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Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag,…

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Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or SomethingBy toddAugust 13, 2014
Taylor Swift Is Like A Lesbian Now Or Something

 

Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it has a lot of blogs with dreams of scissoring all in their heads. Those dreams might be real, or not. Who knows.

Victoria’s Secret model Karlie, 22, moved in just a few weeks ago, with sources close to the singer telling me that the duo have since been “completely inseparable.” “Taylor and Karlie have grown very close,” the source told me. “They are inseparable. Taylor wanted someone to live with her, to have some company, and Karlie jumped at the chance to move in with her friend. They spent a lot of time together before Karlie moved in but now they are rarely apart. They do everything together, from visits to the gym to going on road trips.” “It seems the 24-year-old country singer has found her soulmate,” wrote columnist Charlotte Griffiths, relying on anonymous sources with (apparently intimate) knowledge of the pair’s relationship.

Seems like typical gossip blog bullshit, right? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNN

On Monday, however, her report was nowhere to be found. It had disappeared from the Daily Mails site without explanation. So what happened to Griffiths’ column? Sean Walsh, a spokesperson for the Daily Mail’s New York office, explained that the column—and later, the orders to delete it—originated from the paper’s sister publication in Britain, The Mail on Sunday, which has a special section on The Daily Mail’s website. “They asked us to spike it,” Walsh told Gawker, “and we have no idea why.”

What does this mean? Is this some kind of cover up? They kinda look a like and if they’re hanging out this much together, then they’re periods have probably synched by now, so it would make sense. But I’m not going to believe this until Karlie moves out then Taylor moves across the street then writes a song about her then buys another cat.

  Taylor Swift and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss (this piece) have been hanging out a lot recently, and by “recently”, I mean “24/7 love you long time”, and it…

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The Kentucky Derby Was UnimpressiveBy jessMay 08, 2011

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The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most famous names are some guy who upgraded from a fat chick, a confused Bride of Chucky star searching for Colonel Sanders, and a reality divorcee whose vagina probably looks like a blown tire at a monster truck rally, it’s time to give up.

Marisa Miller was also at the Barnstable preparty:

All images via WENN.

The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most…

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Christina Hendricks Must Read IDLYITWBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail reports:

It’s the news her legion of male admirers have dreaded – voluptuous Mad Men star Christina Hendricks is going on a diet. The 35-year-old, who has a stunning 39D-30-39 figure, has told friends she wants to lose more than two stone to conform with Hollywood’s svelte stars. Christina has got sick of all the talk of her being the curviest woman in Hollywood. For her it basically meant she was being called fat,’ says a source. ‘Now she’s gone against everything she believed in before by going on the first diet of her life. ‘Christina’s cut out carbs, and alcohol, although she’s not a big drinker. She’s eating fish oil to break down fat and pak choi and edamame nearly every meal. She hopes the first stone will fall off in the next month or so.’

Mama Dip’s Kitchen is another good thing she can read. Because if she wants to deep fry edamame then make something with chocolate on the side, she might as well learn how to do it right. Oh, don’t thank me! I’m always here to help!

Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail…

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Taryn Manning Is Burning It UpBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say hot dogs. And possibly pie.

Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say…

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Tyra Banks Is GreatBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s surprise when she found out where she went. Then imagine Tyra Banks surprise when got hit with a $3 million lawsuit. For what you might ask? Oh, no reason. Popeater reports:

In a lawsuit filed Oct. 8 in federal court in Atlanta, Beverly McClendon claims the show contacted the teen on her cell phone after she responded to a request on the show’s website seeking “sex addicts.” The girl was then picked up from her home in Georgia in a limo and flown to New York, where she was put up in a hotel, all without her mother’s knowledge, the lawsuit says. McClendon filed a missing person report with local police when she realized her daughter was gone. The teen has never been diagnosed as a sex addict, the lawsuit says. The lawsuit also names Warner Bros. Entertainment and the executive producers of the show as defendants. McClendon says her daughter suffered damages because the 2009 show “was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles.” The lawsuit seeks a jury trial and asks for $1 million in compensatory damages and $2 million in punitive damages. It also asks the court to bar the episode from ever being aired again on television or online.

Teen sex addicts? Really? What’s next, a show about leprechauns who are addicted to pots of gold? Dogs who are addicted to barking? Whatever. Tyra Banks makes every show about her, so I assume she came out in pigtails while sucking on a lollipop at some point.

In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s…

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This Was The Best PictureBy toddOctober 15, 2010

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I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even after you’ve told them specifically time and time again that you don’t like overcooked chicken. Am I talking to myself? What are you, stupid? Can’t you do anything right?! Stop crying and cook it right, bitch!! Oh by the way, remember when Rihanna got her ass beat by Chris Brown because she had the audacity to ask who the girl was he was texting? And remember how you said the banner pic didn’t really match the almost unreadable police report? Well, that’s because there are more pictures from that night that are so horrific that RadarOnline wouldn’t even buy them.

The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted the night of the Grammy awards in February 2009, according to an anonymous source who would not identify themselves to RadarOnline.com. “They were taken at the hospital,” admitted the source, who has been shopping the photos to various other media outlets. While three of the stills feature Rihanna, a fourth is of Brown seated in a hospital room pictured with a small lesion on his upper lip. The battered songstress, whose real name is Robyn Fenty, is pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip. The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip. Rihanna, wearing a grey tank top with her short hair pushed off her face, is also photographed in a profile position, showing the right side of her face. A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches – from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth. In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth. A worker, wearing a latex glove, is holding up a ruler to her lips. There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips. In the one image not seen by RadarOnline.com, Rihanna is captured with a “bite bruised mark on her arm“, according to the source.

As much as I don’t understand why a man would stick his penis in another man’s anus, I almost understand that better than why a man would hit a woman. Would that make her shut the fuck up? Yeah. But getting a job or finally learning how to eat pussy will pretty much do the same thing.

I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Isn’t HelpingBy toddOctober 15, 2010

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Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Empire State Pride Agenda event in NYC last night, and apparently she wasn’t there to haunt it, but “Winning Equality and Justice for
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender New Yorkers and Our Families” as their website says. They also want states to pass the Dignity for All Students Act to outlaw bullying. That’s cool. Legislating self-esteem seems like the way to go. So when a gay person joins the army, hopefully this law will make their drill sergeant sit everyone in a friendship circle and talk about feelings instead of all that yelling and bullying. Because nobody should be forced to grow stronger in character through the ridicule of others. They should have a zero tolerance policy on this epidemic. And when our prisons are overcrowded with 3rd graders and guys in dunk booths only then will people open their eyes to this travesty!

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Empire State Pride Agenda event in NYC last night, and apparently she wasn’t there to haunt it, but “Winning Equality and Justice for Lesbian, Gay,…

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It Looks Fantastic In EverythingBy toddOctober 13, 2010

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Proving there is nothing that can contain the hotness of her damn near perfect ass, my baby mama Sophie Turner was at Mint last night showing onlookers what the word “curvy” actually means. We haven’t spoken since our sexual tension filled interview, but she needs to understand that my heart is like a wild mustang that can’t be tamed. And even though her spray tan is a little uneven, she should know there is no unevenness in the strings that play the symphony in my soul whenever I see her ass. You can tell in these pictures that she’s about to call me, but somebody apparently interrupted her. “Hey, Sophie. I walked by your table and saw you left your to go box inside sooo…., ” Christina Hendricks was quoted as saying.

Proving there is nothing that can contain the hotness of her damn near perfect ass, my baby mama Sophie Turner was at Mint last night showing onlookers what the word…

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