Kelly Brook Is Still Making CalendarsBy toddOctober 21, 2016

Kelly Brook has been on this site longer than I’ve been here, so let’s not be surprised that her 2017 Calendar didn’t come out until 2020 because all the Photoshop this must have taken, but she made a calendar last year, and I’ll guess she’ll keep making calendars until somebody tells her people don’t use wall calendars anymore. Donald Trump would have definitely groped this back in the day, and we’d probably would’ve all understood, but now? Not so much. God bless her anyway.

Kelly Brook has been on this site longer than I’ve been here, so let’s not be surprised that her 2017 Calendar didn’t come out until 2020 because all the Photoshop…

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Nina Dobrev Is Painfully AdorableBy toddOctober 21, 2016

People in Los Angeles make any excuse to have a red carpet, so here’s Nina Dobrev‘s hot ass at the ASPCA’s Los Angeles Benefit. I’m serious about the hot ass thing. No, seriously. These dogs don’t even know. Nina Dobrev has her tongue out right in your face, dummy. Why are you just sitting there. Jesus, you’re so stupid. A cat would’ve hit that by now.

People in Los Angeles make any excuse to have a red carpet, so here’s Nina Dobrev‘s hot ass at the ASPCA’s Los Angeles Benefit. I’m serious about the hot ass thing….

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Bella Thorne Did PlayboyBy toddOctober 19, 2016

 

Look, my love(?) for Bella Thorne has been fully documented here, so when I saw the words “Bella Thorne Playboy” that close to each other, I got excited. Then I realized Playboy isn’t really Playboy anymore and really shouldn’t be because we’ve had the Internet for a long time now. Anyway, here’s some pics of Playboy’s sad reality now, and I had to add three pics from her Instagram to make a full gallery out of this. Just sad all around.

 

#His boxers were made for me

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Eleven’s Dad Is Trying To Macaulay Culkin/Lindsay Lohan HerBy toddOctober 06, 2016
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2016 has been an unrelenting hellscape of death and unintentional self-parody, but the one shining beacon of hope was the chid stars of the Netflix’s amazing Stranger Things. Specifically, Millie Bobby Brown, who plays a mashup of every Stephen King kid character, Eleven. Brown’s father has already counted higher than eleven in his head, because humans ruin everything they touch.

Brown’s father, Robert Brown, has been demanding what amounts to a signing fee for the privilege of representing his daughter. Sources at five separate agencies tell The Hollywood Reporter the elder Brown, who goes by Bobby, made it clear in conversations with them that a sizable cash payment would be necessary for Millie to sign with that agency. Two sources say the number floated by Brown was $100,000 up front.

Apparently her parents have been trying to make her a star for so long they were pretty much broke and bankrupt before she was cast in Stranger Things. So, at 12 years old, Millie Bobby Brown is now financially responsible for the five other people in her family or they’ll be homeless and starve. On the bright side, she already knows what she looks like with a shaved head. Downside, she won’t be able to attack a car with an umbrella with her mind. Gotta do it the old fashioned way!


2016 has been an unrelenting hellscape of death and unintentional self-parody, but the one shining beacon of hope was the chid stars of the Netflix’s amazing Stranger Things. Specifically, Millie…
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