Ke$ha Needs A Longer TongueBy toddJuly 07, 2010

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This picture of singer(?) Ke$sha covered in semen hit on Buzzfeed about an hour ago, but I wanted to make sure it wasn’t a fake, so I waited to post it. Then I realized the pictured included the words “covered in semen”, so I no longer cared. Mostly because if a girl lets you jack off on her and take a picture, you should marry her. I think Toni Morrison said that in a book somewhere.

This picture of singer(?) Ke$sha covered in semen hit on Buzzfeed about an hour ago, but I wanted to make sure it wasn’t a fake, so I waited to post…

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Lady Gaga Does Madison Square GardenBy toddJuly 07, 2010

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Lady Gaga took her utterly pretentious and tired act to Madison Square Garden last night where she shocked and wowed the crowd with fake blood and by grabbing her crotch the entire night. Fuck her for making me use the unisex term “crotch” on the site for the first time, and fuck her for being so horrifically ugly. At least Katy Perry is hot. Being hot is a good quality to have if all of your songs are about how many guys want to bang you. Looking like something that was found in alien wreckage at the bottom of the ocean puts a little hole in your theory. And stop grabbing yourself, bitch. All that tells me is that either you have a dick or wish you had one. Neither of those options are particularly attractive when you’re wearing panties that are four sizes too small.

Lady Gaga took her utterly pretentious and tired act to Madison Square Garden last night where she shocked and wowed the crowd with fake blood and by grabbing her crotch…

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Jessica Biel Does GQ ChinaBy toddJuly 07, 2010

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Here’s Jessica Biel’s hot ass in this month’s issue of GQ China. In related news, I was in First China in Cary yesterday. My order ready in ten minute, no waiting!

Here’s Jessica Biel’s hot ass in this month’s issue of GQ China. In related news, I was in First China in Cary yesterday. My order ready in ten minute, no…

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