  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Amelia Earhart probably fought a smoke monster  [  Dlisted  ]

The butthole of Jennifer Lopez is #WithHer  [  The Superficial   ]

The 5th reason why you should be watching Westworld  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Biel wore these jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

You should know Rachel Cook  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Khloe Kardashian with the Halloween fail  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Some Halloween costumes I missed  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Abigail Ratchford  [  IDLY  ]

A photo posted by A b i g a i l (@abigailratchford) on Oct 28, 2016 at 11:37am PDT   These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ] Elle Fanning…

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Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle BerryBy toddOctober 04, 2016
Ric Flair Said He Banged Halle Berry



On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.

We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”

Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.





Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.




On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest. We reached out to Halle’s…

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Julianne Hough Really Loves RunningBy toddJuly 11, 2016

White people like to run in large groups for fun, because they have no natural predators except movements that threaten the status quo, but I don’t think that’s why Julianne Hough is running. She’s running because thats the price you pay for tight ass abs and even a tighter ass. That’s why you’ll never see Amy Schumer running unless they make a Burger King Go game. Calories. Catch ’em all. 

White people like to run in large groups for fun, because they have no natural predators except movements that threaten the status quo, but I don’t think that’s why Julianne…

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Famous Women That Prince BangedBy toddApril 22, 2016
Famous Women That Prince Banged


Prince is dead. This is how he lived. Here’s pics of all famous chicks (that I know about) who have been covered in purple rain. Enjoy. 


Prince is dead. This is how he lived. Here’s pics of all famous chicks (that I know about) who have been covered in purple rain. Enjoy. 

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The Time Prince Kicked Kim Kardashian Off Stage Because She Can’t DanceBy toddApril 22, 2016
The Time Prince Kicked Kim Kardashian Off Stage Because She Can’t Dance


Dearly Beloved,

I was driving through three states yesterday when the news broke that Prince died. I cried with you. So let’s not rehash that. Instead, let’s celebrate the things we all enjoy here: pure savagery and shitting on the Kardashians. Like the time in 2011 when Kim Kardashian walked on stage during a Prince concert. Prince spun her around, looked at her ass, then said, “get off the stage“. Prince was the hero we deserved.


Dearly Beloved, I was driving through three states yesterday when the news broke that Prince died. I cried with you. So let’s not rehash that. Instead, let’s celebrate the things we…

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Yeah, So Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Killed HerselfBy toddSeptember 29, 2015

Is Lena Dunham single? Let’s get this going.

Jim Carrey’s on-again/off-again 28-year-old girlfriend has committed suicide … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement tells TMZ, LAPD responded to a call in the L.A. area Monday night. We’re told they went to a residence and found the body of Cathriona White.  Our sources say White left a suicide note addressed to Carrey which references their break up on Sept. 24. Cathriona tweeted on the 24th … “Signing off Twitter, I hope I have been a light to my nearest and dearest.” Law enforcement tells us they believe she died from an overdose of drugs — pills were next to her body. We’re told 2 friends found Cathriona last night when they went to check on her. 53-year-old Carrey and White met in 2012, dated a few months and then split. They rekindled their relationship in May.

Damn. Jim Carrey has to be feeling like shit. Although he’d probably feel worse if she attached her vaccination records to her suicide note.

Her last tweet. Yikes.


Is Lena Dunham single? Let’s get this going. Jim Carrey’s on-again/off-again 28-year-old girlfriend has committed suicide … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement tells TMZ, LAPD responded to a call in…

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Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me LikeBy toddAugust 19, 2014
Jessica Simpson’s New Fragrance Commercial Had Me Like

 

 

Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and it smells like milk.

 

 

    Jessica Simpson is releasing her 1,542 fragrance, and here’s the commercial. I don’t know what it’s called, but if I had to guess, it’s called “Dem Titties” and…

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Miley Cyrus Is Making A 5 Foot BongBy toddAugust 18, 2014

 

If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice or warning. It makes you impervious to pain, so the police have no choice to shoot you three times in the face from 35-feet away. So obviously, it’s only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus finishes making this bong and start terrorizing the residents of Toluca Lake with her superhuman strength. Stay tuned to Twitchy for more details on this story as it develops.

  If the Michael Brown toxicology report has taught us anything, it’s that marijuana makes you a wild, dangerous animal ready to charge at an armed police officer without notice…

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