Emily Ratajkowski Loves Bikinis, WeedBy toddApril 04, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Loves Bikinis, Weed

 

Emily Ratajkowski is always in bikini, and I didn’t think it would be easy to improve on that, but then she posted this picture on Instagram. She might be the perfect woman. I really don’t think it’s up for debate at this point.  The only thing that could change my mind is if she’s vegan and starts saying YouTube is demonetizing her videos. That would tell me instantly that she’s a member of the NRA.

 

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This Is All I Have Of Jessica ChastainBy toddMarch 21, 2018
This Is All I Have Of Jessica Chastain

 

Sad news to report. Jessica Chastain posted this pic on Instagram last night and I thought I’d wake up this morning to a photo gallery to share with you, but unfortunately these photos don’t exist yet. Or they might be out of the price range of the people who pay for the photos I post here. Not sure. Hopefully they’ll have a next day sale and I can download them. Until then, make Mr. Rogers proud and use your imagination.

 

Getting ready for the event #BTS @renatocampora #piaget #piagetsociety #artdubai

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Stacey Dash Is Running For CongressBy toddFebruary 27, 2018
Stacey Dash Is Running For Congress

 

Former Clueless star and former Fox News person, Stacey Dash, is running for Congress in California. I’m sure this will be met with rational discourse and no hyperbole at all.

The Clueless star filed papers for a U.S. Congressional run with the Federal Election Commission on Monday announcing the formation of a principal campaign committee under the name “Dash to DC.” Stacey Dash is listed as the candidate, running as a Republican for a seat in the House of Representatives representing California’s 44th district. The 44th district is in the South Los Angeles and Los Angeles Harbor areas and includes the cities of Carson, Compton, San Pedro, and Wilmington. The news comes after Dash’s Feb. 9 tweet asking her followers what they thought of her running for political office, as she “mulled the possibilities.”

Man, this is great. A woman of color running for a political office. We need more women of color in politi-oh wait no sorry I just checked Twitter. This woman of color running for political office is bad because apparently all women of color have the exact same political beliefs and Stacey Dash is the only woman of color in America who doesn’t share those beliefs. So glad we caught that! Thanks guys! Please be on the lookout for more women of color running for political office who don’t believe the exact same thing you do. Fuck them. Be sure to tell them to shut up on Twitter a lot.

 

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Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

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The Patriots Lost A Super BowlBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
The Patriots Lost A Super Bowl

 

The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let me know where to text my Red Cross donation to the city of Philadelphia tomorrow.

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

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Sophie Mudd Is New HereBy toddJanuary 25, 2018

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[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.

 

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Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial DiscriminationBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial Discrimination

 

Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people have finally caught on, because Questlove is being sued for $2M for being a racist. 2018 is wild, man. Per Page Six:

Last summer an unnamed ​“​The Tonight Show ​Starring Jimmy Fallon” ​stagehand sent Decker and Cimino the unsolicited text that included “a piece of fried chicken with a bite out of it along with a racial slur that inevitably depicts African Americans,” their attorney Richard Roth told The Post. Roth declined to repeat the slur but said it included the n-word. The text was also sent to Roots bassist Mark Kelley.​ The Roots, led by drummer Questlove are Fallon’s house band on the late-night talk show.​ Neither cameraman responded to the message​ ​— which they received during the middle of a taping​ ​— and immediately told superiors that they had nothing to do with it, according to court papers. “Both were shocked to receive it and repulsed by its content,” the suit says. The day after receiving the text the cameramen were suspended. “Kelley, who is African​-American, was not,” the suit says. They were later fired after Questlove allegedly demanded their heads, despite his own history of making controversial statements, according to court papers.

Wow, that sure is…something. In a statement to Pitchfork, Questlove had this to say.

“Questlove denies the ridiculous allegations made in this lawsuit,” his representative wrote on his behalf. “Racism is REAL and exists throughout the world and for these gentlemen to claim victim is not only disrespectful to Questlove and his bandmates, but to all that truly endure racism on a daily basis. As NBC already stated, the decisions made regarding these employees were made by NBC, alone.”

So, if I’m reading this right, a stagehand sent a racist text to a bunch of people and two of the white people who received it didn’t respond to it then reported it then got suspended because Questlove allegedly demanded that they get suspended then responded to the allegations that he got two white guys fired for receiving a racist text by saying “real racism exists and me demanding the jobs of two white guys who didn’t do anything wrong because they’re white doesn’t really count as racism.” Did I read that right? Maybe I didn’t. If I did, I know two white guys who’ll be voting for Trump in 2020. Thanks for nothing, Questlove! Big fan of your stuff though.

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James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”By toddJanuary 25, 2018
James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”

 

After winning Best Actor at the Golden Globes, James Franco didn’t get an Oscar nomination because before he was finished with his Golden Globes speech, he got accused of sexual misconduct then five more women came forward with allegations to the Los Angeles Times. I guess this somehow bothers him a great deal.

Sources tell PEOPLE that the actor, who was just snubbed by the Academy Awards for his role in The Disaster Artist, isn’t doing well in the aftermath of the allegations. “His team wants him to continue making public appearances. He thinks he can save his image,” one of the sources says. “He looks like he hasn’t slept for days. He’s just a mess.” Echoes a second source, “This whole process has been very hard on him. He’s been shaken up.”

Hasn’t slept in days? I thought he smokes a lot of weed. Maybe try that. Or don’t do the sexual misconduct stuff. That would’ve helped. His sister-in-law, Alison Brie, said not everything being reported about him doing the sexual misconduct stuff isn’t “fully accurate“, but hopefully it’s accurate enough that we don’t have to see a James Franco movie again.

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