The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice Awards

 

Despite what you might think today, I didn’t watch the Critics Choice Awards last night because I have some sort of plague and I’ve been taking shots of Mucinex (not an #ad), but it was a thing that happened last so here’s some pictures of the people who were there. Nancy from Stranger Things was there and she’s like really cute. Hi, Nancy. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are apparently still together even though she’s a violent domestic abuser and she was allowed to attend. Maybe Evan is afraid to leave. Olivia Munn was also there for some reason. I don’t know. Enjoy!

 

  Despite what you might think today, I didn’t watch the Critics Choice Awards last night because I have some sort of plague and I’ve been taking shots of Mucinex…
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James Franco Is In A “Really Bad Place”By toddJanuary 12, 2018
James Franco Is In A “Really Bad Place”

 

Despite being the frontrunner for the Best Actor Oscar after winning the same award at the Golden Globes and Critics Choice Awards, James Franco skipped the Critics Choice Awards last night. I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for him or whatever.

“He’s in a really bad place, so bad that he changed his phone number,” a source close to the situation told PEOPLE. “His close friends are trying to be there for him but it’s been hard – he’s only talking to a select group of people. For now, he’s just hiding out.”

In case you missed it, which is entirely possible post-Weinstein, but James Franco has been accused of “sexually exploitive behavior” by five women. I’m sure more are coming. Man, Casey Affleck sure dodged this while #MeToo thing. He walked up on stage and accepted an Oscar with like 82 rape allegations. This is probably why Franco feels bad.

 

  Despite being the frontrunner for the Best Actor Oscar after winning the same award at the Golden Globes and Critics Choice Awards, James Franco skipped the Critics Choice Awards…

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Margot Robbie Did The Critics AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
Margot Robbie Did The Critics Awards

 

BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy Kerrigan is a elitist bitch for not having seen I, Tonya yet” take. I know it’s hard to remember Nancy Kerrigan while Hollywood is inviting Tonya Harding to events right now, but Kerrigan is the woman’s knee Harding gear her boyfriend towards so he could club it with a police baton. Fuck Tonya Harding. And also Margot Robbie but in a different connotative way. Congrats on her win for playing a crazy person. Critics love that.

 

 

  BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy…

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Here’s Carrie Fisher’s ‘Star Wars’ AuditionBy toddDecember 28, 2017
Here’s Carrie Fisher’s ‘Star Wars’ Audition

 

The first anniversary of Carrie Fisher‘s death was yesterday, and the last movie she was in before she died is making dorks upset and has already made $843M in 13 days. The soulless, corporate movie where they used CGI to artificially milk your tears sucked ass, but The Last Jedi is awesome. I’m sorry you just wanted more of the same and hated it. You’re dumb. Anyway, in lieu of her dying and the biggest movie out right now, here’s Carrie Fisher’s original Star Wars audition with a little help from Harrison Ford and Variety. What? I’m not crying. Fuck off.

 

 

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Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s PettyBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s Petty

 

Earlier this month, Taylor Swift was nominated for six MTV EMAs and didn’t win shit. Her fans whined and asked why. I guess now we do. The Grammys are coming up, so we probably won’t see Swift feigning surprise when she wins, because she’ll be seething with hate in her seat while somebody else gives their acceptance speech.  Page Six reports:

“A lot of people on the voting committee are not liking ‘Reputation’ at all. Taylor wants to win as many awards as possible but has rubbed so many people up the wrong way in the last couple of years. A lot of the jury members have worked with Katy, Calvin and Kanye so when Taylor has tried to humiliate them, it has left a bad taste. Ultimately she may pay for that when it comes to winning awards.”

Hey, remember when Swift dropped all her music on Spotify the day Katy Perry released her new album, Witness? Pepperidge Farm remembers (look it up, kids).

“Taylor has to understand that the industry is small, and moves like ­sabotaging Katy’s album hurt people behind the scenes who work hard to make an album happen. How Taylor thinks the industry is going to give its full support to her after she’s tried to damage so many people is mad.”

It’s not that people wanna hate Taylor Swift, she just makes it really easy. Much like Lena Dunham. Aliens could arrive on Earth tomorrow and Taylor Swift would honestly think they came to see her, because that’s what her inflated sense of self-importance demands.  Then she might start dating one of the aliens then it would break up with her, then it she would write a passive aggressive album about it, then it would come back to Earth to colonize us and use our bodies as fuel. Is that what you want, white women? Stop defending her, please.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & LinksBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & Links

 

Jared Leto wore thisWhy tho?  [  Dlisted  ]

Cayley King is see through  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lindsay Lohan in a bathing suit is worse than North Korea  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning is wearing pajamas to things now [  Popoholic  ]

Sarah Hyland in spandex [  Egotastic  ]

Miley Cyrus had a weird Labor Day  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Vanessa Hudgens is also see through  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Here’s what some celebrities donated to Hurricane Harvey  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Dave Bautista is a giant chameleon gorilla  [  The Blemish  ]

Here’s the Venice Film Review of Jennifer Lawrence‘s mother!  [ Variety ]

 

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Labor Day Dump 09.04.2017By toddSeptember 04, 2017

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Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.

 

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Guess Which One Is Kylie JennerBy toddJuly 19, 2017
Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner

 

You really don’t need me to tell you why Madame Tussauds’ wax thing of Kylie Jenner is their most realistic wax thing of all time. If Kylie Jenner was in Bladerunner, she’d be the first one killed because she would be the obvious choice. You wouldn’t even need to do that test. Just shoot on sight. I also included some pics of her Instagram to compare. It’s the real Kylie Jenner in those pics. Or is it though? Maybe the real Kylie Jenner died three years ago. We just don’t know.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Threw Up In The Lobby Of Broadway’s ‘1984’By toddJuly 19, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Threw Up In The Lobby Of Broadway’s ‘1984’

 

Apparently the Broadway production of George Orwell is so NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL EDGY that people in the audience routinely vomit. But Jennifer Lawrence is so relatable and down-to-Earth that she vomited because she thinks she’s immune to viruses.

“Midway through the show, Jennifer Lawrence bolted from her seat. Several people saw her getting sick in the lobby. The ushers were very helpful and courteous in helping her out.” But a friend of Lawrence’s explained that the star’s reaction had nothing to do with the play but rather, “She caught the stomach flu from her nephews.” The pal added that poor Lawrence is “really sick.” While Lawrence handled the situation with impressive aplomb, others have not made it out of “1984” unscathed.

Remember in Contagion when a worldwide epidemic was started by a white lady who decided to get on a plane even though she was really sick? Jennifer Lawrence had a stomach virus and decided to sit in a crowd of a Broadway show. Then threw up all over the only exit. White ladies are always doing the most.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some ReasonBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is Talking About Her Breasts Again For Some Reason

 

Emily Ratajkowski has really been doing the most trying to be some kind of feminist icon lately, because somebody told her she was the first woman to have big breasts or something. I’m not sure. Anyway, she did an interview with Allure where she’s talking about her tits again.

It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts,” she says, as a white-haired woman, clearly eavesdropping, shoots us a punishing look. Ratajkowski is dressed like the world’s most conservative rock star — flared forest-green velvet pants and a black double-breasted jacket with her hair tucked into the back. Stevie Nicks in a boardroom. And she either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care about the double, triple, and quadruple takes going on around her. “That’s when I realized how fucked our culture is,” she continues. “When we see breasts, we don’t think of beauty and femininity. We think of vulgar, oversexualized images.”

Was Emily Ratajkowski not allowed into an industry event because somebody said she couldn’t come in looking like a Russian escort? There seems to be some projecting here. Is there some Earth 2 that she visits where people are offended by breasts? Does this Earth 2 also not have Instagram where she posts oversexualized images for no real reason on the daily? Like, you can’t even see her face in this pic? What exactly are we supposed to be looking at? Emily, look, I’m sorry if a mean person said you have ugly breasts or whatever. I promise you don’t. They’re very nice. It’s the rest that’s kind of annoying. Love you!

 

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