Natalie Portman Is Very Sorry About Signing That Roman Polanski PetitionBy toddFebruary 21, 2018
Natalie Portman Is Very Sorry About Signing That Roman Polanski Petition

 

A white woman named Kate wrote an article for BuzzFeed called, “Natalie Portman Is The Woke Actor We Need Right Now,” and I assume Kate still tweets that Hillary Clinton is the rightful President everyday and posted about Black Panther is now her favorite movie. In the article, buried way down at the bottom, she was asked about the infamous Roman Polanski Petition, where over 100 Hollywood industry people asked Switzerland to release the director after they arrested him on a warrant for raping an underage girl in 1977.

In case you forgot, this was included in the petition:

“We demand the immediate release of Roman Polanski,” urges the petition. “Film-makers in France, in Europe, in the United States and around the world are dismayed by this decision… It seems inadmissible to them that an international cultural event, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary film-makers, is used by police to apprehend him.”

Pretty fucking gross, right? Natalie Portman would like you to know she didn’t really read it and it was a  mistake.

I very much regret it. I take responsibility for not thinking about it enough. Someone I respected gave it to me, and said, “I signed this. Will you too?” And I was like, sure. It was a mistake. The thing I feel like I gained from it is empathy towards people who have made mistakes. We lived in a different world, and that doesn’t excuse anything. But you can have your eyes opened and completely change the way you want to live. My eyes were not open.

Right, a mistake you made in 2009 that you just want people to know was mistake because you’re woke now or whatever. Sure, okay.

 

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Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” NowBy toddJanuary 02, 2018
Selena Gomez Is Calling Justin Bieber “My Husband” Now

 

Not my husband, her husband, in case you were confused. But yeah, Selena Gomez spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo San Lucas and Justin Bieber was there, because that’s what Jesus would do. Party in Cabo San Lucas and repeatedly bang a chick he wasn’t married to. But it’s fine. Everything is fine is fine. God is totally cool with it.

“She’s started calling him ‘my husband,’” the source tells HollywoodLife.com“so it’s pretty clear she’s taking this relationship very seriously.”

All of Selena’s family, friends, and anyone who gives a shit about her hates Justin Bieber, but God has a plan and she’s leaving it in his hands.

Despite this disapproval, Selena “Not backing down when it comes to Justin,” a source close to Selena EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife.com. “She adores him and swears this is the right thing for her. He’s changed and she knows that in time everyone will see that for themselves.”

I’m pretty sure this will turn out well. When he dumps her, she can take comfort that he will return in three days as foretold in the Bible.

 

 

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  Not my husband, her husband, in case you were confused. But yeah, Selena Gomez spent New Year’s Eve in Cabo San Lucas and Justin Bieber was there, because that’s what…

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Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s PettyBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s Petty

 

Earlier this month, Taylor Swift was nominated for six MTV EMAs and didn’t win shit. Her fans whined and asked why. I guess now we do. The Grammys are coming up, so we probably won’t see Swift feigning surprise when she wins, because she’ll be seething with hate in her seat while somebody else gives their acceptance speech.  Page Six reports:

“A lot of people on the voting committee are not liking ‘Reputation’ at all. Taylor wants to win as many awards as possible but has rubbed so many people up the wrong way in the last couple of years. A lot of the jury members have worked with Katy, Calvin and Kanye so when Taylor has tried to humiliate them, it has left a bad taste. Ultimately she may pay for that when it comes to winning awards.”

Hey, remember when Swift dropped all her music on Spotify the day Katy Perry released her new album, Witness? Pepperidge Farm remembers (look it up, kids).

“Taylor has to understand that the industry is small, and moves like ­sabotaging Katy’s album hurt people behind the scenes who work hard to make an album happen. How Taylor thinks the industry is going to give its full support to her after she’s tried to damage so many people is mad.”

It’s not that people wanna hate Taylor Swift, she just makes it really easy. Much like Lena Dunham. Aliens could arrive on Earth tomorrow and Taylor Swift would honestly think they came to see her, because that’s what her inflated sense of self-importance demands.  Then she might start dating one of the aliens then it would break up with her, then it she would write a passive aggressive album about it, then it would come back to Earth to colonize us and use our bodies as fuel. Is that what you want, white women? Stop defending her, please.

 

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Labor Day Dump 09.04.2017By toddSeptember 04, 2017

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Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.

 

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Ariel Winter’s Breasts Announce Season 9 Of ‘Modern Family’By toddAugust 17, 2017

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9

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There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have announced she was filming season 9 of Modern Family, but remember, this is Ariel Winter. She has large breasts and wants to remind us at every opportunity. She also has a very big ass. I believe Ariel Winter is the only current topic where you should listen to both sides.

 

First day back filming #ModernFamily season 9 A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Aug 15, 2017 at 9:20am PDT   There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have…

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Marvel’s ‘The Defenders’ Has A TrailerBy toddApril 05, 2017
Marvel’s ‘The Defenders’ Has A Trailer

 

I watched the first season on Daredevil in one day. I watched the first season of Jessica Jones in two days only because I got a huge burrito in the middle and fell asleep. I watched the second season of Daredevil like three weeks after it dropped. No real reason. I stopped watched Luke Cage after Cottonmouth got killed. I should probably finish that at some point. I watched Iron Fist in no wait, I didn’t watch Iron Fist. I know it’s about a dude named Danny who does magic karate. I’ll let you know how The Defenders goes.

 

 

Oh, the IP in the camera footage takes you to Marvel’s fake newspaper.

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Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’By toddFebruary 20, 2017
Director Matt Reeves Has Already Dropped Out Of ‘The Batman’

 

Not even a week after director Matt Reeves was announced as the director of The Batman (after Ben Affleck dropped out), Matt Reeves remembered this was for a DC movie and dropped out.

A studio source confirms that negotiations have broken down. The possibility, however, exists that talks could resume when heads cool. The studio is intent on making the movie no matter what, as the Batman franchise has proven to be bigger than one person. Reeves is currently deep in postproduction on War for the Planet of the Apes, which is shaping up to be the biggest entry in the Fox franchise.

Also, lol.

Prior to Reeves receiving the offer, Ridley Scott and Don’t Breathe helmer Fede Alvarez were among the names being floated for the director’s chair.

So basically, DC/Warner Bros. got Reeves in the room by saying they wanted a director with a vision, then told him that vision is fine as long as the test focus group and the 12 studio executives who they planned to sit directly behind during the whole shoot were okay with it, or if people liked something in Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 then they’d have to come back and do reshoots to incorporate that. Then maybe add ninjas or werewolves. Or ninja werewolves? Wouldn’t it be cool if Batman fought ninja werewolves? That’s pretty dark. That’s pretty dark, right? What if we made them black?

 

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President’s Day Dump 02.20.2017By toddFebruary 20, 2017

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot

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Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a special Weekend Dump you can look at instead of watch Trump’s parade float be carried by immigrants or watch him declare martial law because of a terrorist attack that happened in Narnia or whatever he has planned for today.

 

Floaties on floaties BTS w/ @partylikejzl shoot A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:49pm PST   Hey, it’s President’s Day, so we’re doing a…

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Nina Dobrev Deserves Better Than ThisBy toddJanuary 11, 2017

It’s hard sometimes to defend Hollywood from conservatives when they make shit like xXx: Return of Xander Cage. Why are the two x’s lowercase? So people won’t think it’s a porn? And why is Vin Diesel still allowed to be in movies? I think that’s why Paul Walker died. He just wanted to escape. And why does Nina Dobrev still keep her agent? Look at her. Does that face look like it should be movie that has a colon in the title and Vin Diesel riding a wave on a motorcycle on the poster? No. No it does not. Are we just going to sit idly by while this happens? Did we not learn anything from Obama’s speech last night?

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