Despite what you might think today, I didn’t watch the Critics Choice Awards last night because I have some sort of plague and I’ve been taking shots of Mucinex (not an #ad), but it was a thing that happened last so here’s some pictures of the people who were there. Nancy from Stranger Things was there and she’s like really cute. Hi, Nancy. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are apparently still together even though she’s a violent domestic abuser and she was allowed to attend. Maybe Evan is afraid to leave. Olivia Munn was also there for some reason. I don’t know. Enjoy!
Despite being the frontrunner for the Best Actor Oscar after winning the same award at the Golden Globes and Critics Choice Awards, James Franco skipped the Critics Choice Awards last night. I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for him or whatever.
“He’s in a really bad place, so bad that he changed his phone number,” a source close to the situation told PEOPLE. “His close friends are trying to be there for him but it’s been hard – he’s only talking to a select group of people. For now, he’s just hiding out.”
In case you missed it, which is entirely possible post-Weinstein, but James Franco has been accused of “sexually exploitive behavior” by five women. I’m sure more are coming. Man, Casey Affleck sure dodged this while #MeToo thing. He walked up on stage and accepted an Oscar with like 82 rape allegations. This is probably why Franco feels bad.
BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel(a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy Kerrigan is a elitist bitch for not having seen I, Tonya yet” take. I know it’s hard to remember Nancy Kerrigan while Hollywood is inviting Tonya Harding to events right now, but Kerrigan is the woman’s knee Harding gear her boyfriend towards so he could club it with a police baton. Fuck Tonya Harding. And also Margot Robbie but in a different connotative way. Congrats on her win for playing a crazy person. Critics love that.
A week after Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Spears, flipped an ATV, was found unconscious underwater then spent two days in a coma, she was passing out Valentine’s Day candy at school. I can’t even drink a bottle of wine without being on the couch for the next two days. The next X-Men movie is the one they don’t make, but if they do, Maddie Spears should kill them all off.
Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half. You know, in case you were wondering.
“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.
Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.
London’s Madame Tussauds unveiled their Justin Bieber waxwork this weekend, and I don’t know if they’re trolling him our not, but we’re all sorry this happened too. That dressed him in the suburban white boy “I want to make my parents mad” starter pack, and his eyes look like they know who Corey Feldman is talking about. Luckily, this wax thing can’t move, so you can grab it in the pussy whenever you want.
London’s Madame Tussauds unveiled their Justin Bieber waxwork this weekend, and I don’t know if they’re trolling him our not, but we’re all sorry this happened too. That dressed him…
On an episode of Ric Flair Show, Ric Flair said he banged Halle Berry in Atlanta after she divorced David Justice. 2016 is the greatest.
We reached out to Halle’s camp for comment — and they strongly shut down Flair’s story as bogus. Sources close to Halle expanded … telling us, “There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!” We’re told Halle is deeply offended by Flair. One source put it this way … “A man doesn’t get to sexualize and lie about a woman he’s never met to better himself or his name. It’s offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.”
Three things: 1.) Who wouldn’t say they banged Halle Berry in the 90s? 2.) Evidence Halle Berry is Taylor Swift with a more extreme form of psychopathy 3.) I’m from NC, and Ric Flair is a goddamn legend and a national treasure. It’s in our Constitution to believe everything he says. He’s in every commercial.
Imagine being 10 years old and seeing this every weekend on your TV. You’d wanna get coked up and dream of banging Halle Berry.
Emma Watson is dating a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley. If you want to know what a guy named Mack Knight who works in Silicon Valley looks like, either close your eyes or click on the link in the below blockquote thingy. Your guess will probably be accurate if you do the first option then the second option last.
Emma Watson enjoyed a night with her new boyfriend at Broadway’s hottest show while their romance was in its earliest stages, it emerged today. The Harry Potter actress and her tech guru boyfriend went to Hamilton in October with William ‘Mack’ Knight, before their romance went public. Knight, 35, escorted her from the Richard Rodgers Theatre on Broadway to a waiting car after their date. The show, a hip-hop musical about the Founding Fathers, is New York’s biggest hit. This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California, where Knight works for a Silicon Valley company.
“This weekend it emerged the couple had been spending time together on vacation in California”. People at the Daily Mail doing anything to show their parents that English degree was worth the money, huh? At least say “emerged from her vagina” or something like that because hopefully that’s what happened. If not, that’s understandable. Refer to his picture for further insight.